[omegabuttface-deactivated201405]

So a black woman sat next to me on the bus today and after about a minutr of her just looking angrily at me she said “Given the choice, I wouldn’t sit next to white cis male trash like you” (the bus was full) and I lied to her that I was gay to see what her reaction was and she apologised at least 10 times before I got off

So, sexism AND racism rolled into one. Huh.

[vayena]

[mayflowerd]

I'm the OP and I've come back from the dead to say that my pronouns are They/Them now

[aibrushstrokes]

[skintyfiia]

hilson from a few weeks ago

[75screamingtoads]

House in 2024

House: faggot

Foreman: I.. don't think you should be saying that

Chase: arh naur I theenk he carn archally. Ave you seenim with Wilson?

Cameron: I think it's a little rude to speculate about someone's sexuality while they're in the room

House: oh no no, let Chase continue. I wanna know when he'll start describing how I take in in the ass-

*house realizes something*

House: WE HAVE TO CHECK THE PATIENTS ASS

[dwight-schrutes]

[mayflowerd]

Annoyed with a friend I play dnd with

[socialmaya]

[mayflowerd]

Duggy the Druid and Larzerous Larz

nuff sed

[mayflowerd]

Last one for now

I made this when we were playing through Dragon of Icespire Peak on roll20 during the first lockdown

While the Party weren't anything like the characters from Berserk, I felt this was a good image to use to represent their dynamics within the party (eg Leona used to look out for Espiado and Nilbog, but non of them were like Griffith, Guts, or Casca)

The PARTY

Gil: Iluskan, Fighter/Wizard with a drinking problem and an arson problem. He was somehow still pretty chill. Originally a pure Fighter-Battle Master, he took up learning magic from Borrys after struggling in a few fights against enemy magic-users. His favourite spell was Booming Blade

Geth: Half-Elf, Hexblade Warlock who died. This was my intitial character, he didn't know this but his powers came from the Elder God, Dagon. My plan was to eventually have him develop the Innsmouth look (I spent a lot of lockdown reading Lovecraft), so his death via Water-Elemental was somewhat ironic. He didn't have a favourite spell. But he loved his sword, which had a mysterious pearlescent sheen and would often speak in his mind

Borrys: Rock Gnome, Divination Wizard, was a purely support/utility caster until a few of us nearly died. I remember it as a really good bit of character development that you could see by looking at his character sheet. He also had a dislike for other Gnomes, though I can't remember if this was ever explained. His favourite spells were Web and Slow

Leona: Halfing, Ranger/Arcane Archer who really became the 'face' of the party*. She was really the centre and mother figure of our found family, and she herself was adopted I believe. She also did hilarious amounts of damage with a Hunters Mark and Bursting Arrow combo

Nilbog: Goblin, Light Domain Cleric. Chaotic child of the party, despite being pretty old for a Goblin. Leona spent a lot of time keeping him from running into trouble. Initially a follower of Maglubyet, he converted to Lathander after a near death experience. His favourite spell was Guiding Bolt

Espiado: Wood Elf, Rogue Scout and my second character after Geth died. Shy Elf twink** who ran away from home. He never revealed his real name to the Party, and now I seem to have forgotten it which seems fitting. I remember he tried (and failed) to flirt with a Drow NPC who had a similar backstory of running away form Menzoberranzan. Being the only non-magic user, he didn't have a favourite spell to cast. Though, his prefered way of getting Sneak Attack was knife throwing. I gave him the Fighting Initiate feat so that he could use the Thrown Weapon Fighing Style

Kobold: Kobold. I honestly can't remember how or why a Kobold NPC joined our party, but I remember them being there (they might have died)

*She DID NOT sacrifice the Party to become part of the God Hand

**Really the opposite of Guts in terms of physical appearence and personality. Also did not have relations with Nilbog

[mayflowerd]

Can you tell I was really into It's Always Sunny?

context: after several real world years of schemeing, our sorcerer successfully made a similacrum of himself, antics ensued

[mayflowerd]

i made this meme agggges ago (that's how it feels anyway this is actually somewhat recent). My DM described this thing as being giant size and I found it really creepy

context: during a session on roll20, our DM had this thing show up and dump some exposition on us about how the world was gonna end if we didn't hurry the fuck up (the campaign had gone on for years at this point and our DM wanted to wrap things up but some of our party kept dawdling. we had kinda lost direction a bit before this so I kinda understand why this just happened out of nowhere and was never explained)

[objectgod]

[pokemon-photography]

[beardedchrisevans]

[slut4supersoldiers]

Is Chris Evans Steve Rogers or is Steve Rogers Chris Evans?

[casbean]

good

[gunsandfireandshit]

“Fellas, is it gay to be a good father?”

[flower-lesbienne]

Shout out to Harry Hill

[yasaikakiage]

[paddys-fuckaround-club]

i’m not sure if anyones posted this yet but pls…if you haven’t watched sunny at least watch this scene

[nirvanah]

My dad gave me a USB drive with hundreds of pictures he has taken since the 70′s. This picture of the Snuggle bear playing UNO is undoubtedly the best picture he has ever taken.