i 'm the fuckign MAYOR

welcome to my fair city, watch your back

[tall]

[senatortedcruz]

I am in fucking tears

[dirtbaby2016]

its dj erectile disfunction on the beat

[dirtbaby2016]

making sure yall go hard even though i cant

[elliespectacular]

A friend of mine used to post thirst traps on main until someone described one such photo as being their "asexual awakening" and I think about this every day

[zitongzi]

This websites hatemail game is insane

[lakevida]

toddlers are walking across keyboards to send lies to me

[wizardshark]

Listen I get it but you CANNOT use "sensory nightmare" as an excuse to avoid essential things. You HAVE to find a way to make it work, such as finding effective alternatives. But you can't just avoid it.

You need to eat some vegetables in your diet or you will become a lich.

You have to wear a life jacket or you will literally drown and die.

You need to be able to exist in public spaces with children.

You have to find a way.

[wizardshark]

WEAR A HELMET WHEN YOU RIDE A BIKE!!!

[toroxstar]

pov you're attached to a gay vampire's bass guitar

[fairycosmos]

You are only 25 girl. There is enough time to lose the loneliness in your heart. You will find your way into this world.

its a trap to hope Loll its a trap ahhh ahhhh im adam saw Lol

[fruitviking]

Can we stop with the character development. Where's my beach episode.

[markovchaingang]

libertarian jesus is fine with the whole betrayal thing because judas was simply acting in his own rational self-interest but suddenly becomes agitated upon hearing he got sold out for less than market rate

[corydonart]

purple

[sandmandaddy69]

[oneheadtoanother]

[daydreamervirus]

March 2, 2007

[puppiiero]

[chilewithcarnage]

[anarchistmemedistro]