May

"My friends calls me a Sweet Southern Grandma, please talk to me when usin' tumblr language like I'm a grandma." Uhhh into TWST rn. I jump fandoms like I'm on a jump rope though, so just uh... have fun here I suppose?

[illmadekn1ght]

tagged by @origamiyoda ! Pick the first 8 results of "my aesthetic" on pinterest + show your all time favourite artist . NO PRESSURE TAGS… @joan-frommars @oh1theseus @deadwo0d @the-pale-blue-boy @punkscully @sammy-automatic @starless--city @stars4roryy @offixmax + anyone at all that wants to join

[starless--city]

ty for the tag ^_^

this is kinda accurate ig? my fav artist changes a lot and right now it was between hayley williams and bears in trees... anyways tagging (/nf): @th4tweirdr0mantic @ang3l-ocean @chewing-on-lead @do-not-be-lasagne @astralduck08 @because-i-do-it-all-the-time @zemikite @frogg3catt @blackpinepress @rin-yaps + open tags :]

[frogg3catt]

Thankyou for the tag :D ☆

As for artists, hmm I don't think I have a favorite one but I've been listing to miracle musical, and Sidney gish alot recently :D (I think crane wives are my go to favorite artist (tm) )

Tags not forced :v + open tags too

@livelaughlovethestars @nosferatuthegoth @bailydrawz @second-coming-of-da-journalist @iforgorrt @xergogyl @fudanshipoe @joelle2038

[joelle2038]

my fav artist in the centre, los camp<33 king of bands !!!! thanks eyeman for the tags (is what i would say)

no presh tags <3 @were-not-all-doomed @a-human-bean @oepfelsaft

[oepfelsaft]

JOELLE MY GOATTT thank you so much for the tag!! :D

expected a bit more colour but ig that's somewhat accurate? Favourite artist changes frequently but rn it's mcr :]

tags (no pressureee): @sky3rme @withdevovotion @dragonflychiaaa @hereweareinthedark @squirrel-electrocuted + open for anyone!!

[withdevovotion]

thank you for the tag !!!!!!

it’s so warm ^_^ not sure why there’s a picture of a guy lying in the road but we make do 💀 favourite artist right now is car seat headrest!!

tags (nf): @huckleberry-den @biankablipblop @mossy-of-the-valley @sootandspine @whimsywheeelah and open !

[sucriclown]

TYVM for the tag ^^

this makes me seem sm cooler than i am smh

@hanboncinnabon @dibsonmitochondria @popisoluver

umm yah i have no one else to tag umm yay #yay i need to talk to my mutuals more.....

[dibsonmitochondria]

YEEEOOOOO MY GOAT TY FOR THE TAG WASSUP

@popisoluver @coymixx @rikuipikui & also whoever wants to do it YAAAAYYYYYY OMG lowk my pinterest is pretty good

[coymixx]

thank you for the tag <33333

@imsomcoy4 @gallatrick @absoluteconfusionanddespair and anyone else

[absoluteconfusionanddespair]

Thanks for the tag Coymixx!!!

Honestly, none fit me lmao, I think they all came from mood boards for other people. (Jack Stauber in the middle)

Tags: @nightlyaftertoons @mayt5987 @nami-moittli @bootsthecradledownbaby @iluvstrawberriessomuch + open tags

[mayt5987]

Thank you for adding me! I don’t have anybody else to at so if anybody wants to join I feel free!

I uh… feel oddly clocked and also missed at the same time?? I guess it got the general tastes of what I search but maybe not WHY. (Artist is Mother Mother btw, I have no clue what my actual favorite artist is but I listened to them for a while on loop so even though it’s probably not accurate it’s close enough).

Here’s a version with my name, but you ain’t getting my name! (I like the vibes here better)

[mayt5987]

Man, I think I just need to not want/think about something while somehow thinking about it to get it.

