Dance With You

Max Collective

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“Have you not talked about it yet?”

“We have talked about it... I’m always trapped in one sided love.” Max said, walking alongside Courtney. “I wouldn’t call it love, but it’s been frustrating me enough to be love. Jinkx will just... never understand. Which is going to have to be okay with me, because they seem to think Jeremy is their soulmate. Thanks for talk this through with me, by the way... You don’t have to do this...”

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F.R.I.E.N.D.S Starter Meme [1]

*Note: The pronouns now are simply ‘they/them’ from what has been said originally. Simply change it to whoever you’re sending it to, or keep it gender neutral. Feel free to change the quote, add on to it, or whatever you need to suit your character when sending!

“Wow. I definitely did not see that one backfiring.”

“Help me get this mini fridge past the security guard.”

“Yeah, I’ve been there my friend.”

“This doesn’t make me like you any better.”

“Well, with a regular (person), it’s bad. With (Name) – Oh, dear God!”

“We will give you ten dollars.”

“Wow, you’re good! After this, we should solve crimes.”

“I am better than great, I’m good.”

“I like being on my own, I’m, uh, better off this way. I’m a lone wolf. Y'know, a loner. Alone… All alone. Forever. What’s a wolf gotta do to get a hug around here?!”

“I won’t be speaking with you for several weeks.”

“Honey, I wish you’d get over (them). I hate seeing you like this. Is there anything I can do? Do you want to look down my top?”

“What the mother crap is up with this stuff?!”

“You know what I’m going to do? I’m going to get in my sweats and eat in bed.”

“I’ve dreamed about this for years! *Nervous laughter* Why have I not been preparing?”

‘Okay, I’ll give you one chance to change my mind. You got one minute.”

“Well, maybe you could date (them), then. That would save me the trouble of killing (them).”

“Yeah I know. You’re a bit of a drama queen.”

“Oh, hey, (Name). I’m so glad someone’s here. Could you zip me up?”

“Oh my God, I want to trade lives with (Name)?!”

“Uh, look, I don’t normally ask out (people) that I meet in coffee houses.”

“I’m an idiot.”

“I always knew there was something weird about that dude.”

“Okay, so, all right I haven’t been in a relationship that lasted longer than a month.”

“You know, I’m trying to remember the last time I opened a door and you weren’t there.”

“I just think there’s somebody better out there for you.”

“I think I can make you happy.”

“In fact, I’ll close my eyes to make it less awkward.”

“What’s going on?”

“Well, let’s see – the first one is, I don’t want to, and the second one – I’m not going.”

“You need to learn some new slang.”

“You have to do something. Knock that door down!”

“I would, but I bruise like a peach.”

“I guess they’re not coming. Want to just order?”

“That’s a great story. Can I eat it?”

“If you were bigger, you’d hit me, huh?”

“They are without a doubt the funniest (person) I ever met!”

“Have you not talked about it yet?”

“To be honest, I think I’d prefer the five dollars.”

“Why do you care so much?”

“Oh, I forgot how hot he/she is.”

“Oh, I forgot how hot (they) are.”

“(Name), why did you lie to me about working here?”

“Because I was ashamed, okay?”

“I sold out for the cash.”

“I’m sorry, too.”

“We’re going to figure this out.”

“But… you suck.”

“Are they still looking for us?”

“You know, we as a group, are not the coolest.”

“I mean, you just went out with my best friend.”

“You’re a pain in the ass, (Last Name or Name).”

“Damn it, man, pull yourself together!”

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Max: “In fact, I’ll close my eyes to make it less awkward.”

“Max, you’ve seen me get dressed hundreds of times by now..” The blonde laughed slightly, pulling her t-shirt off and then searching around her still unpacked clothes for a hoodie to sleep in. “You really don’t have to close your eyes.”

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Rolling her eyes, Pearl commented “I’m sorry but you’re never gonna find a less vulgar person in this hotel to room with, because they’re all fucking gross, so you’re just gonna have to deal with it.” Flopping back down onto her bed, the blonde grinned “My ego is already bigger than Vi’s at this point, so feel free to compliment me all you want. It won’t make a difference now, but I like hearing it.”

