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rebar2042

Big convict headcanon

rebar2042

I haven't given up yet

art-the-f-up

"Waste of Space" -Simon the convict

astrid-wright

May the stars align so we could meet.

n-adi-ra

Here's some straight malarky for you guys

shalopapapai

Hi Illinois enjoyers👋

#ILLINOIS ART IN THE BIG TWENTY SIX #OH MY HUSBAND I MISSED YOOUU

t00thpasteface

trying to get people to watch iron lung feels like i'm holding out a big bucket of blood and asking people to blindly stick their hand in there and feel around. come on. it's not even that bad. just dunk your hand right in and hold it there for 2 hours

t00thpasteface

@zephyronthewind yesssss it's like a really yucky happy meal and instead of a toy it's a miserable and sopping wet guy

zephyronthewind

And then people go The Character is a youtuber? And I go Uhhh not really, he's just played by one. And then people go The Character is from a video game do I need to play that first? And I go Uhh not really, it's just the setting and situation and everything that isn't The Character. And then people go Why should I care about The Character then? And I go Dig around the record amount of fake blood to find out!! (they don't want to dig around the record amount of fake blood to find out)

t00thpasteface

if you want to receive the rewards of seeing a grown man break down crying for mercy you must submit to the mortifying ordeal of EIGHTY THOUSAND GALLONS OF BLOOD

grendel-menz

I’m making this post on the behalf of Hamza and his family, who are currently suffering in Gaza.

In Gaza, people’s incomes have been severely impacted for the past three years. Please consider helping my friend Hamza and his family — which includes several children— afford food and proper medical care as prices continue to be high and unstable.

FUNDRAISER HERE.

wavezies

things in phm that really tickled me as a marine biologist:

the concept of star-eating microbes causing a crisis and the solution being the introduction of space wolves to space yellowstone to control the space elk population. i love a good trophic cascade

dr ryland grace immediately pitching "turn the spaceship into a giant centrifuge to generate gravity" and then not balancing his actual centrifuge later on

the entire "life is reason" scene really

grace forgetting to open the mystery alien container in a fume hood AND immediately sticking his nose in it. if we did this in chemistry lab we were executed on the spot

academia drama being one of the cornerstones of grace's character

grace switching through every spectrum setting on the microscope to try to see into the astrophages and not being able to (relatable)

also: the astrophage dying and grace going "ohhh it died..." (very relatable)

grace having his not-scientist buddy Carl to give him frank solutions when he's overthinking. yes, often the solution is just to put the box in another box

copious duct tape usage

just sticking a filter into the path of the petrova line to collect astrophage goop

eva going "so it's alive" when grace tells them the astrophage are moving, and him being like "WELL ok that could be for a lot of reasons" in the tone of someone who doesn't even know where to start explaining why that's a hasty assumption

grace referring to the first new astrophage as his and carl's baby multiple times (HIGHLY relatable)

humanity's greatest hope being a teacher. humanity being saved by grace's ability to find novel ways to communicate well with others -- something that made him excellent as an educator, and enabled him to bond with rocky

trashfishhh

Can't get any work done so i made this on my phone

shamebats

Emos & scene kids got this close to abolishing gender for real. I try not to think about it too much.

shamebats

The idea of a popular teenage subculture where girl & boys pretty much all dress the same feels impossible now but for a while it was reality and it was beautiful.