Max

I'm so gay. they/she. a lil freak. wompa doodle doo. fighting for a socialist lesbian space robot future header image by @/dachell_ART on Twitter aka X, the nothing app

[maxncheesey]

if elected president I promise to free OG Anunoby when he inevitably dunks so hard it vaporizes everyone in the audience including Trump

[olden-towne]

Misfortune that has befallen someone planning on going on a date with me:

Roommate went into anaphylactic shock

Grandma fell down the stairs

Emotional devestation after dog euthanasia

Misfortune that has befallen someone planning on doing kink with me:

Mom got pink eye

Concussion

Debit card got hacked

Food poisoning

Car broken down

Genuinely why does this keep happening to me!? I mean, not "to me"; the misfortune happens to others, but why is this such a constant in my life.

[olden-towne]

Two days of diarrhea followed by a rolled ankle

[maxncheesey]

i did not let the ankle keep me down!!

[maxncheesey]

Is Kowalski's Minnesota Erewhon?

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[the-little-armored-one]

[maxncheesey]

let's be real Minneapolis and Saint Paul are just two Milwaukees larping as a Chicago

[maxncheesey]

white russian *spritz*

[b0tster]

animated lesbians making out as a follower milestone on bluesky. enjoy 💋💋

[theehorsepusssy]

[olden-towne]

Joining Rudy Giuliani's battle with pneumonia on the side of the pneumonia

[maxncheesey]

new gender neutral bathroom boutta drop

[technofeudalism]

[fwugradiation]

[beatcroc]

the best part of this post is undeniably that it was made by toby fox

[maxncheesey]

i think the next jubilee video should be the snake that hates Markiplier in a room with 1 Mark and 9 look-alikes to see if it can identify the real Markiplier.

[fwugradiation]

[beatcroc]

the best part of this post is undeniably that it was made by toby fox

[maxncheesey]

[maxncheesey]

at the beach that makes me smoke. maxie needs smoko

[maxncheesey]

no one told me how expensive it was to be a caretaker for a baby. The diapers, toys, onesies, cuban cigars and pacifiers all add up pretty quickly!