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which iteration of ganon do you like?
Wind Waker Ganondorf, because he actually gives us a motive behind his search for the Triforce past his "search for power". Although being an incarnation of Demise's malice and hatred, he wasn't even bent on killing Wind Waker Link and Zelda until both of them screwed up his plans.
I know evil for the sake of evil is the idea behind Ganon -- which isn't an issue for me -- I do like that there is a purpose behind his ambitions. The added lore gives us a better understanding of his character, which I feel wasn't something that existed in any other iteration/incarnation of Ganon.
Also WW Ganondorf's design fucks
the desert spirit, flygon!
OMG HELLO..
Zelda Celebration Stream Event: Commission Roundup
A huge thanks to everyone who jumped in to participate in my Zelda celebration event! It made my day to get to nerd out a bit with folks on stream, and get some of my fangirling out before the release of Tears of the Kingdom~ Here’s all of the sketches that came out of the last two weekends. <3 I’m very pleased with the variety of Zelda games that got represented in everyone’s characters!
you know who’s gay? paul the real estate novelist who never had time for a wife and davey who’s still in the navy and probably will be for life
New headcannon: everyone in that song is gay except the Piano Man who has no idea he’s playing at a gay bar and the staff and regulars have a betting pool on how long he’ll take to finally figure it out. So far John is ahead.
“The manager gives me a smile ‘cause he knows that it’s me they’ve been coming to see” also implies that the Piano Man is possibly an incredibly attractive but oblivious himbo, and if you listen to the rest of it imagining that, this all fits a little too well.
this makes too much sense. Also, the full quote is “Now John at the bar is a friend of mine. He gets me my drinks for free. And he’s quick with a joke or to light up your smoke. But there’s someplace that he’d rather be” Yes, your bed, he wants to be on your bed honey, that’s not a joke, he is flirting with you.
Lighting another man’s cigarette is some old-school gay cruising.
I’ll never tire of this. :)
older ryne and gaia!
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Lightning on a cloudless night…
Link has a close encounter with the dragon spirit Farosh while crossing the Bridge of Hylia.
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IT IS DONE!!
I've been trying to finish this painting for literal years and only just today got to a point where I'm happy to call it complete! I sought to capture the sense of awe and wonder I and many others felt when first encountering these dragon spirits in Breath of the Wild.
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A print version of this painting is available for purchase on my INPRNT gallery here, along with other Zelda-related fanart!
https://www.inprnt.com/gallery/sunsetaria/farosh-sighting/
I need people to stop blaming the death of movies on “quips”. A quip is just a funny line of dialogue. That’s all. Like I just saw a post talking about quips and the death of movies and brought up Pirates of the Caribbean as an example of a better movie and yes it is but also that movie is FULL OF QUIPS. I just rewatched The Princess Bride. It’s all quips. Every single line. And it’s a masterpiece.
Movies suck when people don’t care about the art they’re making. That includes them not caring about their quips. Which is why a lot of comic relief dialogue ALSO sucks now. But the problem isn’t that funny dialogue exists.
#it’s not the quips it’s the complete and utter fear of showing any kind of sincerity#honestly it’s almost the equivalent of saying ‘no homo’ after a moment of being genuine
The Princess Bride is almost all quips, but it’s all sincerity. Every aspect of the plot is ridiculous and yet no movie dialogue has ever gone as hard as “I want my father back, you son of a bitch”
people recognize the problem contained within Whedon-style quippyness without knowing the term for the actual issue so they say “quips” when they mean “bathos”
another problem with quips that’s a little harder to analyze and explain is the quips are all in the author’s voice, NOT the characters’.
steve rogers, natalia romanoff, james barnes, tony stark, pepper potts, and bruce banner are people from radically different walks of life, and should therefore have extremely different styles of communication, despite all off them nominally speaking the same language (english). they should have different senses of humor, different senses of where the boundary lies between irreverence and insult, different boundaries, different sore spots, different goals as well as different methods of communication.
the fact that all these characters banter the exact same way, i.e how joss whedon thinks is funny, is incredibly shallow and grating.
steve grew up as a challenging little shit, who was also very small and poor, and he did it in 1920′s-30′s brooklyn new york. he regularly got his ass kicked. tony stark is also challenging and provocative, he’s a shit stirrer, but he grew up rich as all fuck. no one was beating the piss out of him in a dirty alley. tony has grown up surrounded by sycophants, rich enough to get away with whatever amount of bad behavior he wants to pull; steve grew up poor and disabled in a society that openly advocated for the death and degradation of the weak and unfit. why the fuck would they enter a conversation the same way? why would they deliver a snappy retort the same way? natasha romanoff is a spy, she’s manipulative, she’s always watching to see how a joke lands, she’s always conscientiously tuning herself this way and that to get results. she doesn’t have the luxury of casual defiance, or unthinking obnoxiousness, or even standing by her principles and pissing off someone she hates. again, why would she be tossing off little asides the same as tony, or even the same as steve?
the princess bride is sincere, and the characters still banter in their own voices. fezzik is cautious and methodical, inigo is weary and incredulous, vizzini is desperate to impress everyone with his own intelligence and in so doing often sounds like a complete twerp, buttercup is so incredibly pissed off she doesn’t have any brain cells to spare for joking around, and westley is here to ruin everyone’s day. and it works! the characters have great banter because they’re striking sparks off each other, not meshing like identical cogs in a machine.
humor is about subverting expectations, about breaking up patterns, about confrontation and absurdity. you can’t get that from a blandly uniform pulp.