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"I guess you're right, but that won't stop me from trying." Max teased, passing the pipe to Pearl. "Inflated egos can be dangerous." The silver fox warned, playfully rolling her eyes at the sleepwalker. "I'm going to need some of this confidence you've suddenly found. Where do I get some?" She asked with a small smile, leaning back against the headboard.

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Max: “In fact, I’ll close my eyes to make it less awkward.”

“Max, you’ve seen me get dressed hundreds of times by now..” The blonde laughed slightly, pulling her t-shirt off and then searching around her still unpacked clothes for a hoodie to sleep in. “You really don’t have to close your eyes.”

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Playfully sticking her middle finger up at Max though without turning to look at her, the sleepwalker continued watching her show happily; only being distracted when she heard a giggle fall from the younger’s lips. Turning to look at her with a raised eyebrow, Pearl smirked “I knew you loved it really.. You’re such a shitty liar,” unable to resist teasingly adding “And I know I’m fucking hot when I’m mad, but there’s no need to stare that much Maxie.”

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Max mock gasped and stuck her tongue out at Pearl, looking at her middle finger with visible shock. "Vulgarities! I simply shall not stand. I must have a new roommate at once!" She teased before sticking her middle digit up at her friend. "You may get a little bit hotter with anger, but don't let your head get too big." Max giggled, a wide grin spread across her face.

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Max: “In fact, I’ll close my eyes to make it less awkward.”

“Max, you’ve seen me get dressed hundreds of times by now..” The blonde laughed slightly, pulling her t-shirt off and then searching around her still unpacked clothes for a hoodie to sleep in. “You really don’t have to close your eyes.”

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Turning back to face Max, the blonde raised an eyebrow and shot her a playful glare - it’d be a lie to say that the offer didn’t intrigue her, especially considering the fact that she hadn’t smoked since she’d gotten here, but Pearl was a stubborn bitch, and determined to keep up her act no matter what. “No,” she pouted again childishly, settling on her own bed and simply turning the volume up louder on the TV.

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"Suit yourself. More for me." Max grinned and packed the small pipe, beginning to smoke without Pearl. As she laid back, the blond turned the volume back up, forcing Max to watch the stupid reality show that her friend was so fond of. Giggling slightly at something Ang said, Max tried to hide the smile on her face from the sleepwalker and continued smoking, eyeing Pearl from her bed.

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[text]: I really don't know who else to turn to and I'm shaking and freaking out and I can't see straight and I need help. Please. I'm begging you. Please.

[text]: Oh, deary… Where are you? [text]: I’ll be right there.

@dinkmonsoon

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Jerick was a mess.  After their fight with Robbie down at the bar, the queen quickly ran upstairs, tore off their dress along with their tights and wig and simply started to weep.  As time passed the queen simply couldn’t stand being alone any longer so they had texted Max for some help.  Finally, when the other was safely in the room Jerick closed the door and slid down the wall they were leaning on until they were on the floor, sobbing once more. 

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Max knelt down in front of Jerick, checking them for any bodily harm before gently rubbing their upper arm. “Deep breaths, doll.” He instructed, wanting to cry with them, but knowing that he couldn’t admit defeat for Jerick’s sake. “Once you take a few deep breaths, it’s up to you whether or not you want to tell me what’s going on... Either way, we’re putting you in a warm bubble bath and playing some music, okay?”

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Max: “In fact, I’ll close my eyes to make it less awkward.”

“Max, you’ve seen me get dressed hundreds of times by now..” The blonde laughed slightly, pulling her t-shirt off and then searching around her still unpacked clothes for a hoodie to sleep in. “You really don’t have to close your eyes.”

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“Horrible?” She echoed in disgust, pouting at Max and reaching to slap her again but missing as she scooted away. Deciding to carry on her charade of mock offence, Pearl got up from the younger’s bed and wrapped herself in her blanket, before shrugging “I don’t wanna watch TV with you anymore, you’re rude.. Maybe I should go and watch Mob Wives with someone who is more appreciative.”

