N.E.R.D

[puppiiero]

𝄞⨾𓍢ִ໋ “Am I High?”

･ ༝ ･

♡゙⠀⋅⠀ hi my name is cali or u can call me coop

⋮ ⌗ ┆ she/any

⸝⸝ enjf,, pls bmf

advice from urs truly:

if ur bikini doesn’t chafe u , its not small enough. If it chafes u, just take it off.

⸝⸝ I love music!! some of my fav bands / artists are Chet baker, Laufey, N.E.RD, fall out boy, and ICP

𓏵‧₊˚ ┊

my other socials

spotify

tiktok

airbuds

apple music

[knsnsukan]

► ( 'til im screaming for more ) ◄

[waytesticals]

Gerard way vomiting during prorev

[puppiiero]

u have amazing music taste n seem pretty kewl!!! also. i rlly love ur quote in ur intro abt bikini chafing…. r u perhaps a Smosh fan… 👀👀

o my gosh ur so sweet ily. and YES i love Smosh so much omgogmgogmgom ur the first person to get the reference we need to kiss ^.^🥹

[puppiiero]

happy (late) bday Pete xo

[imissusofar]

gnawing on him like a chew toy

[frankieslj]

someone get him a baby blue lace mesh bra NOW

[basementgerardlover]

[wifekeyblogz]

we love u goat!!!!!!!!!

WTF I LOVE U MORE !!!!!! everyone applaud for my editor rn. u saved me from my awful spelling and even worse grammar. goated asf 😛😛😛

lowkey ur putting me on to frankie too

[puppiiero]

YES OMG!!!!!! ur the goated one 🥹🥹🤍 xx

[vampirabullet]

rpf will set you free.

[puppiiero]

tw!: ag3 gap implied, bdsm, degradation, dead dove do not eat, and public edging!!! reader is 20

older!frank who makes you ride him after shows. He’s way too exhausted to do anything. And it’s your job to make him relax and happy!

older!frank who purposely grabs your thighs so hard, his finger prints leave dark spots instantly. He can hear your cries, your sobbing, you begging him to stop but he’ll never listen. He knows the next time he’s in your pants he’ll press down right on the marks again to make it even worse for his sweetie.

Older!frankie who listened to you talk about your sh. Instead of him comforting you and telling you some bullshit like ‘pinky promise you’ll stop for me?’ He starts buying you razors of different sizes and shapes. Hell, he’d even cut your arms for you if you would let him..

Older!frank who’s a huge pervert!! when he’s over at ur house,, he’ll secretly steal some of ur panties//boxers so he can smell them at night. If your wearing a skirt//shorts he’ll make sure your distracted by something long enough for you to not notice him taking pics under u.

older! frank who’s helps you sneak out at night. He bought you a burner phone just so yall can text privately. Each time he sneaks you out, he always has a place in mind that’s actually interesting. An abandoned mall, behind a store that’s crawling with several cats, or some old train tracks.

older! frank who takes you to small rock shows downtown!<3 though he’s only doing it so he can get you drunk enough to fuck you in the public bathroom stall..

older! frank who gets PISSED when you offer to use condoms. you should trust him enough to not use condoms!! he’s always placing the blame on you, no matter the situation. and your always the one begging for him to forgive you.

older!frank who loves hearing u degrade urself!!! when u vent to him about how insecure u are, he’s trying to hide his boner with his hands.

older!frank who hates when you talk about boys your age. they don’t know how to handle a girl like you! guys ur age are jerks. (franks words)

older!frank who begssss to slap you!! verbal degradation isn’t enough!! he needs to see his angel hurt so badly.

older!frank who lets you admire his tattoos. “that one is older than you, doll..”, he tells you. sometimes he even lets you leave hickeys on them or suck his fingers. it turns him on so much watching his fingers go deep in your mouth and leaving all wet and dripping.

older!frank who discreetly tries dry humping your leg while cuddling.. (it’s extremely obvious, he’s panting subtly in your ear and his face looks so flushed..) he’s trying to hold back whimpers, as he slowly feels a wet patch on his jeans.. it’s whatever, he’ll just borrow some of your jeans.

