MaxiousMark's Tumblr (Cause I was told to make one)

I know not what you may find here, besides a random collection of things that make me happy.

[midnightmurdershow]

[anxietyproblem]

[pyramidsandpistols]

Constantly sanitizing everything in stores

[shmoodylee]

Wearing MEDICAL masks when you’re sick.

[donkeydickjess]

Curbside pickup and 50% capacity

[siege1]

Knowing a greater number of grown adults are washing their hands. With water AND soap.

[marzipanandminutiae]

More outdoor seating at restaurants in urban areas. That needed to catch on here in America anyway

[thebibliosphere]

Online access to jobs which have traditionally been cited as being “impossible” to do from home, thus preventing a large percentage of disabled people from being able to work or attend online classes. 

[creekfiend]

NOT SHAKING HANDS

[cutiesncantrips]

Disdain for a government that openly wants poor or otherwise disadvantaged people to die.

[jewishzevran]

This thread is a few years old but it bears repeating. I’m tired of being treated as if I am invisible. Listen to Jewish voices when we talk about fascism. I am begging you.

[emotionalempowerer-blog]

The whole medical Industry is a scam, I’m not surprised. This is exactly why there’s so much money in pharmaceuticals in the US!

[bust-down-memeiana]

That’s why it’s better to get the generic brand pills it’s cheaper and legit the same thing

[vaporwavesimulator]

women wear suits better than men and thats just a cold hard fact

[hrefnasoldblog-deactivated20220]

One name to those who doubt these words:

ESTHER QUEK

I rest my case.

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

Exhibit B: Janelle Monáe

[biologicalstepfather]

Exhibit C: Lucy Liu

[teaboot]

High Warlock, Minister of Magic, and Kingpin

[littlefemgoddess-deactivated201]

Y'all are doing butch women dirty by only showing more gender conforming women in suits.

[cryptodyke]

May I present historic gnc women

[sugrspellitout]

The fact that there is no kd lang when she has worn suits almost every moment of her career is …… a crime

Also

[truly-fantastic-me]

help im gay

[koffinrott]

[politijohn]

[theoddsideofme]

[o-kurwa]

[surgeratesfucko]

ah finally I know what those Victorian dudes at the train movie felt like

[maruti-bitamin]

thunder woofs

inspired by this neat storm cloud outside my house. 👁👄👁

[keno-rhcp]

[biseksuwal]

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bh0FtcYBUsB/

[memewhore]

[hymnofvalefor]

[comrade-bastard-deactivated2024]

[cannibalcomputer]

[jackscarab]

[imagineleonkennedy]

[snowflakeeel]

- @jistring

[wizzardbaby]

PUT YOUR HAND IN THAT CRACK

AND YOU WONT GET IT BACK

[chickenwhite]

WHEEEEN THE JAWS OPEN WIDE

AND THERE’S MORE JAWS INSIDE

[your-mouths-a-constellation]

WHEN IT SWIMS ON A REEF

AND HAS TWO SETS OF TEETH

[lennythereviewer]

WHEN IT JUMPS FROM THE MUCK

AND YOU SCREAM “WHAT THE FUCK!?”

[izhunny]

I. I didn’t know I needed this.

[infinitemachine]

Everyone, this is it. My favorite pun. Right here.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[expcake]

[dexer-von-dexer]

[harmonicstupidity]

[whitepeopletwitter]