hey.

max. NY. they/them. history major. [this is a miraculous ladybug AU RP account. most or all of these posts are not real. profile picture made in Nahnahbananakim's picrew]

[shinynx]

Check out my awesome Freak

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oh my god

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you are so weezer coded

never say this to me again.

[mynowherenothing]

Declaring bankruptcy after buying 1 sandwich and 2 books

[lupi-usque-ad-finem]

“you’re 21 you should be at the club” i should be sprinting downwind on all fours in the mist covered wetlands of Oregon but we all can’t have what we want now can we

[fleshdyke]

you cant fucking hurt me bitch im protected by the migratory bird act

[sleepy-bebby]

Bandicoot. 🍓

[forcefemme-vigilante]

Crash Bro your Peanus is Licking That Berry

[lakevida]

kid in the library just said "a VILLAIN who lives in the MOON is after us" so keep an eye out for that today guys

[toskarin]

me: if I become the evil overlord I will never harm my minions

[5 years later]

highly throwable imp: hoohoohee

me: hmm

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aefwr

asxaaaaaaaaaaafg h

'l'kjjjjjjjkmu6mntyjthg

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sharp cheddar climbed onto the keyboard. sorry.

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sharp cheddar is my rat i didnt spill loose cheese on my keyboard

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aefwr

asxaaaaaaaaaaafg h

'l'kjjjjjjjkmu6mntyjthg

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sharp cheddar climbed onto the keyboard. sorry.

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aefwr

asxaaaaaaaaaaafg h

'l'kjjjjjjjkmu6mntyjthg

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Max.

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@maximum-rats Hark. Hark.

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i see it dennis. thank you.

[king-snoopy]

[ohmydais]

”Never ignore your gut feelings!” my gut feelings tell me that Freddy Fazbear is outside of my door at night

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…..

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did you eat it

[dennisrockingfuntime]

Perhaps if it were not for the bird attack...

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dennis were you attacked by birds??????

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WORRY NOT!! I put up a fight.

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you lost????????

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…..

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did you eat it

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Perhaps if it were not for the bird attack...

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dennis were you attacked by birds??????

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who was the pretty one at walgreens let me know

i would rather die than freely reveal that information