[puppiiero]

[frankieslj]

when I flinch around my dad and he looks at me like I'm crazy

[bunnylovesuu]

Sneaking around with older bf!Frank <3

It was around two am when you got a text from your boyfriend, Frank. 'Come outside baby, got a surprise for you.'

You peek out into the hallway to make sure your dad was asleep, the lights in his bedroom were off. You were in the clear.

Throwing on a hoodie and your shoes, you open the window of your bedroom and look out to see Franks car idling down the street a bit. He sees you and flicks his headlights, silently telling you to hurry up.

The apartment was on the third floor but the old fire escape was just stable enough to still use. You climb down quietly but quickly onto the dewy grass.

You make your way over to his car, walking quickly so as not to get caught by any nosy neighbors. Frank leans over and pops open your door and you climb inside.

"Hey doll, I didn't wake ya, did I?" He grins and leans over kissing your cheek.

You shake your head no and check the time on your phone, making note that it's around two am and you'll need to be back before five because that's when your dad gets up for work.

"I'll get ya back before pops wakes up baby, don't you worry your pretty little head." He coos as he pulls out onto the empty and quiet street.

The drive is short to the usual spot Frank takes you, the train tracks at the abandoned tunnels. He pulls into the gravel area and shuts the car off. You look at him expectantly.

"Oh right, right your present. Here ya go doll." He says fishing around in his pocket. "Close your eyes f'me." He teases and you close your eyes.

You feel a cold chain fit around your neck, upon opening your eyes you look down to see a gold chain with a small locket pendant. Smiling down at it, you open the locket and see a tiny picture of you and Frank, one of the first pictures you both took together last year.

"Ya like it, doll?" He asks, holding your hand and running his thumb over your knuckles.

You nod happily and pull him into a hug. "I love it, thank you Frankie." You say kissing his cheek and moving down his jawline. He holds your hips and pulls you closer so you're sitting on his lap.

"And I love you babydoll, s'fuckin much." He mutters into the side of your neck, kissing and nipping at the tender skin.

You look down at him, surprised. This was the first time he's said that. "You do?" You squeak out and he looks up at you and nods.

"Very much so doll." He moves a few strands of hair from your face and cups your cheek, looking into your eyes.

"I love you too Frankie." You reply back sheepishly and he grins. He pulls your hips down to meet his and begins softly kissing you.

When things start to get more heated, he lifts you up and sets you in the backseat, climbing back behind you. "More room back here baby." He mumbles and sets you to one end of the seat with him at the other.

He rubs his hands up your legs, looking over you for a minute. Feeling embarrassed under his gaze, you blush and a soft whine leaves your throat. He chuckles at the cute noise and nods his head. "Patience baby girl, you know I'll take care of you."

With that, he hooks his fingers into the waistband of your shorts and pulls them down. He cant help but grin when he notices you aren't wearing any panties for him.

"Came prepared f'me, huh baby?" He mocks as he begins to rub small circles around your pussy. With his other hand he unbuckles his belt and pushes his jeans down around his thighs.

He lines himself up at your entrance, beginning to push inside when you see lights. Panic setting in, you sit up and immediately recognize the car. "Fuck, is that my dad?"

Frank freezes as you begin to put your clothes back on and struggle to get back up front. "Frankie come on we gotta go!" You shout to him as your dad's car stops and door opens.

Frank snaps back into reality and jumps into the driver's seat, fumbling around for the keys.

"Fuckfuckfuckshit." He mumbles then finally gets the keys back into the ignition, starting the car and peeling out of the gravel patch and onto the street.

He speeds through the once quiet streets, back to your house. You look back to see your dad's car not far behind. "Fuck im so dead." You mutter as Frank pulls up to your house.

You give him a chaste kiss and go to open the door, the door is ripped open and you are suddenly face to face with your father.

"Oh, hi daddy!" You try to play it off as if you weren't just caught with your older boyfriend that your dad has never approved of at three am.

"Don't give me that shit. Inside. Now." He says sternly.

