This is a rec list for one of my favorite tropes, the magical pussy. Since the lines between woke up with a pussy and turned into a girl are blurred, this contains both and I didn't try to categorize. All of these fics are incredibly hot and amazing and you should check them out immediately so I didn't repeat myself saying that over and over again and just wrote a little summary for each one. But they are. And you should. This isn't an exhaustive list, I know there are lots of great magical pussy fics I've forgotten or never knew about. If you have a favorite that's not on this list, please tell me about it!!!!
So here are 24 wonderful fics for 14 different pairings:
★ singapore heat by @nicbutnasty Lando/Oscar, 3.2k
Oscar wakes up with a pussy. He needs to get fucked, sex-pollen style.
★ those magic changes by @peachbel1ini, Lando/Oscar, 7.8k
Oscar has been wondering for a long time if he'd really turn into a girl after his first podium. Then it actually happens.
☆ be as you've always been by @gremlinlando, Lando/Oscar, 3.4k
Trans omega Lando gets a pussy after winning the WDC. He really wants to keep it. So it can't get fucked.
☆ quickswap by @antidecent, Lando/Oscar, 12.3k
Lando wakes up with a pussy. Turns out it's Oscar's.
✮ fall right in by @likepilotlights, Lando/Oscar, 7.3k
Both Lando and Oscar turn into a girl at the same time. They decide to get each other off. Feelings get in the way.
✦ consolation prize by @glasscushion, Lando/MaxV, 2.1k
Max gets a pussy after Jeddah '25. Lando gets to fuck it as his consolation prize. Max tells him how.
✧ Sugar High by @disarmd, Lando/MaxV, 3k
Lando wakes up with a pussy. Max eats him out on a plane.
❀ Kink promt fill by @passengerprincipessa, Lando/Daniel
Lando gets a pussy. He asks Daniel to fuck his ass.
❀ come make my day by @elementalmoments, Lando/Daniel, 4.3k
Early '22 Lando wakes up as girl. Daniel agrees to help him out.
♡ tumblr fic by @fast-burn, Lando/MaxF
Max accidentally gets Lando's WDC pussy. Lando feels entitled to it.
♡ capsize in your thighs by @wedriftlikelonelyplanets, Lando/MaxF, 7.4k
Lando wakes up with a pussy. He has some very complicated feelings about it. Max helps him trough it.
༶ saving it for you by @cosmicscuderia, Lando/MaxF, Lando/Martin Garrix, Lando/Keegan Palmer, 1.7k
Lando gets his WDC pussy. He saves it for his friends.
❖ tumblr fic by @vroombeams, Lando/everyone
Lando wakes up with the Pussy. Everybody gets a turn.
△ make a bitch go on and on by @liesmyth, Charles/Lando/Carlos, 8.5k
Charles and Lando both get pussies after they crash into each other. They each turn to Carlos for help.
✾ indentation in the shape of you by @baking-soda, Charles/Pierre, 12k
Charles turns into a girl. He calls Pierre in a panic.
✺ Everybody Wants to Love You by @passengerprincipessa, Charles/Oscar, 9k
Charles gets a pussy. He can't make it come. Oscar comes to the rescue.
✢ time is strangely calm now by @mahkwibbah, Oscar/Mark, 3.7k
Oscar wakes up with a pussy after he loses the WDC. Lando is probably expecting him but Oscar goes to Mark instead.
⬤ tumblr fic by @onadarklingplain, George/Lando
George gets a pussy because he's the favourite. He asks Lando to help him instead of Alex.
☾ unsafe release by @latecomersprivilege, Alex/George, 1k
George gets a pussy. Alex is supposed to just fuck him very quickly so he can go back to racing.
☾ hips, bend of legs, negligent falling hands all diffused by @janinaduszejko, Alex/George, 6.7k
George turns into a girl. He and Alex have some very fraught sex about it.
☽ unquenchable by touch by @onadarklingplain, Alex/George, 3k
Alex gets a pussy. George has been studying and knows just how to get it off.
⚀ tumblr fic by @powerful-owl, Max/Daniel, 2k
Daniel gets a pussy. He's really weird about it but then he manages to have some insane sex with Max after all.
⚁ rubbed raw and throbbing in the light by @bighoneyenergy, Max/Daniel, 29k
Max and Daniel kiss which absolutely can't go on because they're both guys. The next morning, Max wakes up as a girl.
⸙ stayed behind and you were tender by des_iderate, Seb/Mick, 4k
Mick wakes up as a girl. Seb really wasn't going to sleep with him anymore.
