Arise Optimus Prime

Shitpost RP/ask blog for semi-canon IDW Optimus Prime

[maximum-primeage]

@prowling-for-trouble *Kicks you in the helm* oh look, someone less popular than me.

[prowling-for-trouble]

Nnng. Isn’t it enough that I’m in bonds? [hes sitting in the brig looking very grumpy]

[maximum-primeage]

(( I'm aware it's been ages XD))

Probably not?

[datarobotsuggestion]

date a robot who died, but got better

[maximum-primeage]

@prowling-for-trouble *Kicks you in the helm* oh look, someone less popular than me.

[maximum-primeage]

@ultra-mehgnus a word with you please, Magnus.

[ultra-mehgnus]

Yes Prime? What is it? *he seemed a little surprised that the Autobot supreme commander wished to speak with him*

[maximum-primeage]

Magnus, can you tell me what the two main tennant of the Autobot code are? What our core beliefs are. The ones that make and Autobot an Autobot, and seperate us from from the Decepticons?

[maximum-primeage]

@ultra-mehgnus a word with you please, Magnus.

[whirliibird-blog]

[ REPLACES @ultra-mehgnus‘s AUTOBOT CODEBOOK WITH THE CLOWN CODE ]

[ultra-mehgnus]

Thats already being used as @maximum-primeage ’s copy of the Autobot Code. *he returns with another copy of the real one, because why wouldn’t he have spares you troglodytes*

[maximum-primeage]

First of all Magnus, how dare you. Second of all, Whirl, how dare you.

Both of you know I use the nutrition facts on the back of pringles cans as my official copy of the code!

[oceanmine]

Could you please like or reblog this

if you think that female muses shouldn’t have to be toned down for the comfort of other people? 

Female muses don’t have to be easy. They don’t have to be cute, they don’t have to hold back their drama. They aren’t interesting despite their chaotic personality, but because of it. 

If you are interested in interacting with female muses who are powerful, multi-layered and complicated, please help me spread this. I want to make a point.

[vort3x]

In short, the Combaticons’ true weakness is Optimus Prime’s vehicle mode.

[robotsandramblings]

this should be a thing in like ??? all the universes/series ??!!!

[vort3x]

Like this?

[sparkmender]

FLOOR IT OPPY

[maximum-primeage]

I'm one bad mothertrucker.

[unicromx8]

maximum-primeage‌:

Do I look like I give a Frag? I’m Optimus-Rung Damn-Prime.

    ( You’re the one who tried to correct a God. )

    ( Optimus Prime should well-know that lectures oft follow such a thing. You practically revolutionized such a thing, if we’re to be honest. )

[maximum-primeage]

Revolutionized? I invented it Glitch..... And I don't care if they say Shockwave did it before me as Onyx. *takes his faceplate off to stick out his tongue at the Chaos Bringer*

[unicromx8]

maximum-primeage‌:

You were made after Onyx Prime’s failed expansion.

     ( The Unicron you know, that young, poorly mannered child, was given a name during that time. But Unicron and Primus are concepts given mortal names, binding Chaos and Order to physicality in order for them to directly interact with everything around them. )

       ( Unicron is always the elder of the two. It is from that original Unicron, embodying Reality, that the younger Unicron and the youngest Primus were born. Order has to have something Chaotic to make Balance from, after all. )

[maximum-primeage]

Do I look like I give a Frag? I'm Optimus-Rung Damn-Prime.

[maximum-primeage]

@rungian-psychology control your children @unicronnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom @galvanized-conquest

[unicromx8]

    ( I am older than he is. )

[maximum-primeage]

You were made after Onyx Prime's failed expansion.

[maximum-primeage]

@rungian-psychology control your children @unicronnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom @galvanized-conquest

[maximum-primeage]

@flameonrodimus @thebesttyrant have you considered calling Ghostbusters?

[cherryautomobileenthusiast]

I don’t think Ghostbusters could help

[maximum-primeage]

They regularly fight demons.

[cherryautomobileenthusiast]

I think you’re thinking of the Winchesters

[maximum-primeage]

And what would you call Gozer?

[cherryautomobileenthusiast]

He’s a demon, but the kind that’s on the Lost Light is way above their paygrade

[maximum-primeage]

Hmmmm

[flameonrodimus]

Wait, you mean those Win Chest guys couldn’t handle this? Isn’t that their job or something?

Do we have to get the Pope? The Pope does this stuff doesn’t he? 

[maximum-primeage]

When all else fails, call Chuck Norriss

[flameonrodimus]

Okay, I know I’m going to regret saying this, but I’m siding with Megatron on this one. Keep the old memes to yourself, Optimus.

[maximum-primeage]

Ill stop referencing Chuck Norriss when you stop saying “till all are one”

[flameonrodimus]

WOW, OKAY, RUDE

LOW BLOW

[maximum-primeage]

It's not a low blow when it's the truth.

[maximum-primeage]

@princessjetstream I apologize on behalf of my... Friends.... For the chaos they have pulled you into....

Seriously @notsariatall @firstcitizenwindblade what is with the spark eating?

[firstcitizenwindblade]

@notsariatall that pun was atrocious.

[notsariatall]

Oh bite me windy. It was good and you know it.

[firstcitizenwindblade]

It wasn’t. It made me want to pull out my own spark and eat it.

[notsariatall]

That sounds kinky.

[firstcitizenwindblade]

I… What? No!

[notsariatall]

Do you have a spark eating kink?

[firstcitizenwindblade]

@princessjetstream control your child!

[princessjetstream]

….I have no Children. I’m my own child! XP

[firstcitizenwindblade]

I already approved the adoption.

[princessjetstream]

…Windy. A Sparkling like me don’t wanna look after OTHER sparklings. If you think that is a good idea, then you probably shouldn’t be working with the higher ups, because that’s a REALLY big idea on your part… ^^;;;;;

[firstcitizenwindblade]

My ideas are 100% better than anything @maximum-primeage or @i-starscream-now-lead ever came up with.

[maximum-primeage]

It's not my fault Caminus Deified me.

[bulletforyourthoughts]

Has anyone ever told you that with the faceplate and ear spikes, you seem to be exhibiting the early signs of Optimus Apothesis? -Ultra-mehgnus

I’m not sure what it is you’re implying exactly.  It’s not as if I had a choice of this frame, after all.

[maximum-primeage]

Maybe he just got lucky and ended up devilishly handsome.

[bulletforyourthoughts]

*shoves a matrix stuffed full of lettuce in your direction* To answer your tags. You're the one who wanted to be a Prime. And being a prime means a lot of responsibility. *runs away from the matrix* so long sucker! ~maximum-primeage.

I…  *sigh*  Fine.  You got me.  I just thought being a prime would entail less babysitting…

[maximum-primeage]

Just remember that "lettuce is the right of all sentient beings" and you should be fine.