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Abby: Come on, Tony. Fight me!

Tony: Look at the size of you, Abby. What are you gonna do? Kick me in the heel?

[later]

Ziva: Why is Tony crying on the floor?

Gibbs: Abbs kicked him. Right in the heel.

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Bucky: So, you two are friends?

Clint: Yes.

Nat: No.

[kookoomaniac1]

it’s a missing Caitlin Todd kinda night 🫤

^^ I couldn’t resist sorry 😇

[tinybluebolts-deactivated202511]

i ❤️ clint barton from matt fraction's hawkeye

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Gibbs: So you lied to me

Tony: Well. That depends on how you define lying

Gibbs: I define it as not telling the truth, how do you define it

Tony: Reclining your body in a horizontal position?

Gibbs: *100% done with him* get back to work

Tony: Absolutely

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Abby: when theres something strange, in the neighbour hood. WHO YOU GONNA CALL?

Ziva: us abby! We are the fucking cops

Tony: GHOST BUSTERS!

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Clint, half passed out in hospital bed: My boyfriend will get upset if he sees you touching me like that.

Bucky: I'm your boyfriend

Clint:

*heart monitor beeps faster*

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Natasha: i was best woman at Clint’s second wedding, i started my speech with "welcome back everyone"

Natasha: he was not happy

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Cop: Pull over.

Clint: No, it's a cardigan, but thanks for noticing.

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Clint: *does something cute*

Bucky: I don't care.

Narrator: But Bucky did care.

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Coulson: would you say you are independent?

Clint: *looks at Nat*

Nat: *nods*

Clint: yes I would

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Clint: I guess I've fallen for you *winks*

Bucky: You literally just fell down two flights of stairs how are you even alive-

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Bucky: So what's for dinner?

Clint: I can't tell you, it's a soup-prise!

Bucky: …

Bucky: Is it soup?

Clint: I soup-pose it could be!

*winks*

Bucky: Please, enough with the soup puns!

Clint: Wow, you're soup-per-mean.

Bucky: oh my god.

*one hour later*

Bucky: It's fucking tacos?!?!?!

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Ziva: *to the rest of the campfire* When you save America, the world is your rooster.

Gibbs: *confused* Your what?

Ziva: Your rooster.

McGee: What?

Ziva: Your rooster!

Tony: What the fuck do you mean?

Ziva: Your fancy clam with the pearl inside!

The team: *overlapped shouting of

"oyster! *

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Tony: PLEASE revoke your "no swearing" rule Boss.

Gibbs: Why?

Ziva, in the corner: Well that really DILLS my PICKLES.

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Tony: i think we should have glow stick juice injected in our bones when we're born, so if we break our bones, we get a fun little surprise

McGee: what's the surprise?

Ziva: blood poisoning.

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Tony: Vance kicked me off the case for good because I am apparently a "liability" and "reckless" and "DiNozzo".

Ziva: That's just your name.

Tony: Yeah but you didn't hear his tone.