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“Oh, I hit a nerve, huh?” Max carried on, opening her drawer to pull out her weed and pipe. “Guess I’ll just have to smoke this all alone, then...” She teased, shaking the baggie for Pearl to see. “Or... you could sit back down, put the TV on mute, and join me?” She offered in a sultry voice, batting her natural lashes at her friend.

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Max: “In fact, I’ll close my eyes to make it less awkward.”

“Max, you’ve seen me get dressed hundreds of times by now..” The blonde laughed slightly, pulling her t-shirt off and then searching around her still unpacked clothes for a hoodie to sleep in. “You really don’t have to close your eyes.”

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“Watch your movies with everyone in the hotel and get back to me whether or not anyone is actually awake at the end of them,” she laughed, loving teasing Max as the pout on her face was ridiculously endearing. Gasping in offence, she slapped the younger’s thigh, “Don’t you /dare/ compare Mob Wives to the Kardashians. I’m so disappointed in you right now.”

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Max gasped cutely at the slap to her thigh. “You’re the one with the liking for horrible ‘reality’ tv.” She smiled and rolled her eyes playfully. “You’re right... that’s so offensive to the Kardashians... My bad.” She played along with the teasing, scooting away from Pearl so she couldn’t be hit again. “Maybe I should compare the Mob Wives to Honey Boo Boo... or, better yet, Duck Dynasty...”

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Max: “In fact, I’ll close my eyes to make it less awkward.”

“Max, you’ve seen me get dressed hundreds of times by now..” The blonde laughed slightly, pulling her t-shirt off and then searching around her still unpacked clothes for a hoodie to sleep in. “You really don’t have to close your eyes.”

@maxmalcnaphy

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Lightly swatting Max’s upper arm, she allowed herself to be pulled in closer with a roll of her eyes. “I’m allowed to fall asleep ‘cause your movie choices would put anyone to sleep, but you aren’t allowed to 'cause this is a good fucking episode /and/ it’s the first night we’ve actually spent together since we got back,” Pearl pouted childishly.

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“My movie choices do not put people to sleep!” Max pouted back at Pearl as she pulled back and sat up slowly. “Your show is confusing me! I don’t really like any of them, but they’re all funny so I don’t dislike any of them, but they’re also annoying... Is this what it’s like to watch to Kardashians?” 

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Max: “In fact, I’ll close my eyes to make it less awkward.”

“Max, you’ve seen me get dressed hundreds of times by now..” The blonde laughed slightly, pulling her t-shirt off and then searching around her still unpacked clothes for a hoodie to sleep in. “You really don’t have to close your eyes.”

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When she heard the yawn fall from Max’s lips and arms wrapped themselves around her waist, she flipped over to face the younger queen; a pout forming on her face. “Don’t fall asleep on me, bitch..” Pearl complained, lightly poking the other, “Do I have to make you stay awake?”

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Max groaned and stretched her long limbs, only to pull Pearl in even closer. “Tiiiired…” She grunted, burying her face into her roommate’s neck, grunting once more. “You always fall asleep! Why can’t I do it just this once?” The grey queen asked against Pearl’s neck, clearly refusing to get up.

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[text]: I really don't know who else to turn to and I'm shaking and freaking out and I can't see straight and I need help. Please. I'm begging you. Please.

[text]: Oh, deary… Where are you? [text]: I’ll be right there.

@dinkmonsoon

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[text]: Thank you

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With little to go on, Max decided to text around for what Jinkx’s rooming situation was, frowning prominently when it was revealed that the redhead was bunking with their ex. As he made it to Alaska and Jerick’s room, Max knocked quickly. “Darling it’s Max!” The silver fox announced, grabbing the handle, jiggling it just to check. “I need you to let me in...” He added, “can you calm down enough to do that for me?”

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Max: “In fact, I’ll close my eyes to make it less awkward.”

“Max, you’ve seen me get dressed hundreds of times by now..” The blonde laughed slightly, pulling her t-shirt off and then searching around her still unpacked clothes for a hoodie to sleep in. “You really don’t have to close your eyes.”

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Despite giving Max control of the remote, she knew the younger would’ve picked something she liked anyway because that was easier than dealing with a Pearl who complained non-stop through a movie, so she couldn’t help but grin at the choice. “Reality TV sounds perfect,” the blonde confirmed, the soothing touches already making her feel sleepy, “You’ll love it too, I swear.”