I have never heard anyone summarize Westley’s character so perfectly in a single line
I entirely forgot that I'd planned my Zelda stream event on Easter weekend, soooo.... Perfect time for a Bunny Link!!
Via xkcd.
Harley: I'll never talk!
Bruce, sharpening knife: I have ways of making people talk.
Harley:
Bruce: *cuts a piece of cake*
Harley: ...Can I have some?
Bruce: Cake is for talkers.
Sokka and Zuko have one big fight after they get together and it's over who gets Aang as his best man
Sokka, furious: you think you get AANG? I've been friends with him for way longer, he's basically my little brother, he was the first person to make me look at life in an optimistic way!
Zuko, equally pissed: oh big deal, he was the FIRST person to ever offer to be my friend, EVER, and he never completely gave up on me no matter how much reason I gave him to, I would do ANYTHING for that kid
Aang, sobbing: I love you guys so much
Sokka: aw, Aang ❤
Zuko: we love you too ❤
Sokka, back to Zuko: anyway swords at dawn
Zuko: I will fucking destroy you
Katara, watching Sokka and Zuko brawl: if these two keep this up there's not going to BE a wedding. Aang, why don't you just decide whose best man you want to be?
Aang, still weeping: HOW am I supposed to CHOOSE
Katara: don't be silly, obviously you should go with Sokka
Toph: uh, what? He should go with Zuko
Katara: swords at dawn
Uncle Iroh, quietly: Why did you not just tell them that as the Avatar you have the authority to officiate the wedding?
Aang: I have WHAT???
He came to my pond every day to play with his “imaginary” friend. Years later he returns beaten and bloody on deaths door so he can die in the only place he had happy memories, little does he know she is very real and very angry.
CW blood, death, mention of abuse smack smack smack A hand smacked against the low stone wall one final time before slipping off, the stacked rubble having reached its end. A smear of blood clung to it as the hand’s owner toppled forward into the clearing. He groaned, then raised his face from the damp grass. “Huh. So this place really did exist.” His arm reached out and he began to slowly drag himself forward, towards the large pond in the middle of the circular grassy meadow, across green vegetation strewn with the fallen purple petals of the heavy willows above him. “Thought it was just a dream …” His hand grasped the earth, soil digging beneath his fingernails as he pulled himself forward. “Kinda glad it isn’t.” His other hand reached for his stomach, flares of gasp-wrenching pain hitting him as he checked the wounds. They were so sticky with the crimson fluid, but at least that was likely the only thing staining the grass beneath him; his previous attempts to keep his organs inside himself were successful at least. ”Sorry if I’m making a, hhhh, mess of things.” Sweat dropped from his nose, plinking into the very edge of the pond water when he pulled himself towards the clearing’s center. Still clutching his middle, he slowly turned himself over, panting as arcs of agony coursed with every slow rotation. But now he could see the statue of the beautiful woman, reclining on a pedestal bedecked with the tree’s floral gifts. “Huh …” He smiled. “I remember you being smaller. And you really don’t look like stone, huh.” His eyes lost their focus, gazing up into the heavens. “Apparently, those old Roman and Greek statues used to be painted like you too, tried to make them look more lifelike. Probably why it was so easy to ‘play’ with you. Could have sworn my imaginary friend was a kid like me though.” Through the trees, he could glimpse the stars, twinkling their mischievous little lights. They’d never appeared quite so pretty before … although he had never been here during the night either. “Kinda wanted to say hi to her, really. But it’s hard to imagine her when the statue’s now some grown-ass woman .. like me.” He grimaced and took a shallow breath. “Well, I guess I’m a guy, but.” “What were you going to tell her?” He closed his eyes. “I was gonna ask her how she’s been … what she’s been up to … what sorta games she’s come up with. She loved to play pranks, be mischievous. We got into some of the wackiest dress-up games, let me tell you -” He frowned. He was dying; regardless of other factors, the blood loss had been too severe. He wasn’t that close to death as to start hearing things. He opened his eyelids to see my mesmerizing purple pupils staring down at him. “… I suppose it makes sense that my childhood friend is also some mystical shenaniganry.” He smiled weakly. “I seem to attract that sort of thing.” “Oh. Really.” “Yeah.” He exhaled. “There’s been, a lot of things. The vampires. The werewolves. The aliens. The Culverin Tax Regimenters. To name some. Hell, even my parents turned out to be cultists planning to sacrifice me to some ancient evil god at the place where I was born. Guess that’s why my life was so crappy from the start.” “Your gut does reek of dark magic.” “Mom got me with a cursed dagger while I was in the middle of some patricide. He deserved it, to be frank. I don’t think the evil god was happy with her stepping out of the ritual circle, though. Vaccuumed her right up into the vortex and vanished.” “They do get upset when their strictures are broken.” He frowned, focusing on my expression. “Is it just