Ugh.

Hi I’m Maddie 18 searching for purpose

[may-mouse-blog]

now that’s poetry

[threefeline]

cody ko and noel miller are like the definition of the last two brain cells meme 

[fastest-thing-deactivated201806]

when someone tells you how bad your fav is

[nativenews]

[usamilovelove-deactivated202005]

wtf

[usamilovelove-deactivated202005]

this post is just calling anti feminists racist

[geekandmisandry]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[voidambassador]

Would you look at that, the shoe fits

[drhds]

Which one of you Gays photoshopped the glass slipper into a Louboutin 

[batfangzz]

omfg first off WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK and second @drhds it’s LOUIS VUITTON NOT LOUBOUTIN 

[oppa-homeless-style]

give me your fucking wig

[kama-aina-killmyself]

Theres discorse here but im not sure what kind

[trashwizard]

[sethalapod]

[uss-edsall]

My fellow Americans

It is with a heavy heart that I say that the Aussies and kiwis have beaten us to the next year again. As a red blooded American and true patriot, I say that we must not let this stand

Make 2019 the year America reaches before Australians

[uss-edsall]

My Fellow Americans,

We’ve Failed.

[anybody-have-a-gps-deactivated2]

My Fellow Australians,

We have again succeeded.

[uss-edsall]

My Fellow Americans,

We have made a foothold. We beat Sydney to 2019.

[i-am-a-fish]

[beetlecirice]

WHAT THE FUCK?! GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME!

[i-am-a-fish]

[catchymemes]

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Now I want to get married just so I can do this.

[baneismydragon]

If I were a billionaire I would absolutely tell my secretary to send wedding gifts to anyone who sent me an invite regardless of if I knew them, because- A. I know how expensive that nonsense is. B. I would be a billionaire and when else am I gonna do with that much money? Honestly… and C. I would totally make showing up at random weddings with crazy awesome gifts my new stress relief hobby. “Congratulations random strangers! I admire your daring and stratigic planning. Here’s that 700$ tea set you wanted but assumed no one would ever buy.”

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

Do you even have to be getting married

Are they gonna check

[fan-enby-anonymous]

Damn it sure is

[fakehistory]

Roman Emperor Julius Caesar is overthrown (44BC)

[ok-fandom]

I woke up out of a dead sleep to make this and then immediately passed back out

[livelaughlacroix]

I raise u 

[awkwordalex]

Trainer Alex wants to battle!

[hirudo-verbana]

I add

[deebyfeeby]

please consider

[velvet-vagabond]

A new challenger enters the stage

[serperoir]

how about…

[straightboyfriend]

I’m glad cats meow that’s the perfect noise for their shape & size

[etica]

[elfvenomm]

For all u mountain climbers out there

[acoolguy]

*climbs up and takes a few good slurps while i piss on the wall*

[katharinemoe]

You literally did not have to say that

[acoolguy]

i didn’t

[little-niggah-sugar]

this is probably the best thing i have ever made

[afrodingus93]

Tony Hawk is a real one lol

[mikevondoom]

[16bithoe]

When you’re on your way home from the club but one of you almost died

[kidkendoll-deactivated20240714]

The four you the next week

[lgbtnoctis]

@ amazon right now