You turn back and give a sad look to Frank, he gives you a soft kiss to your cheek and you get out of the car. Your dad slams the door shut and walks you back inside.

In your bedroom, you sit on your bed holding the locket in your hand, looking down at the picture inside. Your dad may not approve of Frank, but that isn't going to stop you from doing this all over again the next time Frank texts you at two in the morning.

[fartieromustdie]

More freak Frank… I whisper into your ear

freak frank….? looks around …huh.. must’ve been the wind…

#freakfrank headcanons

summary: the f in frank stands for freaky

warnings: jerking off, dry humping, oral sex, spit, choking, masochism lowkey, creampie (don’t be stupid, wrap it up) pictures and videotaping

authors note: you have permission to throw pennies at me if this sucks ass #badatwritingsmut

-freak frank who’s lowkey a pervert. He has this polaroid of you in his wallet (a completely normal photo of you just smiling at the camera that he took on one of your first dates) that he pulls out in the bathroom at work or even in his car after a hard shift and just tirelessly fucks his fist to it. His eyes are locked onto the photo the entire time as he pumps himself over and over at a feverish pace, his mind replaying every memory he has of you guys fucking, of how good you look stretching out around him, of how perfectly he fits inside you, like you were made for him. He’s coming in record time, (man couldn't last long if his life depended on it) spilling onto the pretty picture with a quiet whimper. He ogles at it for a moment while he catches his breath, wiping it down eventually and stuffing it back inside his wallet. It’s warping from how many times he’s used it like that, might have to replace it soon </3

-freak frank who’s a big #dryhumping fan. He adores getting high with you in his room, rutting against your leg lazily like a dog in heat, practically drooling into your neck from how good it feels. He’s ruined a good chunk of his jeans at this point but he could not care less. He’ll hump his pillow sometimes while staring at a picture you sent him like he’s a man looking at a locket of his wife while he’s away at war.

-freak frank who, despite his slightly perverted nature, isn’t super crazy about weird ass positions. Missionary and you riding him are his best friends. There's something to him about watching your face, visibly seeing how good he’s making you feel with every thrust that lights his brain up and completely fogs it all at the same time. He’ll give some life altering backshots if he’s really feeling it though.

-freak frank who’s a complete munch. I’m talking he genuinely salivates at the thought of eating you out. He moans while he works on you, his hands sliding up your sides to grip at your waist before moving them up and down the soft skin soothingly. He goes between lapping at you at a feverish pace like he’s a man starved before switching to a slower, more mild pace, pulling back and kissing where his mouth was just latched for the past couple minutes when you start mumbling something about how close you are. He wants to savor it for as long as he can even though he already knows he’s just gonna try and coax you into going again. And he is most definitely humping that mattress under him the entire time, shamelessly leaving a wet spot behind.

-freak frank who loves spit. Loves spitting into your mouth, loves you spitting into his, loves when you suck on his thumb and he gets to see that stupid string of saliva once he pulls it out. He’d probably fuck with spit painting asmr HEAVY

-freak frank who can’t resist coming inside you. he’s all for safe sex but, and it’s a big but, if you give him the green light he’s emptying himself inside you time after time after time. he gets all googly eyed while watching it all pour back out of you, using his fingers to try and push some of it back in sometimes, sucking off whatever got on his digits. he always buys the plan b for you though #responsible

-freak frank who can only get off to porn when the actors look or sound like you

-freak frank who’s a glutton for punishment. will purposely get on your nerves or start an argument with you just so you’re extra rough with him that night. wants you to slap his face and dick, call him all kinds of mean shit, edge him, choke him till he’s tapping out, have his hair tugged on with all the strength you have. anything even slightly painful, he wants all of it.

-freak frank who loves taking pictures and videos mid sex. Nothing fancy, just enough to have something to get off to later on. He keeps them in a hidden folder on his phone, scrolling through them when he starts missing you late at night

[puppiiero]

this is making me so emotional why is he. So cute😭😭😭😭😭💯💯💯💯💯

[puppiiero]

I wanna be his controversially young gf so badly