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over committed simians

[kibumkim]

DGRFEVFBVFVFBVGFB G

[eiricthemammoth]

Bird Box (2018)

[jupiterlicivciv]

[catchymemes]

[kwikemart]

This goes so hard

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

how are you born an innocent baby and grow up to think property rights are more important than giving homeless people shelter

[okaymad]

[unclefather]

[avekat]

[catchymemes]

[paintedreptile]

I was working upstairs when I hear one of our baby leopard geckos start screaming. Normally they only scream when threatened, but this particular guy screams at almost everything. Turns out there was a small fly in his cage that was bothering him.

Yes the fly was removed afterwards.

[conceptblogfromaconcepthuman]

[100493503004422]

*wakes up in my own bed on a regular day* what? is this hell? am I in hell?

[zoomerbro]

[toomanywarwounds86]

Twin Peaks: The Return (2018)

[netlfix]

whats ET short for?

[netlfix]

because he’s got little legs

[animalrates]

I’ve never been so satisfied watching a bearded dragon eat blueberries. 12/10 must watch!

[potheadpotter]

Everything in life is better now

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

no one eats blueberries faster…

[jads-abum-rat]

[vespertineflora]

[audio transcript]

Woman: He’s fine. He misses you.

Man: Give him my love.

Woman: Will do. 

[woman looks at ridiculous oversized bird]

Woman: SQUAWK

Bird: SQUAWK

THE END

[stability]

Good to know shitposting has been around since the inception of cinema

[lvndscpe]

Sequatchie, United States | by Will Swann

[ekladkikodekhatohaisalaga]

every word of this is so powerful