[shisasan]

𝙵𝚎𝚋𝚛𝚞𝚊𝚛𝚢 𝟷, 𝟷𝟿𝟸𝟸 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙳𝚒𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚜 𝙾𝚏 𝙵𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚣 𝙺𝚊𝚏𝚔𝚊, 𝟷𝟿𝟷𝟺-𝟷𝟿𝟸𝟹

[ottermatopoeia]

vibing with Franz Kafka 99 years ago

[ziracona]

@sluttyfranzkafka

[sluttyfranzkafka]

Oh mood. Planning this for the 100th year anniversary

[sluttyfranzkafka]

Happy 100 years of feeling nothing, merely tired

[jesse-pinko]

Actually if I was a character in Breaking Bad I would stand behind Walter imitating his every Italian chef hand gesture whenever he was yelling at Jesse to make Jesse laugh. Then Walter would be like what what are you laughing at?? You think this is funny?? And then he would turn around and I wouldn’t be doing that anymore

[mytearsrricochet]

no offense to Socrates and Plato n all of them but I would’ve figured that stuff out too if I was like the 10th person to ever exist

[luobingmeis]

deleting all of my dating apps, i’m gonna meet someone the old-fashioned way (you break into my magic shop dressed as a plague doctor, you ask for a tarot card reading that you wildly misinterpret before disappearing into the night, we met three years ago and i died but neither of us remember)

[whitealbum]

listening to music isn’t enough anymore i need to eat it

[orteil42]

i love when i “make a mental note” of something. it’s gone within 20 seconds

[bauliya]

the fullmetal alchemist fandom is a pyramid scheme. someone lures you in with promises of excellent writing and animation to watch you cry to nina tucker and then you do it to someone else.

[antifreezent-deactivated2023111]

do you think blorbo from my shows and scrunglo from my games have ever explored each others bodies?

[envandrareblog]

none of these words are in the bible.

[youhaveaguineapigwhere]

I also have not been profitable since 2006

[youre-only-gay-once]

[spiribia]

The horse / He destroyed his plinko / Yes / YES / The horse is out

[valtsv]

just a small town freak. living in a muddy creek.

[satyriconmp3]

can't believe behooves is a real word english is so funny. behooves should mean something horse related. need to email the dictionary people

[kaijuno]

[airsignz]

[mayorofyeehawville]

buzzfeed unsolved (watcher’s version)