[Lastly, I think telling people to comment is so annoying, not commenting is fine, but if you've ever been on the fence about it this advice on leaving comments by @phneltwrites is the best I've seen and it's been helping me so much]
Shane’s brain cycled rapidly through a half-dozen celebrities, porn actors, Grindr profiles, every attractive bartender who’d ever served him a beer, trying to find a comparison for this level of outrageously concentrated beauty in one person, but he was drawing a blank.
The man—Ilya Rozanov, Facilities Attendant, his badge read—gestured around the supply closet. “I help you find something?”
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Canon-divergent AU set during the 2017-18 MLH season. Shane Hollander doesn’t have a single Cup to his name when he meets a very hot and very annoying janitor who works at the Metros stadium.
read here! with all my thanks to @nondeducible, @sexcromancy, @tackytigerfic and @thomasmomwell <3
thank you for the tag @selkieofthesouth this one is cutie!
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LAST SONG: Irgendein Depp mäht irgendwo immer by Reinhard Mey. It's topical.
CURRENTLY WATCHING: Love Island USA 😔
CURRENTLY READING: Just finished The Family Fang by Kevin Wilson and now I'm trying to read all the fic I have open in tabs. For books I've read the first paragraph of All You Can Ever Know by Nicole Chung but I'm not committed to it yet
CURRENT OBSESSION: And if I say pussy curse? I dunno tbh I'm not feeling vey obsessed with anything today
CURRENTLY WORKING ON: Making some posts putting similar pussy curse prompts together so we can start a little prompts of the day series. Yes the plan is to do all prompts. Yes we are insane.
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FAVORITE FLOWER : Poppies! And snow drops!
I'll tag @oopslandiia, @schwarmerei1 and @tiredeg :)
We're halfway through the year, so what is the best/your favourite book that you've read so far in 2026?
Thank you @tiredeg for tagging me and also for making up this game, so fun! I've read 24 books this year so far and here are my two favorites: The Family Fang by Kevin Wilson and Wild Dark Shore by Charlotte McConaghy
The Family Fang: It's just so weird in a way that's exactly what I love. I've read four of Kevin Wilson's books and loved all of them so much. They're removed from reality in this way where it's just a little sideways of it that makes everything so absurd but in another way it's just people experiencing very normal feelings and relationship problems. In this case it's two siblings and their fucked up relationship with their parents. I breezed through it very quickly and enjoyed myself so much!
Wild Dark Shore: A woman washes up on an almost deserted island without her memories and gets taken care off by the man and his three children who live there to look afte a seed vault. It's very dramatic and engaging and the description of the nature of that island are so beautiful. Lots of death but also some beautiful hopeful moments.
I'm tagging @phneltwrites, @devantesmithpelly, @tetswithah, @selkieofthesouth and @lurkinginthepitlane if you wanna!
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What that means is any works in the collection by August 31 will be revealed three days later, and so on for the others. You can post for any date, there's no commitment to sign up for one in specific.
Some people are spreadsheet people and for those of you, you can find the Pussy Prompts browsable in spreadsheet form! Feel free to make your own copy to help keep track of the prompts you're interested in.
The sheet is manually updated so it's not always up to date, but is up to date as of July 7.
Liam flicks him on the arm and Arvid jolts, eyes yanked away from Liam’s chest and neck. Liam snickers. “You were spacing out.” Arvid shrugs, admitting that rather than saying he was spacing in, as it were. Liam lets his arm drop, hand along the back of Arvid’s chair. Arvid holds himself totally still, posture upright. Liam probably doesn’t realize what he’s done, Arvid rationalises, but then Liam pinches his shirt, just a bit, at the shoulder blades, so he must do.
Liam can't be flirting with him right? He's just playing.
This post significantly won the poll! waves the little weeyums flag.
Here's a little summary of where Williams is at in 2026 in a more holistic technical leaning way! Luckily there’s lots of information on this because the English language press is all also enraptured by the horror show.
Williams post | Ferrari post
Engine:
Great news! we have the Mercedes engine and that’s a really good one. When Mercedes has it, it’s the best. When the customer teams have it, it’s less good. This is because the engine is a complex hybrid and figuring out when to charge the battery and when to deploy battery power each lap is left up to each team. Mercedes basically gave their customer teams a science fiction episode of a problem, a piece of super advanced technology that our intrepid heroes have to reverse engineer. I do actually believe JV when he says Mercedes are helpful, but I think that’s more like tech support help than track by track optimisation help.
Bad news! The Mercedes engine has more reliability issues than the Ferrari PU, but less than the Audi so it can always be worse. Carlos’ last DNF in Austria is apparently an entirely new battery issue that Mercedes hasn’t seen yet so we’re also doing new things to that engine. The positive is that there are four teams feeding this information back and Mercedes is mandated to give all of the customer teams the same fixes they get, so whenever McLaren or Mercedes has an issue that information goes towards future proofing the Williams as well which should help in the long-term
more bad news, the Mercedes PU seems to also struggle with overheating issues when it is following. Mercedes has historically had issues with that, and they mostly get around that by qualifying on pole. That’s not an option for the Williams, so we’re also having to do more temperature management which limits performance over a weekend as the drivers have to turn the engine down during the race periodically to get temps back in line
So we’ve got a very good engine, but we don’t know how to use it and we’re using it in its weakest way.
