Maya

[mayalaranthewitness]

@spren-on-the-wind watch out! Somebody's been putting spren and people in jars! Please be careful

[horsolin-kholin]

*on his nightstand there's an unkeyed ironmind and a note*

With sincere apologies to your family for past missteps and injustices, from the Ghostbloods. This will allow you to store some of your weight and make it easier to manage your leg.

(-@kelsier-wrangler)

*picks it up, startled* *hesitantly tries it and nearly falls* Woah.

[mayalaranthewitness]

What is that?

[horsolin-kholin]

*lying on the balcony in the rain, staring up at the sky*

[mayalaranthewitness]

You good?

[horsolin-kholin]

*vague hand wobble*

[mayalaranthewitness]

You want me to go get Kaladin?

[horsolin-kholin]

…I wouldn’t mind.

[mayalaranthewitness]

@kaladinsuniformviolationslog

[kaladinsuniformviolationslog]

Kaladin lies down next to Adolin.

[horsolin-kholin]

*rests his head against his shoulder*

[kaladinsuniformviolationslog]

Do you want to talk or just take a break for a while?

[horsolin-kholin]

Break sounds nice. *he’s drenched and just starting to shiver*

[kaladinsuniformviolationslog]

You're chilled. Let's get you warmed up.

[horsolin-kholin]

*he goes to climb to his feet, then yelps as his prosthetic slips on the wet stone*

[syl-real-not-clickbait]

*floats nearby unhelpfully*

[mayalaranthewitness]

*stands nearby (in Shadesmar) unhelpfully*

[horsolin-kholin]

*lying on the balcony in the rain, staring up at the sky*

[mayalaranthewitness]

You good?

[horsolin-kholin]

*vague hand wobble*

[mayalaranthewitness]

You want me to go get Kaladin?

[horsolin-kholin]

…I wouldn’t mind.

[mayalaranthewitness]

@kaladinsuniformviolationslog

[horsolin-kholin]

*lying on the balcony in the rain, staring up at the sky*

[mayalaranthewitness]

You good?

[horsolin-kholin]

*vague hand wobble*

[mayalaranthewitness]

You want me to go get Kaladin?

[horsolin-kholin]

https://www.tumblr.com/horsolin-kholin/819602064685563904/is-it-ok-to-make-out-with-your-opponent-after-a?source=share

Have you ever done it 👀

Only once. Honestly, I regret it.

[scadrian-knight]

Duel Kaladin

[horsolin-kholin]

@kaladinsuniformviolationslog 👀

[kaladinsuniformviolationslog]

What are we doing?

[horsolin-kholin]

Dueling!

[kaladinsuniformviolationslog]

New rules? I'm maybe a mediocre swordsman, at best.

[horsolin-kholin]

You can use a spear.

[kaladinsuniformviolationslog]

Thank you. Can Maya blunt her edges now, or should we use practice weapons?

[horsolin-kholin]

She should be able to blunt them.

[kaladinsuniformviolationslog]

All right. Where would you like to do this?

[horsolin-kholin]

There’s a dueling arena in the tower, right?

[kaladinsuniformviolationslog]

Yes.

[horsolin-kholin]

We can use that!

[kaladinsuniformviolationslog]

All right. Let's get going.

[horsolin-kholin]

Can we kiss at the end?

[kaladinsuniformviolationslog]

Sure.

Wait, in public?!

[horsolin-kholin]

Doesn’t have to be in public.

[mayalaranthewitness]

Syl and I will still see it

[horsolin-kholin]

*lying on the balcony in the rain, staring up at the sky*

[mayalaranthewitness]

You good?

[3-lightweavers-in-a-trenchcoat]

Is it alright if I kiss Kaladin?

@horsolin-kholin

Not if I don't get a crack at him first

– Veil

[horsolin-kholin]

I’m fine with both of us kissing him if he is.

[3-lightweavers-in-a-trenchcoat]

@kaladinsuniformviolationslog

@herald-of-the-wind

[kaladinsuniformviolationslog]

Sure.

[horsolin-kholin]

:D

[kaladinsuniformviolationslog]

I care about you both.

[horsolin-kholin]

Love you too, Kal.

