Olden Towne

"We are normal and self-controlled" -Green Day 23, she/her

[iwilleatyourenglish]

so this might be the funniest text i've ever gotten about my partner

[iwilleatyourenglish]

[kuropin]

Jax would fumble her in every universe

[b0tster]

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[snowown]

[cottoncandylesbo]

(alien being shown yaoi) and you're saying, the men... have sex with each other? the men?

(alien being shown yuri) ohhh ya we do this shit too lmao

[temothylol]

[mlkseok]

[yeah-mani]

Red Shoes and the Seven Dwarfs was an actual gem.

[twinklecupcake]

I need you all to understand this isn’t a shitpost, this is the ACTUAL DIALOGUE.

[vykodlak]

of course, the best part of any character's corruption arc is their cool new outfit

[vykodlak]

of course, the best part of any character's corruption arc is their cool new outfit

[bovineblogger]

(src)

[hometoursandotherstuff]

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cwydx34kzlvo

[runcibility]

"Vanderhorst had been under the influence of MDMA and three litres of vodka she had consumed on the night of the offence last September, her lawyer Michael Hill told the court."

three. liters.

[anais-ninja-bitch]

i support women's wrongs

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

[mizumanta]

[olden-towne]

Risotto? I hardly know Otto!...

get it... like rizz?

...

*a shepherd's crook yanks me offstage, but I moan a little too hard, and now the Vaudeville shepherd is uncomfortable*

[seeminglydark]

Just a little pinup of my pretty Angel Caro in between working on comics. I like to find old ads from the 70s and 80s and reimagining the poses with my characters.

[infernalfox]

[nyctoheart]

can somepony whos not in the Kingdom Hearts fandom please explain this gif

[shadeofnigh]

that ice cream acheived sentience

[nyctoheart]

WHAT BRONY CHANGED MY COMMENT TO “SOMEPONY”

NEIGH

[nyctoheart]

ARE YOU HORSING ME

[foxglovedforest]

The kids are aight

[necromancelena]

If you went to a bar and the bartender was a mousegirl you could ask for a drink and she would balance it on her head and say "for you, it's on the mouse"

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

the crazy thing about this is that it took one single word to turn it horny. coulda been a normal cute post. coulda taken the high road & conjured a delightful image of a mouse scampering down the bar with a beer ten times its size balanced on its head. but you had to say "mousegirl" and not "mouse." don't pretend this isn't what's going on either i know the score i know what's up. i'm familiar with this sort of semantic trick. you want to fuck down on an anime girl with certain characteristics of a rodent and everyone's gotta know.

[basileater]

>10 hours ago

>deactivated

[agave]

[hellsitegenetics]

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