forever making name puns

hi i'm may!! welcome to my blog! studyblr: @not-studying-with-may

[lampshadefrankly]

we need John green to buy tumblr

@sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

I do often think, "You know what's missing from my life? 200,000 nerds yelling at me every day."

[liberalsarecool]

NYT embarrasses itself when they try to protect Republicans. It seems to be their mission.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[depsidase]

[creature-wizard]

Deradicalization isn't just for people who got into MAGA BS.

It's for your leftist buddy who got in with a leftist group that promotes eugenics.

It's for your feminist friend who was lured into radical feminism with "divine feminine" rhetoric.

It's for you when you fall into something that you thought you were too smart for, because it never crossed your mind that fascism could be repackaged in a way that would appeal to you.

[ryanthedemiguy]

One a lot of leftists need to deradicalise from: wanting a bloody revolution and creating a commune where everything is perfect.

The rapture isn't going to happen, and if it did, it'd kill so many people, including disabled people, which these ideas often act like will magically be cured during The Revolution instead of being killed or left to die.

[roach-works]

also if you can't even cope with the interpersonal friction of *being on tumblr* you're really not ready to deal with the kind of rage you will experience cooped up in a filthy cold falling-apart flophouse amply stocked with high-minded anarcho-communists whose reverence for labor doesn't actually encompass doing the fucking dishes.

[horreurscopes]

hey bro can i ask you a question that will reveal a deep and fundamental gap in my knowledge of the world

[topazlight]

of course bro opening up about your lack of knowledge and asking questions is the only way to fill in that fundamental gap

[hiveswap]

man this year is gonna be the year i either die or become someone else i dont know which one maybe both

[hiveswap]

Everytime i think of the future i nearly throw up

[wrecked-cuticles]

hate to say it but the cow is right

[hiveswap]

Oh plush cow we're really in it now

[snazzymolasses]

I don't know why, but I find it even more comforting to look at it this way:

[hiveswap]

[elliegoose]

my potion #MyPotion

[exit-running]

per The Chart, this is a "Hell at the Bell":

[kobold-royalty]

-mixes the entire chart together- mwystery drink yip!

[ducktollers]

🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊

[junkyardshrub]

SCROLL BACK UP THIS IS A PAINTING

[histrionicscribbler]

SCROLL BACK UP THIS IS A PAINTING

[thequeenofthedisneyverse]

SCROLL BACK UP THIS IS A PAINTING

[takescrackseriously]

What.

[anumacy-deactivated20251124]

I could tell BC of the license plate but damn this is impressive

[the-haiku-bot]

I could tell BC

of the license plate but damn

this is impressive

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[i-am-a-fish]

I went to bed and I woke up feeling well rested. this has never happened before what do I do

[monkiemango]

DO NOT STAY I BED WHATEVER YOU DO THE EUPHORIA WILL DRAIN FROM YOU BODY AND YOU WILL BE LEFT MORE TIRED THAN BEFORE. ABORT. ABORT. GET OUT OF BED AND GO SIT IN THE SUN BEFORE IT DRAGS YOU BACK.

[i-am-a-fish]

woah, bed feels even more comfy than normal....

[monkiemango]

FISH NOOOOOOOOOOOO

[i-am-a-fish]

[littlegoldfinchh]

lord the peasants are so loud today

[littlegoldfinchh]

pheasants. PHeasants. The birds

[kulvefaggoth]

[cardinalfeng]

Don't you mean classist Typo, as in discriminating against poor people, and not classicist, the type of academic who studies antiquity in southern Europe?

[sharkbutthoohaahaa]

[ptchangbin]

[kirexa]

[hahawasabi-deactivated20250604]

[mechamothgirl]

[mortimermcmirestinks]

don't worry guys I got the fire extinguisher

[achivement-unlocked]

Achievement unlocked!

Fire post!

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE POST IS ON FIRE

[gimmick-thief]

[entity56]

[mintykiwi]

[mintykiwi]

EVERY YEAR

[nickelodeonhistory]

1998 nickelodeon trade ad

[charbarthe2nd-deactivated202005]

It’s amazing how they could make an ad from 1998 that looks like a shitpost made a week ago.

[trans-trendy-deactivated2022121]

Here’s a template

[trans-trendy-deactivated2022121]

[9differenttypesofcrazy]

Here’s mine

[naamahdarling]

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

[somerabbitholes]

I feel like my life is liquefying around me. Like I’m all back to the drawing board, and trying to build rituals, habits, and rules of kinship all over again. It's a giddy feeling. This here is among my favourite stabilising rituals at the moment.

[jessafer94]

out of boredom i decided to scan a stuffed shark. here are the results.

[strangersea]

your work is appreciated

[trainsforbrains]

op i spent entirely too long on this and im sorry

[scarlet--raven-deactivated20230]

It’s 1:30 am and I’m cackling like a deranged witch

[madeleinejubileesaito]

here they come! 

[surprisebitch]

absolutely stellar

[hyperazraphael]

A girl at my school tried to seduce one of our (super straight-laced) math professors. She ACTUALLY sat on his desk and had a super low-cut shirt on and everything and actually leaned over to him and according to eye-witnesses:

Girl: “Oh professor, I’m really struggling but I would do ANYTHING to pass this class.”

The professor leans in until his face is just inches from hers and whispers in the same seductive tone:

“Study”

Before promptly getting up and walking away just leaving her on the desk.

[xubbs]

“Then study”