[mayalaranthewitness]

[horsolin-kholin]

Napping at Kal's is all fun and games until you wake up to fingers in your mouth.

[mayalaranthewitness]

You should probably talk to Shallan about this

[horsolin-kholin]

Huh? Why?

[mayalaranthewitness]

She's your wife

She should know about you and Kaladin being together

[horsolin-kholin]

She knows. I asked if I could kiss him. And I’d take naps over there anyways. I like Kal’s family.

[mayalaranthewitness]

Still, she might want in on this

[horsolin-kholin]

On… falling asleep and waking up to Oroden’s fingers in my mouth?

[mayalaranthewitness]

On seeing you with Oroden's fingers in your mouth

[horsolin-kholin]

Okay, that’s a fair point. I wish we could get her out of Shadesmar.

[mayalaranthewitness]

@the-ominous-chasmfiend are you able to get @3-lightweavers-in-a-trenchcoat out of Shadesmar?

[horsolin-kholin]

Napping at Kal's is all fun and games until you wake up to fingers in your mouth.

[mayalaranthewitness]

You should probably talk to Shallan about this

[horsolin-kholin]

Huh? Why?

[mayalaranthewitness]

She's your wife

She should know about you and Kaladin being together

[horsolin-kholin]

She knows. I asked if I could kiss him. And I’d take naps over there anyways. I like Kal’s family.

[mayalaranthewitness]

Still, she might want in on this

[horsolin-kholin]

On… falling asleep and waking up to Oroden’s fingers in my mouth?

[mayalaranthewitness]

On seeing you with Oroden's fingers in your mouth

[horsolin-kholin]

Napping at Kal's is all fun and games until you wake up to fingers in your mouth.

[mayalaranthewitness]

You should probably talk to Shallan about this

[horsolin-kholin]

Huh? Why?

[mayalaranthewitness]

She's your wife

She should know about you and Kaladin being together

[horsolin-kholin]

She knows. I asked if I could kiss him. And I’d take naps over there anyways. I like Kal’s family.

[mayalaranthewitness]

Still, she might want in on this

[alethkars-true-king]

Checking in on you.

@horsolin-kholin

Why does everyone keep treating me like I'm so fragile? I'm fine.

[horsolin-kholin]

What? I can’t check in on my… cousin? Nephew? Relative.

[mayalaranthewitness]

First cousin once removed

[horsolin-kholin]

Napping at Kal's is all fun and games until you wake up to fingers in your mouth.

[mayalaranthewitness]

You should probably talk to Shallan about this

[horsolin-kholin]

Huh? Why?

[mayalaranthewitness]

She's your wife

She should know about you and Kaladin being together

[horsolin-kholin]

Napping at Kal's is all fun and games until you wake up to fingers in your mouth.

[mayalaranthewitness]

You should probably talk to Shallan about this

[cosmerelists]

Cosmere characters, Syl and Kaladin are dating! What are you reactions?

As requested by anon. :)

WARNING: THIS POST CONTAINS WAT SPOILERS!

Previously in this series: Kaladin/Leshwi, Kaladin/Lezian, Shallan/Vin, Kaladin/Kelsier, Renarin/Rlain, Shakadolin, Shallan/Kaladin, Kaladin/Adolin, Jasnah/Shallan, and Raboniel/Navani.

1. Szeth, post Wind and Truth

Szeth: [flashback to Kaladin and Syl leaning close, laughing] Szeth: [flashback to Syl listening to Kaladin play the flute] Szeth: [flashback to Kaladin and Syl dancing] Szeth: ... Szeth: Was I the third wheel for that whole trip? Nale: Did you just notice now? [Stormfather rumbles ominously in the background]

2. Nale

Nale: This is the problem with honorspren. Nale: Once the start making oaths, they can't stop. Nale: They are oath sluts. Chana: You can't say that, man. [Stormfather rumbles ominously in the background]

3. Shallan

Shallan: Kaladin, I'm happy for you! Shallan: When did you first fall in love with her? Kaladin: Looking back... Kaladin: It was probably when she prevented my suicide by bringing me a poisonous leaf. Shallan: ... Shallan: ... Shallan: Somehow, that feels right. [Stormfather rumbles ominously in the background]