I’m listeningto Azula fan songs (as you do when your ATLA phase is kinda coming back lowkey) specifically mentioning one about being the second born and I’m thinking “damn I could use this for Leona if I had motivation and the mood, couldn’t I?” And then I go to do my second free ten pull and THERE THE F—K HE IS. I DIDN’T EVEN WANT BROTHER. I DON’T USE THE LEONA CARD I GOT. (The songs are “In Your Eyes” and I’m currently listening to “Outmatched” btw. Not perfect parallels but they are close and share similar struggles to Leona, just if he went psycho instead of deciding “peacefully” trying to get everyone away from him).

[mayt5987]

why hello there May

Here's victim #2 hehe

THIS IS HANBON!! (Ignore the m*n) She's the only girl in bof (not counting Shirley, sorry Shirley stans (I'll explain Shirley at some point)) and she's the prettiest, most gorgeous, perfect person in bof I love her like I love the clouds and the stars!!

Opinions? Thoughts of her personality? is she gorgeous? (Answer is yes)

[There is no Shirley in Ba Sing Sei…]

COUGH, COUGH, who said what?

anyway…

Hanbon is very pretty!! I I think she’s probably a very nice and optimistic person over all, at least from the images. Probably the one who dresses the others for the skits I’ve seen you mention, because while the other guy dressed alright THIS.IS.FASHION! Also the person correcting the waiter (politely) when somebody asked for no pickles.

Uhm… I don’t know if I got more to say, but she’s very pretty, and hopefully the rest of the group treats her well and she has a good time!

[nami-moittli]

Can the AI bubble pop already?

[mayt5987]

[angelgirxl]

people i'd like to get to know better!

tagged by @vii0lets4r0ses

• last song: puppy dog eyes - suki waterhouse

• currently watching: psych

• current obsession: the backrooms movie and loveland

• currently reading: bones and all

• currently working on: starting college and my poetry

• last google search: leviticus (2026)

• favourite flower: anything that I can dry and put in my journal

tags: @cainstellan @am3ixaprun3 @sparklingsonderingdeer

[cainstellan]

thankyou for the tag @angelgirxl!

last song: sunlight - hozier

currently watching: twin peaks

current obsession: leviticus (2026) and ethel cain

currently reading: all in by jennifer lynn barnes

currently working on: my last internal assessments before externals start in october!

last google search: orpheus and eurydice

favourite flower: dried baby’s breath or lilies of the valley :))

tags! @crane-mythos @p4tchw0rk777 @ach1lles-heel @boy-twink-gender-fuck @fnafsmosh @generation-of-vipers @heartzforyouxoxo @indig0bluee @jamm3rz @nettlesangells @orbiter776 @powerl1nes @rose3heartzzz @

[nettlesangells]

thanks @cainstellan :DD

last song: i saw your face - malcolm todd

currently watching: house m.d.

current obsession: supernatural, ethel cain

currently reading: antigone by sophocles

currently working on: research manuscript (:'() and fanfic (:D)

last google search: tomodachi life

favorite flower: moth orchids

tagging @mundanezane @pavlovsd0g @inbredflies nd anyone else who wants to do this!

[mundanezane]

thank you @nettlesangells <3

last song: Birdhouse in your soul - They might be giants

currently watching: Supernatural (very slowly)

current obsession: knitting

currently (re-)reading: the sluts - dennis cooper

currently working on: 3 different knitting projects.. 😅

last google search: Why is it yellow outside

favourite flower: Roses or Sunflowers

tags: @c-dollanganger @uponyou @cardiacarresting-sweetheart @tornonmyt33th

[uponyou]

thanku @mundanezane >.<

last song: hypnotized / fleetwood mac

currently watching: yellowjackets & jersey shore

current obsession: ammille :p

currently re-reading: sharp objects / gillian flynn

currently working on: a ginger snaps edit i’m too lazy to finish

last google search: libra mars

favorite flower: lilies

@73chn1c0l0rr3v3l @wispycream @bluefossil @prettyboytear

[wispycream]

