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Nobody:

Australia:

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Eurovision 2019

- flying Elsa in space

- Russian guy with multiple personalities inside a shower box

- “it hurts to be alive”

- Chamaleon

- bdsm capitalism

- woman in green also has multiple personalities

- a giant chair

- shirtless angels (not qualified, but I had to)

- Iron man gets heart surgery while he ascends to heaven and tells us to shut up about it

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When your mum tells you to take the chicken out of the freezer then you hear the door open

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Eurovision 2018 in a nutshell

vampires

vikings

ballads but they’re gay so it’s fine

knockoff ed sheeran

knockoff sia

chicken impressions??

whatever the fuck the czech republic did

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cyprus completely misunderstanding esc and coming with an actual good song

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spain was there too I guess

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pick your fighter

ukraine: edgy vampire sets whole stage on fire

spain: 3 month anniversary date singing to all of europe

solvenia: pink hair and her gal pals

lithuania: no please no not a ballad

austria: mmmmm heart eyes #bae

estonia: opera? really? okay rainbow dress, they did get the memo after all!

norway: not fairytale (2009)

portugal: they're gay and in love for sure

uk: british katy perry, got sabotaged, liked her more because of it

serbia: cult leader and sister wives feat. Albert Einstein on the pipe

germany: ballad but forgivable because its totes emosh

albania: adam lambert is that you? tattoos so good, china banned them

france: je suis bored

czech republic: backpack boy, sounds like talk dirty to me?

denmark: this viking ballad got me sailing straight to valhalla

australia: shE DOESNT EVEN GO HERE

finland: third time lucky saara?

bulgaria: washed up boyband???

moldova: no led staging? moldova don't need it

sweden: red lights I think? I skipped out for a toilet break lol

hungary: screaming into the void #mood

israel: the birdie song but new and improved (feat. body positivity)

netherlands: america? what are you doing here?

ireland: beautiful gay love story, don't hate us cause you ain't us China xox

cyprus: absolute banger, looks like Queen Bey

italy: absolute tune, powerful lyrics, anti-terrorist

me: i wish someone liked me

someone: [likes me]

me: i must fake my death and lie low for ten years

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hope your pets stay healthy in 2017

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I almost didn’t blog this and felt guilty

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Not risking it

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hope ya pets even healthier in 2018

“We didn’t used to have all this ADHD and Autism and stuff” I think what you mean is that people used to go undiagnosed and get absolutely no help and were forced to suffer through their life because they had no support or understanding whatsoever but sure, Janice, pretend my generation invented Autism.

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My grandfather was legit diagnosed with ADHD at the age of about 80 and he was like “OH”

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“we didn’t used to have all this cancer and septicemia and stuff, people just randomly dropped dead because the gods were angry.”

kid: dad whats a 69

dad: well son, a 69 is when two people who love each other very much get together with a 6 and a 9 and a 5 6 7 8 [spotlight turns on] [dad breaks into jazz number]