4. Bridge 4

Lopen: Nobody asked me, but if anybody had asked me to predict Kaladin's type of romance... Lopen: "His spear but also she's a lady" would have been my answer. Skar: No shot you called this. Skar: And yet... You're not wrong. Sigzil: I bet, historically, it's not that uncommon. Sigzil: There is a lot of intimacy in the Radiant bond. Vienta: I'm not dating you. Sigzil: I-I just said "not uncommon"! [Stormfather rumbles ominously in the background]

5. Rock

Rock: I can't believe a god would date a human! Rock: Sylphrena, are you--what is the Alethi phrase?--slumming it? Syl (with mock seriousness): Yes. I'm afraid I am. Kaladin: Rock, don't encourage her! [Stormfather rumbles ominously in the background]

6. Lirin & Hesina

Lirin: My son is dating his weapon. Lirin: My son is literally dating his spear. Hesina: Who happens to be a delightful young lady who makes Kaladin smile! Lirin: Yes, but--the optics. Hesina: Since when do you care about optics? Lirin: ... Lirin: You have a point. [Stormfather rumbles ominously in the background]

7. Nightblood

Nightblood: Wow... A sword dating her wielder... Nightblood: Nobody told me THAT was a possibility! Nightblood: Hey, Szeth! Can we find Vivenna again? Szeth: ...Do I want to know? [Stormfather rumbles ominously in the background]

8. Lyn

Lyn: Kaladin and I didn't date for long. Lyn: But I know he struggles with darkness. Lyn: And I know Syl is his light. Laral: What a sweet way to say "grumpy / ray of sunshine" relationship. Lyn: I-I'm trying to be the bigger person here! [Stormfather rumbles ominously in the background]

9. Adolin

[Adolin and Syl are crouched over a magazine together] Kaladin: ...Do I want to know? Adolin: Oh! Kaladin! Adolin: Now that you're finally dating someone fashionable, your life is about to change! Kaladin: ...Same question as before? [Adolin & Syl look at each other and then nod in agreement] Syl: We're talking... Adolin: Matching! Syl: Couples'! Adolin: Outfit! Kaladin: ... Kaladin: Goodbye. Adolin: Oh, he'll come around. [Stormfather rumbles ominously in the background]

10. The Stormfather

Stormfather: [rumbling ominously] Stormfather: Kaladin so-called Stormblessed, you now have multiple oaths to my daughter. Stormfather: The Radiant oath, and the oath to her heart. Stormfather: Should you dare to break ANY of these OATHS... Syl: Dad, come ON! He only almost broke an oath ONE time! Stormfather: You DARE to impede my fatherly right to threaten your boyfriend?! Syl: Oh, as if you haven't already tried to kill him! Multiple times! Stormfather: Near-murders I commit in storm mode don't count! Syl: YES THEY DO Kaladin: ... Kaladin: You know what? Kaladin: She's still worth it.

[mayalaranthewitness]

Hey that's my girlfriend

[kaladinsuniformviolationslog]

*lays on you*

@horsolin-kholin

gives him a pat

Hi.

[horsolin-kholin]

*obnoxiously sprawls across him* Hello, Bridgeboy.

[kaladinsuniformviolationslog]

kisses his forehead

Hello, princeling.

[mayalaranthewitness]

@spren-on-the-wind the boys are flirting again!

[mayalaranthewitness]

@spren-on-the-wind

Heyyy

[spren-on-the-wind]

Hello!!

[mayalaranthewitness]

How's it going

[spren-on-the-wind]

Hmmm, well, I just went out on a fly! So good.

How are you, Maya?

[mayalaranthewitness]

Oh you know, the usual

Talked to Testament, they seem to be doing better

Oh! Adolin got grabbed by that chasmfiend

[spren-on-the-wind]

Oh, I should go talk to Testament!

Hehehe I wish I'd seen that! The chasmfiend grabbed Kaladin, too. He wasn't very happy at first. It was funny.

[mayalaranthewitness]

The chasmfiend worries me sometimes

It's different from all the others

[spren-on-the-wind]

Hmm it seems friendly. I trust it.

Though maybe a little too friendly... doesn't it consider Odium a friend?

[mayalaranthewitness]

It seems to consider everyone a friend

Maybe I'm just paranoid