MaxxwellTheX

Maxx/Maxxwell/Maximus/etc genderfluid

[maxxwellthex]

Sometimes I hate how my brain works

I just want to remember things and actually learn from it

[pukicho]

Grease me up and put me in some metal pipes. Watch me slide around until I get stuck and die

[maxxwellthex]

So. This?

[shiftythrifting]

Yonic dish found in NY

[overpoweredoriginalposter]

[the-muppet-joker]

Joker held out his hands, stretching out the palms so the holes were clearly visable. "Do you wanna know how I got these scars?" He chuckled gently.

Kermit trembled at the sight of his lover, who had been crucified in front of him only three days prior. "Y-you're dead... I saw you..." his voice quivered with emotion. The honey of his devotion had already crystallized painfully into grief, choking him with a sweetness he could no longer stand the taste of. He could not bear to feel hopeful. He had already mourned. It was too much. He collapsed to the ground.

"Kermit... it's really me," Joker chuckled reassuringly. "Here... if you still don't believe....... put your fingers here, into my hole..............."

Kermit gasped. "You're... h-h-hole?!" He gasped.

Joker chuckled with arousal. "No, not that kind of hole. Not yet at least, my dear. I meant my Jesus Holes," again, he displayed his hands, and his feet this time too, which sure enough, had big Jesus Holes in them from where the nails had been driven through his flesh, holding him up on the cross.

Kermit placed his hands into the Joker's wounds... it was a impossible. It was a miracle. How he had survived the cross? Kermit looked up at Joker with shining eyes, hands still in his Jesus Holes. His own Muppet Hole was fluttering with rapture. "My Lord..." he breathed.

Joker chuckled radiantly. "Yes, Kermit. But not to you. I am not your Lord." He chuckle"I am your Clown Husband."

They embraced, Kermit sobbing and kissing him all over. It was crazy. Even Joker Christ was getting a little teary eyed.

Then they got out the

Bible.

[maxxwellthex]

Seeing your posts on my feed has reminded me of a dream I had about Kermit while I was sleeping hard over cold medicine. In this dream I imagined Kermit running terrified in an old abandoned building being chased by these weird faceless beings in tattered clothing. The beasts didn't want Kermit dead. They all wanted to be in him. I woke up terrified before anything happened

[i-am-a-fish]

fuck, I just realized that if I spend my life being too intimidated to make art then that means I don't even get to make bad art. I end up making NO art. that's way worse

[pukicho]

All children in the world are born deserving a big oversized lollypop and a pinwheel hat

[screenshotsofdespair]

[strange-aeons]

Hello?????

[strange-aeons]

I'm throwing a birthday party for My Immortal on Friday night but the decorations stay up all week

[nv-str]

On the one hand im so happy for my friend getting mental help and getting the medication he needs

On the other his very distraught rants about how he cant cum on lexapro are equally entertaining

[maxxwellthex]

JOKES ON YOU I CAN NOW!

MOTHERBOARDS HERE I CUM!

[nv-str]

In case anyone is wondering how this storyline is going

[maxxwellthex]

Everything is awesome! Everything is cool when you're a part of a team!

[maxxwellthex]

My lingerie is my hello kitty boxer set

[maxxwellthex]

I had a dream the other night where I stole a cig and smoked the whole thing and low-key it was really good. I never smoked a day in my life

[nv-str]

On the one hand im so happy for my friend getting mental help and getting the medication he needs

On the other his very distraught rants about how he cant cum on lexapro are equally entertaining

[maxxwellthex]

JOKES ON YOU I CAN NOW!

MOTHERBOARDS HERE I CUM!

[wewwo]

[thankeschoen]

[maxxwellthex]

Does anyone know any icp shows going on right now? I tried a faygo flavor and didnt like it so idk what to do with it now

[the-muppet-joker]

Grrrrrrrr...I fucking hate the Cis...I'm so mad I'm coming to Get Them. Once I'm done, there will be no Cisgenders left in Kentucky... First Kentucky... THEN THE WORLD!!!!!!!!

[slunch]