Mayhem

/may•hem/ violent or damaging disorder; chaos. Homestuck AU set in the apocalyptic world •Auditions are open•

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Jade get somewhere new

i should probably find somewhere else to sleep. no ones coming back. 

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Jade remember what happened, kind of.

oh no shoot shoot shoot why cant this just stop happening? i scared everyone away again didn’t i?

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Jade comeon wake up its a shit storm out there

oh! well i know that! why do you think i keep this guy around? 

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do you remember what happened before you fell asleep, jade?

i think people were scared…  this happens a lot and i can’t remember what happens. i just hope i didnt do anything bad. i couldnt have right?? 

theres no bodies so it couldnt have been bad..

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Jade Harley is awake and confused

wait, when did i fall asleep? where did everyone go.. 

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DAMNIT, I’M JUST GONNA...GET SOMETHING TO EAT AND TRY NOT TO THINK ABOUT ALL THIS SHIT. AFTER ALL, IT HASN’T BEEN THAT LONG. DAVE’S PROBABLY OKAY, HE’S GONNA BE BACK SOON, AND I’M GONNA LOOK LIKE THE DUMBASS OF THE YEAR FOR WORRYING THIS MUCH--AND IN THAT CASE, I NEED TO WORK ON THE WORLD’S MOST SELF-DEPRECATING ACCEPTANCE SPEECH.

...HE HAS TO COME BACK THIS TIME, RIGHT?

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Maybe you just want him with you because your a little bit gay for that strider ass

OKAY, YOU ARE COMPLETELY MISSING THE POINT HERE! I MEAN, WHAT ME AND DAVE HAVE IS LITERALLY NONE OF ANYONE’S CONCERN RIGHT NOW?? THERE’S A LOT OF BETTER THINGS TO WORRY ABOUT--YOU KNOW, LIKE FINDING FOOD AND NOT DYING A GRUESOME DEATH DUE TO GROSS ASS RADIATION OR CANNIBALISTIC ASSHATS! OR BEING FAR AWAY FROM YOU GROUP BECAUSE IT MAKES THOSE THINGS PRETTY DAMN BLEAK!

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Karkat is it just you and Dave wandering about?

AS OF RIGHT NOW? YEAH, BUT EVEN THAT IS A MODERATELY RECENT DEVELOPMENT. I KNOW I HAVEN’T RUN INTO ANYONE ELSE FOR A WHILE BEFORE FINDING HIM AGAIN.AS FOR DAVE? NO FUCKING CLUE. I GUESS HE MIGHT HAVE JUST RUN INTO BRO, THOUGH, SO MAYBE I DO HAVE SOMEWHAT OF A CLUE?? WHATEVER, NOT THE POINT.

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What do you mean problematic its his bro whats going to go wrong?

DAVE’S ALWAYS SEEMED UNEASY ABOUT THE WHOLE SUBJECT OF HIS BRO, SO THE FUCK IF I KNOW EXACTLY WHY IT’S BAD OR WHAT SORT OF SHIT COULD HIT THE PROVERBIAL FAN. I JUST KNOW THAT WITH THAT MUCH INFORMATION ON THE MATTER, I’D RATHER HIM BE HERE WITH ME THAN WITH THAT GUY. 

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Hes with his bro dont worry hes safe

WITH HIS BRO?? THAT’S...THAT SOUNDS LIKE BULLSHIT FOR ONE, AND IF IT ISN’T BULLSHIT?? THAT MIGHT BE JUST AS FUCKING PROBLEMATIC AS HIM BEING LOST--OR SUDDENLY LEGLESS! SOMEHOW, THIS DOES NOT MAKE ME FEEL ANY BETTER.

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Karkat Vantas is online and worried.

SERIOUSLY, WHERE THE FUCK DID DAVE RUN OFF TO? I’M PRETTY DAMN SURE FINDING SOME SEMBLANCE OF FOOD--EVEN IN AN APOCALYPTIC WASTELAND--DOES NOT TAKE THIS LONG. UNLESS HE LOST THOSE LEGS WALKING HIS ASS OUT OF HERE, HE SHOULD BE--ACTUALLY, BAD COMPARISON. MAYBE SHIT LIKE THAT DID HAPPEN, AND--UGH!

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Vriska Serket is Offline.

wow, okay losers. FINE! i’ll just go!!!

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Vriska Serket is Online!

you should SEE the other guy. 

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Aradia is now open 

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Dirk and John are now open!

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Damara is online

Fuck sake... This heat is un... unbarable. unbearable. why do all ac units have to be fried from wreckage???

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Some Updates and a cast call

Hey all its mod Harley we have recently went though some seriously huge cast and mod changes but were back up and running we would love to see some new auditions in our inbox 

Here is our cast page

Here is our Audition page

Here is our Available list

And lastly our Submit Box

As of the moment there are no guardians or cherubs listed but they are open for auditions the only one we have casted is bro and cali