THANK YOUUU♡♡♡

last song: doll parts - hole

currently watching: supernatural and penny dreadful

current obsession: sharp objects/ammille

currently reading: the art of joy

currently working on: me? lol, nothing really

last google search: ao3

favorite flower: I DON'T KNOW, i don't think i have one? i can never remember the names of flowers :C

@canniebal @theholydivinity @foreignfields @mundanezane @mxin3

[mxin3]

this is sooo cute!!

last song: nettles (demo) - ethel cain

currently watching: not anything rn but i was actually just planning on watching widows bay

current obsession: ethel cain, the passenger (2023)

currently reading: on the emancipation of women by vladimir lenin, and lost souls by william joseph martin (aka poppy z brite)

currently working on: finding out how to source tattoo ink for a stick and poke

last google search: bin thrift store near me

favourite flower: wild violets. they blend my two other favourite flowers; they keep the uninhibited nature of the dandelion and the soothing, almost otherworldly mystery of english lavender

@stalinitaspeaks @c0wboylikeandy @freakydracomalfoy @mootsiicuxffuxfiyfiifyi @rottenzomqie @extraordinarymachine421 @ratchildmcgee-2-point-0 @cheerio-charcuterie-board @mellodrammattic @nikkifreemans

[extraordinarymachine421]

Thank youuuuu 💜

Last song: Knuckle Velvet by Ethel cain

Currently watching: Shameless and Twin Peaks

Current obsession: Nicole dollaganger, Derry girls, 20th century Irish history

Currently reading: We Dont know ourselves by Fintan O'toole And Habla el Comandante Hugo Chavez by Augustin Blanco Muñoz (Not a chavista! Just trying to learn what went wrong)

Currently working on: crocheting tapestries of all the world flags a-z. I just finished all the A's

Last Google search: where can I get the burger phone from Juno?

Favorite flower: lillies probably? That was the first flower my boyfriend ever got me

@q4martheleastwise @theo-damn-decker

[q4martheleastwise]

Tyyyyy!!!

last song: Mi Vida Loca by AKUGETSU (part of the Alien Stage soundtrack)

currently watching: Scott Pilgrim Takes Off (i'm lit halfway through the last episode)

current obsession: boreo and The Goldfinch

currently reading: The Idiot by Fyodor Dostoevsky

currently working on: finishing up my summer class it's the last day!!

last Google search: are -50 and 310 codeterminal (boring compared to my usual searches since it's usually some weird stuff for my writing)

favorite flower: jasmine maybe?

@thatone-dumbblonde @corey69420 @keonibyers @sillygoobernuts @xoxoxogigi @silencewillhauntyou @jibberjabberyup @femmewillowbyers @crazytogether-decomposed @moonycleric @notonelover @michael-mike-wheeler @alexumbra1989 @finnriley7 @nightlyaftertoons @frogsdobegay @fawneyez0 @xinsanity3 @queer-goblinguy @ilovebylerandinosaku @symylol @bylerbohneeee @medieval-teeth @cleradin7 @luvtolilacs @tytotenebricosa1845 @its-not-the-norm @somestrangestone @sleepymeepysworld @amorvincitomniaaaaa @theres-a-bug-like-an-angel @oonik01 @stargazingthemoooon @eepy-doll @kutemati @austaylian @flubblewhack @crzytgther @planetdesparation @jadesessence @newdreamlove21 @starscrashingthrutheground @isaybyleraway @jadeybab-y @caro3mm @everythingismadeofclouds @ferf-bish @cassiescroft @epsilonstars @stanchfagtastic @pewe12-7 @polkaroids @beavininabean @michaelqueerlerslipstares @ilovebylerandstonathan @maxcayfield @thelakesoflmg @anonymousmfs @piperpicscomics @lavendertea12 @driven-by-anxiety @ieatstarsanddirt @ineedbyler1987 @hawqueer @itsme-l1 @mae-the-gae @vivaciousmessypixie @r5kittykat @spac3dementiaa @sonicfartthree @ziggythewize @oncedarkata @extraordinarymachine421 @sweetcreatureeternal

[nightlyaftertoons]

hii thank you for the tag :]

last song: my sweet summer by dirty heads

currently watching: the perks of being a wallflower

current obsession: jennifer's body, but I'm a cheerleader, bunch of friends.

currently reading: radio silence by alice oseman

currently working on: fanfiction..

last google search: jennifer's body wiki

favorite flower: orchids!

