Okay, maybe it’s a little funny. Just a little.
Yeah, well–I missed ya.
I kinda missed you too.
I’m really glad you’re here.

Andulka
Xuebing Du

Product Placement

Janaina Medeiros

izzy's playlists!

@theartofmadeline
No title available

Kaledo Art

ellievsbear

★
NASA
cherry valley forever
d e v o n
sheepfilms
trying on a metaphor
No title available
YOU ARE THE REASON

JVL
Keni

❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from Canada
seen from Singapore

seen from Malaysia
seen from Türkiye

seen from Singapore
seen from United States

seen from Ecuador
seen from Malaysia

seen from Ecuador
@mayaisnotaskeleton-blog
Okay, maybe it’s a little funny. Just a little.
Yeah, well–I missed ya.
I kinda missed you too.
I’m really glad you’re here.
I’m glad that at least you’re enjoying this, Sour Skull.
You gotta admit, it’s kind of funny.
Besides, teasing you is my job, if I don’t do it, nobody will.
Everyone saw a princess but inside she was on fire, crashing and burning.
tinkermelon (via wnq-writers)
“So, today, I got mistaken for a substitute. Forgive a guy for knowing that mixing hydrogen and fluoride is going to kill a guy. And explode. Massively.”
I am so not surprised that you got mistaken for a teacher.
Yeah, I get it now. We’re good.
So what’s your name, love?
Maya Skellington. Yours?
Well if you’re not even going to balls and stuff….
But I guess that makes sense. I mean, if I called myself The King of Sex, and everyone else did too, I wouldn’t expect me daughter to be called The Princess of Sex. I mean, that’d just be weird, wouldn’t it?
I don’t know, when I think ‘princess’ I automatically think ball gowns.
I... Uh. Yeah. That would be weird. Glad you and I understand each other.
But you’ve just gone and called him the king! Wouldn’t that make you a princess?
No. I mean, yes, technically, but...
It doesn’t even count. It’s not like I’m running a country and going to balls and stuff. And ‘pumpkin princess’ is just about the worst nickname I can possibly think of.
Oh wow, really? So if he’s the pumpkin king, and he’s your father, that makes you…
the pumpkin princess? Pleased to make your acquaintance, your majesty.
What? No. No, no, no. No. Don’t do that.
I’m not a princess.
scumbagsparrow:
“What’s the pumpkin king?”
He’s like Santa Claus, but more obnoxious. Basically he’s the reason Halloween is even a thing.
Yes, it’s Halloween and yes, the pumpkin king is my dad.
☼ - maya and blake
the monster girl & the pirate boy
from the very start, their relationship hadn’t exactly been normal. they were the most dysfunctional pair of friends imaginable, and to outsiders it seemed as if they couldn’t possibly have anything in common. but they were complimentary forces, each one rebellious, angry, kind, caring in their own ways, each one needing the other to balance them out. he looked out for her, and she for him. he taught her how to drink, how to handle herself in a fight, how to be tougher than she was. she taught him to be gentler than he was, that family isn’t always who you’re born to, that you don’t always have to be what they expect.
whatever forever || maya & open
echoofthewaves:
“Yeah, I understand why they’re giving me a hard time about it, but still,” Shelby chuckled. “Doesn’t make me any less annoyed about it,” She added before taking a sip from her coffee. Though she’d meant it politely, Shelby wasn’t sure that being her kinda girl was a compliment by any means. She wasn’t exactly golden by any definition. “Teachers should be grateful we show up at all to this bullshit. Honestly, what makes them think that we’re excited to go to classes we don’t give a shit about? I don’t need calculus to be a composer so why the fuck should I waste my time? Y’know?”
“It’s still not very fair,” Maya replied. “I think you’ve got every right to be annoyed. I’d be pretty ticked, too.” There wasn’t really a school subject that Maya would have an advantage in because of where she was from, but if there was, and she wasn’t allowed to take it, she’d be pretty angry about it. “Exactly!” Maya exclaimed. “ I mean, I don’t want to be a composer, I have no idea what I want to be, but whatever it is, it won’t involve calculus.” She sipped her hot chocolate, and as she put down the cup, she looked at the other girl. “It’s cool that you’ve figured out what you want to do with your life. What made you decide on being a composer?”
send me a ☼ for an aesthetic for our characters.
whatever forever || maya & open
echoofthewaves:
“Because back home, I’m one of the things that we’d be learning about. And I’d have to correct my dumbass teacher when he gets things wrong,” Shelby explained, looking smug. “Yeah?” Shelby asked with a warm laugh. “Sounds like you’re my kinda girl,” She continued, shooting a grin across the table to her coffee companion. “A week? Shit’s rough. Yeah. Fuck that,” She laughed. “You’re better off just taking the extra sleep and actually enjoying some part of your day, right?”
“Oh! That makes sense,” Maya said, laughing at herself for not figuring that out. “That’s pretty cool,” she added. “I’m flattered,” she said, smiling back at the other girl. Maya nodded emphatically, the girl had voiced her own rationale for skipping. “Right? My teacher’s so uptight about everything. I’m late twice in one week and she thinks that’s the absolute worst thing I could possibly do,” she replied, rolling her eyes.
lulus-lion:
There’s no way I ate all of those cookies. I swear I only remember taking like five or so.
I turn around for two seconds...
whatever forever || maya & open
“Why would you be at an unfair advantage?” Maya asked, raising her eyebrows in surprise. She couldn’t really think of a reason that would be the case, the thought that maybe the girl- like Maya herself- wasn’t human didn’t even cross her mind. In response to the question, Maya shrugged. “I slept through my alarm and figured better never than late,” she said. “My teacher threatened to give me detention for a week if I was late again,” she added, as a bit of an explanation.
whatever forever || maya & open
“I absolutely should be, yes,” she said with a laugh. It was the sort of response she’d been expecting, since it was a bit hypocritical of her to give him trouble for the same infraction she was committing. “Deal,” Maya agreed, nodding decisively. She did as he asked, sitting down across from him and inching the chair a little closer to the table, so she could rest her elbows on it.”Hoodlum is a new one, I don’t think anyone’s ever called me that before.” Hooligan and troublemaker were ones she’d heard plenty of times, from people back home who didn’t know she was listening, but hoodlum was new. And it seemed much kinder, coming from him.