Mayonnaise On An Escalator @mayojaylaylo26 - Tumblr Blog

Hiya!

I’m Mayo, a self taught artist! Here’s some basic things about me :)

#artists on tumblr #my art #digital art #new blog

IN LIGHT OF "PROJECT HAIL MARY", "IRON LUNG" SUCCESS, NASA IS SENDING HOLLYWOOD HEARTTHROB RYAN GOSLING AND YOUTUBE PERSONALITY MARKIPLIER INTO SPACE— TOGTHER THIS TIME

We asked them for their thoughts:

MARK: It's a dream come true, honestly! I'm thrilled!

RYAN: They're doing what.

MARK: I've always loved space, ever since I was a little kid, and its been such a huge part of my channel- go check out "In Space With Markiplier" if you haven't already, by the way.

RYAN: I- I didn't agree- Nobody asked me to- When did this get greenlit?!

MARK: Man, I just can't wait, y'know? This is the best thing that's ever happened to me. Hands down.

RYAN: I am not going to space!! I'm not going! Who told you this was happening?! When is it happening?! I- I've gotta call my wife, we- I have to go, sorry-

MARK: I hope they let me bring my GoPro!

#okay but this is hilarious

faerygardens

I cannot count the number of times this has happened, maybe minecraft youtubers should stop playing pranks on each other and it’ll stop all this war and betrayal idk

calciferiguess

my piece for the voices for the blade event !! @voicesfortheblade prompted by lun_mi04 <33 in comic form again enjoy🐷

this last one was just in case i didn’t get the comic done in time vvv

the-odds-are-there

📚Ask game for fanfiction readers📖

How and when did you first discover fanfic?

What was the first fandom you read fic in?

Do you ever read fics in fandoms where you don't know the canon?

Do you ever read fics in a language other than English?

Do you feel more invested in the canon or fandom of your current fandom(s)?

What's your ratio of reading fics versus books?

How do you find new fic to read?

How many pages is your AO3 history?

How many fics are in your marked for later list?

What's the last fic you read? What did you like most about it?

Do you bookmark fic? Publicly/privatly/both?

Do you tend to re-read fics?

Is there a fic you remember but haven't been able to find again?

Do you leave comments on the stories you read? Do you have any advice on commenting?

What's something someone has said in reply to a comment of yours that's made you really happy?

Do you read WIPs?

What's the best length for a fic?

What makes you back out of a fic immediately?

How often do you dnf a fic you started?

What's an irrational pet peeve you have regarding fic?

What are your three favorite tropes to read?

What are your three favorite kinks to read?

What are three tropes that are not for you?

What are three kinks you don't love?

What's your favorite ship in your current fandom? What's your all-time favorite ship?

Are you an OTPler or a multishipper?

Do you leave prompts?

What's your dream plot for a story you wish existed?

Rec me something… [put in specific request here if you want]

Wildcard - ask your own question

mayojaylaylo26

Sure I’ll play :)

cherryhatter-deactivated2015072

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

visibun

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

drtanner

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

ecobanshee

This is some of the most straightforward characterization Grace gets in the book and it's hilarious

I need to sleep but here’s the god I made up, fully drawn.

Patéras, god of manhood, fathers, family, protector of humanity.

He guides boys and teens to be strong and gentle, firm and loving, in control of themselves but willing to be open to all.

His temple was built underground in a cave system, and his close followers live in hewn out houses around it.

While the god of manhood, it’s not to be confused with the type of “manhood” that people think of. It is to be the shelter in the storms of life, the strong arm against those who wish harm, and the guide of those you love. Not with demanded submission, but a carefully earned respect. A gentleness, a love that is patient, and kindness that doesn’t end. That is manhood.

#original character #original art #minecraft build #minecraft #worldbuilding #can you tell his design was inspired by Philza Minecraft and Odysseus of Ithaca?

ceruleanheaven

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

valeriapryanikova

THE BUTCHER / THE BUTCHERED

wingkink

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

rkkuna

everyday struggle i fear

dreamofless

this is so silly.

rocky mate bad as hell statement.

apolladay

Broadly how do you feel about your job?

I hate it

I dislike it

I'm neutral

I like it

I love it

Unemployed/in school/not applicable

Broadly how do you feel about your job?

I hate it

I dislike it

I'm neutral

I like it

I love it

Unemployed/in school/not applicable

Voting ended onJun 9

mayojaylaylo26

I.. hate my job. I work in a bakery department in a grocery store and currently we only have four official bakery clerks working because our supervisor is out for a couple months (medical reasons). There’s aspects of my job I like. I like decorating cakes. I like helping customers. I like feeling accomplished when I finish things before I have to leave. But lately it’s been a struggle. They won’t hire anyone for the bakery or other perishables departments. They’ve only been hiring for the front end. Meanwhile everyone in the back is struggling to keep up with the impossible demands of the company. If I could make my job being smth else I would.

#vent post