@absoluteconfusionanddespair @k-0-d-y @mikeandwillsweddingofficiant @popisoluver @hanboncinnabon @danonerd @thecatboyknight-offical and anyone else who wants to join! :)

[absoluteconfusionanddespair]

last song: Baby it's Cold Outside sung by John Legend, Ft. Kelly Clarkson

currently watching: JJK

current obsession: Bunch of Friends, Christmas, Jack Sucks at Life+Oscar, MHA (ongoing)

currently reading: fucking idk. Yaoi fanfiction

currently working on: Ochako edit, Bakugou edit, Christmas themed fanfiction of one of my obsessions (lol), Christmas Moodboards, and not being depressed this summer

last google search: on my phone it was "Chicken drumsticks in oven" and on my Chromebook it was "dean withers bisexual homophobe". I can't remember which came first

favorite flower: Snapdragons

@mayt5987 @nami-moittli @iluvstrawberriessomuch @gallatrick @kittercritter and open tags !!

[mayt5987]

Last Song: Word To The Wise - Hadestown (DID YOU THINK IT WASN’T GONNA BE A MUSICAL, FOOL?! /j)

Currently Watching: … a YouTube video on Arkham City??? I don’t watch TV on the daily man 😭 

Current Obsession: Twisted Wonderland is top priority but I’ve read a couple Danganronpa fics & the Arkham games for background noise, so… uh. Yeah.

Currently Reading: … Song Of Achilles - Madeline Miller, I guess?? I started it like a year ago and never finished it but I don’t have anything else going besides fanfics so… 😭 

Currently Working On: ARTFIGHT!! Oh and writing. Both fanfics and original work, 99% fanfics though.

Last Google Search: Vintage Sewing Magazines (this was for artfight reference)

Favorite Flower: Hydrangeas, I think? Specifically the blue ones. I like most flowers though.

@quasology (the only person I feel comfortable tagging & hasn’t been tagged 😭)

[mayt5987]

TWST… Tier Lists?

So I kinda have to bury a string of posts calling myself a grandma… so uhm, have tier lists I’ve slowly been making! These are honestly more stupid vibes based than anything else, though I’m sure if you asked me I could probably elaborate more.

How Drunk (/j) Would I Need To Be To Fake Date Them?

As my friends know, I am very much a lesbian. Prettty sure this profile has a lesbian flag on it. I think the tiers once you know the title are pretty self explanatory.

Would I Let Them Into My Room?

Again, pretty self explanatory I feel.

(not a tier list lol, but same site so… fuck off /j])

The X&Y graph of Problems

I… think I was lowkey high (/j) when I made this so uhm… take that for what you will. I was throwing spaghetti and did what felt right. Feel free to disagree.

What Does My Sweet Southern Grandma Self Call Them?

HA, DID YOU THJNK I WASN’T GONNA DO THIS? FOOLS! IDIOTS! I do need to explain this one more though… uhm… basically I use these terms either negatively or positively (as listed on the tiers) and as such I organized them by what I think I’m using the most. Doesn’t mean it won’t switch, especially during stressful or stupid moments, but generally that’s where they land on a day to day I do think. But if you’re in the positive bracket generally any of the below positives may be used for you, and same with negative bracket but in the opposite direction. (Nobody deserves Crowleys treatment me thinks).

SPOILERS FOR EVENTS AND BOOK 7 AHEAD (technically, just appearances)

PT2!! Same rules apply as above just different characters.

