Max Silvestri Tumbles This Inside You

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"Smoke my yogurt?"

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"Hi, I happened to be walking by your basement apartment, and I have to ask: could you please manage my wealth?"

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I love all the Easter eggs in the new Terminator trailer, like when all the guy soldiers stare at a naked Kyle Reese. "Soldier, in order to go back in time, you have to be TOTALLY naked." "Ok sure, but does the whole squad have to be here?" "Yes that's part of it too."

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Twitter added a feature just for comedians to talk shit about other comedians?

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Watch @FYI's "Thanksgiving Unstuffed" special this Thursday at 10pm on the FYI Network, hosted by @marcuscooks, @gailsimmonseats & me, here with @meatballers's Daniel Holzman. I don't know why it's called "Unstuffed". We don't unstuff anything.

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Three Shows With Anthony Jeselnik Oct 16-18

If you're in Pittsburgh, Connecticut, or western Massachusetts, I'm opening up for the extremely good-at-comedy Anthony Jeselnik (The Jeselnik Offensive, many Comedy Central Roasts, all the late night shows) for three dates of his theater tour, October 16th through 18th. Check my schedule for details and ticket info. 

October 16th: Pittsburg PA @ Byham Theater October 17th: Manshantucket, CT @ Fox Theater at Foxwoods Resort Casino October 18th: Northampton, MA @ Calvin Theatre

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New Episode of Questlove's Food Salon

I got to go to a party at Questlove’s house and there were chefs and great food and nice people and also cameras. Vanity Fair a video of the whole thing and in it I tell a quick story about undigested fried cheese curds. Also watch for Eugene Mirman being funny and three amazing chefs talking articulately about food.

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Ugh don't talk to me in the morning until I've had my first bag of caramel macchiato candy corns.

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#tbt #toothmageddon2014

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#tbt to last week's #TheFeed, when I had two puppies named Panko and Meatball serve dinner to @gailsimmonseats and @marcuscooks. (Meatball did the heavy lifting.) Tune in tonight at 10pm on @FYI.

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Tonight on The Feed this guy teaches me how to kill people by shoving a carrot into their trachea. 10pm on @FYI please watch!

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Caught two cars playing soccer

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Re-reading a classic

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psh, moms don’t understand

Watch GABE & MAX NEED HELP now!

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Episode 073 with Max Silvestri, "Drinking and Driving"

Max and I watch the one where the posse have a toga party and get shithoused after splitting a six-pack; Zack wrecks while drunk-driving them home, and in order to try to hide it, everyone constantly tells terrible lies. http://traffic.libsyn.com/gobayside/GoBayside_073_MaxSilvestri.mp3 (Subscribe on iTunes)

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I can't believe I'd never seen the drunk driving episode of Saved by the Bell. I also talk about how terrible the Yelp reviews for The Max would be.

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I'm really into political hot sauces.

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NY Friends! Tonight (Tuesday June 10th) is my album release show and party at Littlefield. I'm hosting and doing comedy, and there will be sets by two of my favorite comedians (Nick Turner and Kate Berlant), a performance by a secret musician/comedian person, the premiere of two new Gabe & Max videos, all-new stuff from my upcoming show the Feed, drink specials, copies of my CD for sale, and other surprises. Come and hang out and party and laugh. 

Tickets and info here.