me, or are you upset with me?” I tapped my crossed arms with my fingers. “Oh, you picking up on that? Well done you, you deserve an award!” “Apologies.” His breathing was becoming intermittent. “I can’t quite think why. It’s becoming real faint here.” I inhaled, tasting the sour tones of Death in the air, and glared at the entrance, where a pool of grey fog was congealing. Two skeletal hands emerged from it, tapping a silver wristwatch. I gave them the middle finger before turning my face back down. “You mortals can always excuse things with faults of the body,” I said bitterly. “Failing memory, dying body.” I laughed, a twinge of hysteria in my mouth. “If only you were immortal, you could always do what you needed, what you promised. None of this … this foolish excuse crap.” “True enough.” He smiled wanly. “In my next life, I’ll try harder.” He was silent for a moment, and when he next spoke his voice was barely a whisper. “Can I ask you one last thing?” “What?” “Can you … forgive me?” His eyes were glistening even as they began to look into naught but emptiness. “That day … when they took me away from this town … I really … wanted to see … what surprise you’d had planned … for tomorrow. So … Sor …” I reached out one hand and pinched the unmoving lips sht. “Idiot.” I inhaled, then shouted, “You swindling stupid idiot!” My hand rose, a vortex of water stopping the creeping mist before it could enter. “Halt.” I gathered the corpse into my arms, holding the mindless head in my lap. “This is mine. Our promise, our contract, our vow was broken, by his hand, and I have not forgiven that unforgivable crime. I lay claim to this person in his entirety.” The coiling tendrils of fog were silent for several moments. “I profess,” tombs shifted open to unleash stiff words of rigor mortis, “to be an impartial figure, but I do feel the need to warn you that others will be upset not to see him enter their halls of judgement. They will seek him.” “Fuck them.” Crystal clear fluid pooled down the corpse’s head, soaking into the clothes before sinking into the body. “Fuck them, and fuck you too. Not like even you were able to find this place without following the blood trail.” “More like I sensed his imminent demise and came hither,” the halls of the deceased observed, “but your claim is true, and I acknowledge it as such. Farewell.” I waited until the grey mist had dissipated before turning my gaze back down at the body. “Here’s your surprise. You better enjoy it.” *** I looked down as my old friend stirred. Hands pushed the body up before dissolving, limbs jerking upright. Pale pink eyes stared into the semi-transparent digits of hands, which oscillated between the water of the pond my friend had awoken in, and the color of flesh and skin and pale white flowing garments above them. I watched the clear shock of continued existence in a new, immortal form register, and felt a twinge of satisfaction that I fought to keep from my face. Then, the eyes turned down. “I have boobs?!?!” she shrieked with such shock I jumped, slipping off my pedestal and falling into the pond.
today on "how can I combine my interests": variations of volcarona based on stellar classification!
actual stars are classified based on their spectral characteristics and temperature/color from hottest (bluest) to coldest (reddest) with a strangely ordered letter system: O, B, A, F, G, K, M... why not do the same for this stellar moth?
some other info:
o-type volcarona are incredibly rare and are considered "shiny" pokemon
m-type volcarona can come in the largest variety of sizes from large enough to easily carry a person to about the size of a cat
k-type volcarona are the most common, with the higher temperature ones becoming increasingly more rare (and m is about as rare as g)
while there could be b- and a-type volcarona between o and f, the latter two are so rare that there's no reason to split the categories up further
alder's volcarona is the g-type one shown here, and the m-type one belongs to cyrus in my au
the pupa/cocoon stage is too short relative to the other two stanges to be considered its own separate evolutionary stage like other similar bug type pokemon
scarlet and violet have blessed me with not one but TWO (2!) more volcarona to work with! so continuing with the stellar theme here are the two paradox moths on the far ends of the temperature spectrum...
"brown dwarf" slither wing is based on the failed stars of the same name that never get hot enough to sustain nuclear fusion in their cores (despite slither wing being much larger than its modern relative). it still follows the same lifecycle as volcarona but can't fly at the end and never reaches the same temperatures. mostly gives off light in the infrared range
"wolf-rayet" iron moth is named after a kind of star that sheds off its hydrogen envelope to expose the extremely hot helium core underneath. most of the radiation from this form (and the star) is in the ultraviolet range and combined with its very high temperature makes it very dangerous
a few years back, lockstin on youtube made a video coming up with ideas for a physical counterpart to eevee, making a lizard thing. i decided to do my take on it!!! THIS TOOK A REALLY LONG TIME!!!!!!!! dex entires under the cut!!!
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