These are definitely even more vibes based than the main(-ish) cast already was. Uhm… can you tell I’m lesbian yet? I think I can…

Thank you for looking at these stupid tier lists and have a great week! :)

[mayt5987]

me today, apparently

[nami-moittli]

*

[mayt5987]

I promise I know this one 😭 Granny’s glasses fell off sweetheart (platonic. I think we all know it’s platonic but I feel the need to say it!)

[mayt5987]

me today, apparently

[mayt5987]

describe nyc in 3 words

I’m sorry, swimming varsity and the divers have forced my hand here…

…

ehm

…

Concreate, Jungle, Tomato.

I will use this meme again, even if you aren’t the obligatory TWST mutual;

[mayt5987]

Are you okay? 😭

What are they doing to my poor grandma </3

Sweetie, hun’, darlin’, doll, Granny don’t have a gods damned clue, but she’s laughin’ all the same. Honestly this happens in real life too so it’s just funny. ❤️

[get-thee-to-a-shrubbery]

so fucked up that goncharov is only on poob

[tree-of-olives]

@nami-moittli @mayt5987

[mayt5987]

So you wanna see an online person and an offline person compare notes, Olive, sure, hun’…

Yeah that’s what you’re getting. And yes I made that right now. Be quiet, granny is trying to remember how to motivate herself for artfight… it ain’t workin’.

[mayt5987]

You know. You cannot kill me in a way that matters? Of course, if you don’t even know basic entry level stuff like the president’s shoelaces or the colors of the sky then why would you know that you cannot kill it in a way that matters

We’re committing to the bit. I wish I had my Miss bracelet next to me so I could just go “I don’t want you to!” And then just give you a 😢 and then we could all laugh at how out of touch I am. But I’m comfy rn. I am comfy under my weighted blanket even as I lowkey sweat (it’s like almost fully off me I’m fine I promise.) Uh

Man I don’t even know YouTube memes… my brain is going to vine. 😭

[mayt5987]

would this happen to ring any bells ???

Grandma thinks she might’ve broken her back in one (yes there is vaguely a bell ringing, but like a real grandma you’re gonna have to walk me through this step by step even though she’s done a return online before. Seriously where the hell have I seen this before?… well on here probably. Going to update my bio now I’m so offline holy shit…)

[tree-of-olives]

i think the real question now is have you ever seen a post before 😭😭💔

[mayt5987]

I’ve seen uh… the Pikachu tumblrs post. You know who I’m talking abt I just don’t remember the name. Uhm… probably the “you’re putting it in cold water?” “BESTIE IS YOUR STOVETOP POWERED BY THE FUCKING SUN?!” (I don’t feel like reciting the whole post, there’s also a Shakespeare add on but I don’t remember it sorry Nami) post. Oh and the Hamilton post that’s

Jefferson: Sorry I’m late sir I was busy… doing stuff.

Hamilton: HE PUSHED MY DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!

Jefferson: push is such a strong word I prefer to call it… giving you a little nudge.

I FOUND THE GIF BUTTON THOUGH, GET SPHEALED!!! /compliment to you all still keeping this going somehow

[nami-moittli]

…is that even originally a Hamilton post? Cause that’s definitely an incorrect quote but gods knows what the sources to half of those are. Usually other tumblr posts with characters slapped on top

[tree-of-olives]

sorry holdon go back. but pikachu tumblr post do you mean. pukicho?? like pukicho the fuckinge guy pukicho ??????

[mayt5987]

WAIT DO YOU KNOW THE MUSHROOM ONE AT LEAST???

Nami, I’ll give you three guesses to what my comment is going to be, first two don’t count. If you don’t show me the post the answer is no, no I don’t know it b/c MY MEMORY IS AS GOOD AS THE NEAREST GOLDFISH(ie)!! HABE WE NOT LEARNED THIS FROM MY GEOMETRY PANIC?! THATS A HUNDRED DAMN FORMULAS, CANT LEARN THAT CANT LEARN THIS! (Actually I’m better than language than math so maybe I could… ehm, anyway.)