The Williams is surprisingly strong on the starts. Once the FIA implemented the extra delay for the teams that decided to ignore the rules and built engines that couldn’t spin up their turbo in time, Williams has done great. Williams cars might have better starts than Mercedes and Red Bull in terms of getting away quickly, unfortunately they are starting in P14 if they’re lucky and over the race they cannot maintain the position. Ferrari problems in a Mercedes PU pelt.
Chassis:
We’re still overweight. It’s my understanding that we’re targeting Baku (literally as I was typing this it shifted to a later date, this used to say Madrid. lol. lmao even) for a bigger chassis upgrade that should correct that. That’ll make us the last team to shed the weight as Red Bull got themselves under control in Austria and AM is targeting Spa
Aside from the weight there is a fundamental balance issue in the car. Both drivers have reported that there are issues with corners where one of the wheels lifts off. That’s a huge problem because it means uneven tire wear at the last and then also handling problems. Remember that F1 cars go fast because they push into the ground with so much force, so lifting a wheel is a crazy loss of downforce. That doesn’t mean that the wheel is visibly off the ground, but that all 4 aren’t pressing down. With the issue the car handles unpredictably, which means the drivers can’t take it to the limit
We’ve also got ?? aero issues idk what exactly but the type of testing they’re doing with Alex every week seems targeted at that. Potentially related to this wheel issue but like who knows what else
Special Williams problems:
There’s a few things that are stopping us from instantly fixing the car and all of them are the cost cap. They can’t switch out parts because they need old parts to wear out first cause otherwise we’ll run out of car parts before the end of the year. Flip side is that crashing is also extra painful for us because we can’t afford to print lots of parts, and some races have more attrition anticipated than others. For example, Singapore and Monaco are high attrition races so the team has to plan ahead to make sure they have extra parts for those races, which also impacts the timing of upgrades. At Silverstone, after lap 1 they had to revert Alex’s front wing to an earlier wing because they didn’t have a spare of the new one.
That’s not even the biggest problem. Williams have to use a chunk of their budget to invest in outdated team architecture. This is a cost that is higher for Williams than for other teams. I don't know the strict percentages, but if you imagine a pie with 3 slices, one slice for new car, one slice for overhead, and a third slice for future growth, the Williams third slice is a larger share than it is for most teams. Cadillac actually gets some respite on this as a new team, but Williams doesn't since it's not new. Like, we know McLaren is set up to win races and championships, we know Mercedes is; so they can put their budget towards maintaining what they have and developing and building the car. Williams has outdated processes and tools, they have old buildings that need renovations, so in addition to the maintenance money they also need backfill money and they have to split those priorities with developing the car. This is also why cost cap violations for things that ‘aren’t the car’ are still violations, because Williams needs that money!!!!!!
If we contrast ourselves to Haas, in some ways we’re in a worse place. Haas is the only team that spends under the cost cap, it’s significantly the smallest team and they all work out of a basement (barely an exaggeration apparently they didn’t use to have windows). But they don’t have to maintain much of anything. Everything they are doing is vendor based and that has its pros and cons, but the pro is that they can just pay for exactly what they need. Williams has to pay for stuff that isn’t working as well as for things that are and detangling which is which is a hard process, and again, the budget. It’s hard to attract and retain talent when that’s the case. Like, you can see how much people are wishing the drivers would go somewhere else, that’s also true for any given mid-level engineer. They’re not just competing in F1 as well, F1 used to pay well and now with the cost cap pays significantly less than other fields. Why suffer in the dysfunctional Williams transitional nightmare when they could go work on satellites elsewhere? It's a vicious cycle and JV has to go off and personally seduce new staff over.
Lest this sound too anti-cost cap I think without it Williams would not exist at all anymore… or there’s even odds that it would. So it just sucks basically that Williams was already in a bad place when it came in, it’s a tech debt and personnel debt that is still being paid.
What does that mean for the races?
Hopefully we should be able to challenge into Q2 for the rest of the year (factors that go into this include an assumption that Haas is going to plateau and Williams is going to improve. Prove me wrong Williams)
Until they can sort out the balance and weight issues, we won’t be able to hold those positions and will continue to slide down to hang out with our buddies in Cadillac and Aston Martin and that assumes AM doesn’t get better
JV says 2030 to challenge for a championship. Don’t expect anything better out of this year than what we’re seeing.
