Call me and I'll run to you

•JaQuia•she/her•30+• •vanilla coke guzzler•

[goth-queen]

[fuckrozanov]

the worst writing crime you can ever commit in my opinion is watering down the dirty talk because you’re self-conscious that it sounds like it’s from a bad porno…..i cannot stress this enough……leave it alone. the moment you tell yourself he would not fucking say that you’re doomed. people will say almost anything if their dick is hard enough

[pmamtraveller]

By Loputyn

[catasters]

[thickness-protection-program]

Diva down

[coquettelust]

“yes maam” go ahead & strip your clothes rn bro

[segamascott]

[draconym]

i would rather see the information for an event handwritten in sharpie on a paper towel than see another AI generated flyer

[aj-living-life]

Saving this post to show my boss who I told the AI flier makes us look lazy and ignorant, and offered to hand draw one. She still printed tons of ai fliers and I'm tempted to make a better one just because it annoys me so much.

[aj-living-life]

Fun update: event was canceled because literally nobody rsvp'd to the AI flier.

[skidfarts]

Hey Girl I mean All Pronouns

[candyheartedchy]

I love self shipping and having fun :]

[firegfarchive-deactivated202106]

[ruinedchildhood]

Oh to be a cat sleeping on a giant Snorlax plushie

[azaablue]

the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be apart of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.

[crowttore]

arranged marriage or marriage of convenience and they don't want to force you to sleep in the same bed or even room as them so they're very respectfully saying goodnight before going to their quarters to fuck their fist while thinking about how relaxed you finally seemed after dinner that night

[toasteaa]

We all talk about sleepy voiced faves, but what about sleepy voiced YOU and your faves being down bad for it just like you are for theirs? You can't tell me they don't hear your warm, sleepy voice saying, "what baby?" and they don't get bricked up immediately. You say their name in that pretty, raspy voice and they're holding their own leash with the tightest grip imaginable. I cannot be convinced otherwise.

[babushkaat]

[kosmogrl]

[begaylickrocks]

When you touch a boy’s face and he leans into it like a cat, reblog if you agree