John's Method of Life

The things that get me through the days.

[babyanimalgifs]

“Sweet display of affection“ 

(via)

[dropitlowbandit]

@oisin

[introfiant]

[teesadutta]

[mylowmilo]

For the record, they were arguing over *whether or not they should get married*. She was pro, he was con, saying that if they loved each other the ring and the marriage certificate were unnecessary, that their love would be the commitment they needed. This was a fight they’d had for weeks. He didn’t just propose to shut her up in a totally unrelated argument…. him proposing was also him saying “you’re right, you won the argument” and that’s why this is cute.

[shortvideosandstuff]

Cop catches teens smoking pot

[ampervadasz]

Morzsi

[angryschnauzer]

I once stayed at a B&B in Scotland that had 3 of these beasts. On the booking form it said “must like dogs”. What it didnt tell you was “you will open the door to your room in the morning and the dog will be looking eye to eye with you”

[buzzfeedtasty]

[youthetrevival]

How you make a 30 second masterpiece about grilled cheese.

[7thblacksheep-deactivated201907]

Bitch I’m wet

[ryandevon]

Why is this cinematically better than like actual movies?

Or am I just fat?

(The new working title of my memoirs)

[thresholdofzero-deactivated2018]

Why steal porn when you can just watch this?

[jiluan-deactivated20171207]

yugi: *draws a card*

me: it’s gunna be dar-

yugi: DARK MAGICIAN

me:

[fatswag-blog]

Lol fuck tarot… lame as homos think that shit is real. You make your own destiny and you cause your own situations.

[jiluan-deactivated20171207]

tarot

[cooltori-minami]

*goes to get fortune read*

*fortune teller plays summoned skull in defense mode*

[d-cookie-deactivated20210317]

But this deadass happened in the show though

[godtierhoroscopes]

This the Blue Florida of prosperity Reblog for 4 years of good luck

[dhaaruni]

And furthermore… COME THROUGH BLEXAS

[ghosttumbl]

[jujanon-deactivated20260709]

[chipsprites]

me: look, a crab eating a strawberry

my roommate: but he’s eating such small pieces..

me: …he’s a crab

[respectfulmemes]

[toastbutteregg]

[morefunthanb4]

[great-tweets]

“Update: The student who wrote the letter has been found and we’re in the process of finding a way to reward her for her actions. Very grateful for what she did”

[shaelit]

I love this mental image of this quietly horrified and righteous 6th grader just being like ma’am you can’t do that

[whycantibeepbadoop]

6th grader:

[phrenotobe]

#the drawing including kids in the bus windows going like :O kills me

[memesguru901]

[toastbutteregg]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[repostcenter]

[ruinedchildhood]