Maylight

Cats, dogs, and airhorns, in approximately that order.

[mayahan]

Illustrator, Tim Doyle,  Re-Imagines The Simpsons’ Springfield As A Gloomy Desolated Town

[kanyewesticle]

it takes me like 3 days to wake up in the morning

[usbdongle-deactivated20200531]

[kanyewesticle]

oh my god

[nentindo-deactivated20210501]

fucking fandom references

[toinfinityandbeyonce-deactivate]

WHAT FANDOM? THE JESUS FANDOM?

[mynationaltreasure]

THEY PREFER THE TERM CHRISTIANITY

[kanyewesticle]

This is the post that killed me

[cigarettesandguitarstrings]

This is the post that killed him.

[snoteleks-milk]

IT GOT BETTER

[thetrekkiehasthephonebox]

Happy Easter!

[cloudclad]

Is this dog okay

[ewaneneollav]

LIFE HACK use video games to shut down your higher brain functions so you cant comprehend your permanent state of total dissatisfaction with your life

[nonconcept]

[y2kaestheticinstitute]

These looks in the Alloy Catalog 😂(1999)

[jennytrout]

Pants were more comfortable in the ‘90s.

[brigidkeely]

Also: check out those pockets.

[maylightsun-blog]

I had one pair with pockets big enough, I could carry a skateboard and a Code Red in ‘em (with room to spare).

Sigh. I’ll never grow accustom to tight pants. 

[awesome-picz]

This Blind Kitty Found On The Street Has Eyes No One Could Resist.

[soundgoodizer]

We know PlayStation 4.5 is real - but why is Sony making it?

So what do we know about the rumoured PlayStation 4.5? In the wake of last week's post-GDC outing of the hardware by Kotaku, we have independently establish…

it’s called the playstation 4.5 because you take one look at it and turn 360 degrees and walk away

[lunishel]

Would it not be easier to just turn 180 and walk away?

[meanplastic]

[saguaro-spine-deactivated201708]

[xbearxprincessx]

holy fucking shit

[rgr-pop]

literally

[maylightsun-blog]

ALL research on successful drugpolicy SHOOOWWS that treatment should be increased!

BHHHHHHHAAAAAA

and law enforcement decreased while abolishing, mandatory, minimum, sentences!

EDIT: Ya know what? I like it better as a link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAJi-W9o7uU&t=2m17s

[blackfairypresident]

i was cleaning off my dresser and look at this bullshit

[wattpadfic-deactivated20170213]

its so weird how ur gender supposedly dictates which shapes and textures of fuckening cloth u are permitted to drape over ur flesh prison

[fightmillk]

I like to imagine that a demon who is trapped in their human vessel is saying this

[sealcontent]

demon: and tbh wtf is up with hair like??? some genders have to have longer strands of dead proteins emitting from their scalps but other genders have to keep their protein strands short??? weird shit

possessed person: yes the gender binary is stupid and arbitrary can we be quiet now

demon: also this whole makeup thing is suspect as hell like why cant all humans put pigment all over their oral openings why would that be an issue

possessed person: craig please i am trying to sleep

[poiplefunguy]

the demon’s name is Craig

[theonetrueprincessofooo]

when u wake up & delete all ur personal posts from last night

[fuks]

leave him

[cosplaymutt]

So my step brothers dog came down the stairs too fast and ran into the wall because he was excited….

[kinkyeviscerator]

WHAT A PERFECT BABY

[fuzzyfishesandscaleymice-deacti]

To be fair I’ve done this too

[executionerbarbie]

he did nothing wrong 

[neogohann]

[weloveshortvideos]

She’s loves her bowl