So anyway… either TWST or ATLA reference. Or I suppose a bomb. A bomb factory — anyway. No, no I don’t. I’m a visual bitch, you gotta show it to me. And my memory is still shit.

[mayt5987]

would this happen to ring any bells ???

Grandma thinks she might’ve broken her back in one (yes there is vaguely a bell ringing, but like a real grandma you’re gonna have to walk me through this step by step even though she’s done a return online before. Seriously where the hell have I seen this before?… well on here probably. Going to update my bio now I’m so offline holy shit…)

[tree-of-olives]

i think the real question now is have you ever seen a post before 😭😭💔

[mayt5987]

I’ve seen uh… the Pikachu tumblrs post. You know who I’m talking abt I just don’t remember the name. Uhm… probably the “you’re putting it in cold water?” “BESTIE IS YOUR STOVETOP POWERED BY THE FUCKING SUN?!” (I don’t feel like reciting the whole post, there’s also a Shakespeare add on but I don’t remember it sorry Nami) post. Oh and the Hamilton post that’s

Jefferson: Sorry I’m late sir I was busy… doing stuff.

Hamilton: HE PUSHED MY DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!

Jefferson: push is such a strong word I prefer to call it… giving you a little nudge.

I FOUND THE GIF BUTTON THOUGH, GET SPHEALED!!! /compliment to you all still keeping this going somehow

[nami-moittli]

…is that even originally a Hamilton post? Cause that’s definitely an incorrect quote but gods knows what the sources to half of those are. Usually other tumblr posts with characters slapped on top

[mayt5987]

eh I looked it up at some point and that was the oldest one I found at least for the audio version. I’m more of a YouTube girly than anything else… I’m pretty sure you basically dragged me onto tumblr, I didn’t even use this account even though it existed.

As an outsider, it’s kinda existentially horrifying ngl on here. Fun, a very fun eldritch monster, but still an eldritch monster nonetheless.

[mayt5987]

would this happen to ring any bells ???

Grandma thinks she might’ve broken her back in one (yes there is vaguely a bell ringing, but like a real grandma you’re gonna have to walk me through this step by step even though she’s done a return online before. Seriously where the hell have I seen this before?… well on here probably. Going to update my bio now I’m so offline holy shit…)

[tree-of-olives]

i think the real question now is have you ever seen a post before 😭😭💔

[nami-moittli]

I know she has bc I see her in my inbox often enough…

Do you interact with anything besides people you know on here? We have a culture you’re going to have to learn missy!!

[mayt5987]

Nami… what have we learned about me? I’m a coward. Stranger danger. I interact with basic ass comments and this. This is my socialization. Why do you think I just slip into southern when I get the chance with friends, it’s because I need to give something in conversation. ❤️‍🩹

[mayt5987]

would this happen to ring any bells ???

Grandma thinks she might’ve broken her back in one (yes there is vaguely a bell ringing, but like a real grandma you’re gonna have to walk me through this step by step even though she’s done a return online before. Seriously where the hell have I seen this before?… well on here probably. Going to update my bio now I’m so offline holy shit…)

[tree-of-olives]

i think the real question now is have you ever seen a post before 😭😭💔

[mayt5987]

I’ve seen uh… the Pikachu tumblrs post. You know who I’m talking abt I just don’t remember the name. Uhm… probably the “you’re putting it in cold water?” “BESTIE IS YOUR STOVETOP POWERED BY THE FUCKING SUN?!” (I don’t feel like reciting the whole post, there’s also a Shakespeare add on but I don’t remember it sorry Nami) post. Oh and the Hamilton post that’s

Jefferson: Sorry I’m late sir I was busy… doing stuff.

Hamilton: HE PUSHED MY DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!

Jefferson: push is such a strong word I prefer to call it… giving you a little nudge.

I FOUND THE GIF BUTTON THOUGH, GET SPHEALED!!! /compliment to you all still keeping this going somehow