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"I'm not too into reality tv, but I'll try it out for you..." Max laughed and watched the tv until her eyes got too heavy for her to fight sleep. She rolled so that she was spooning Pearl, her arm wrapped around her friend's waist securely, yawning softly

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Max: “In fact, I’ll close my eyes to make it less awkward.”

“Max, you’ve seen me get dressed hundreds of times by now..” The blonde laughed slightly, pulling her t-shirt off and then searching around her still unpacked clothes for a hoodie to sleep in. “You really don’t have to close your eyes.”

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Smiling softly back at her friend, Pearl shuffled over the Max and rested her head against the younger’s chest, before pulling the fluffy blanket over both of them. “I’ll even let you choose the movie tonight, even if it is one of those boring-ass classics that you love so much,” the blonde laughed, handing the remote to the other.

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“How rude...” Max gasped playfully, resting her chin on the top of Pearl’s head gently. Scrolling through the channels, the silver haired queen stopped on a show he knew Pearl wouldn’t argue with: Mob Wives. “How does reality TV sound for the night?” She asked, gently rubbing Pearl’s shoulder, eyes sliding shut.

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Max: “In fact, I’ll close my eyes to make it less awkward.”

“Max, you’ve seen me get dressed hundreds of times by now..” The blonde laughed slightly, pulling her t-shirt off and then searching around her still unpacked clothes for a hoodie to sleep in. “You really don’t have to close your eyes.”

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“It’s fine,” she assured, settling on her bed and looking at over Max as she began to untangle her hoodie. Looking back at her suitcase, the blonde sighed “I’ve been a bit caught up in other stuff, so I haven’t really had the time..” before jokingly adding “And staying packed means I can escape at any time, right?” Pulling the hoodie on and reaching for her glasses from the bedside table, Pearl asked “So, wanna cuddle in bed and watch a movie with me tonight?”

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“Running away already sounds good...” Max agreed, perhaps a bit too seriously, but topped the statement off with a grin. “I can’t think of a better way to spend my night.” She whispered, opening her arm to offer Pearl a spot against her near bare chest, blinking up at her friend.

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Max: “In fact, I’ll close my eyes to make it less awkward.”

“Max, you’ve seen me get dressed hundreds of times by now..” The blonde laughed slightly, pulling her t-shirt off and then searching around her still unpacked clothes for a hoodie to sleep in. “You really don’t have to close your eyes.”

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“I feel like I should...” Max smiled and peeked between her fingers to see Pearl’s naked torso. “Why haven’t you unpacked yet, Pearlie?” She asked, looking down at the suitcase on the floor before glancing back up at the sleepwalker.

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[text]: I really don't know who else to turn to and I'm shaking and freaking out and I can't see straight and I need help. Please. I'm begging you. Please.

[text]: Oh, deary… Where are you? [text]: I’ll be right there.

@dinkmonsoon

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Max: ☂

Rubber was laughing as she pulled Max behind her, running outside to the rain storm. It didn’t matter to the Florida queen, she was having a good time, had a slight buzz and was dressed as a slave, her favorite aesthetic choice. Biting overplump lips, the other pulled the the taller queen to her. It was raining all over them but it give Rubber that overall romantic feel. Smirking as she leaned against Max, Rubber locked eyes with the other queen for a moment before standing on her tiptopes to press a kiss to the other’s lips, slowly.

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Despite the previous weeks events, Max had managed to enjoy himself whilst hanging out with Rubber. She was buzzed off of one cocktail already, but hadn’t expected Rubber to pull her out in the rain, laughing until she was being pulled in, the gesture even more romantic because the pair were in the rain. And then, the shorter was on her tiptoes, lips pressed against Max’s, who had immediately kissed back, one hand pressed into the small of the other’s back and his other tilting their chin. The lip-lock ensued until Max started pulling back, a wide grin on her painted face. “That had to be the most romantic kiss of my life...” She slowly released Rubber’s chin and poked her nose. “You never told me your real name, dear.”