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hotdamn-matt:
Saw something that the April Fool’s thing was in the group chat thing. Which nobody uses!
I miss that damn copy machine.
They have a group chat thing????
That was before my time... Was it a good one?
dianacndersn:
Wow, look at you! I’m so proud. No, I didn’t. I wasn’t online on the 1st, so I didn’t get a chance to deal with the temptation. Want me to google it for you?
Oh stop it, you’re making blush here, ha. Smart thinking! What’s keeping you from getting online? Nah, I think I live without knowing what it was. That Matt just said it was linked to some kind of group chat thing, had nothing to do with me saying that. Nope, not at all.
Hey, what are you up to this weekend? Wanna help set up an egg hunt for the kids?
dianacndersn:
Did you end up clicking anything you shouldn’t have, baby?
Nope, not even 5 minutes before midnight. Did you take the bait and clicked? I’m kind of curious to know what it was this year and too lazy to google it.
You know you shouldn’t but you really really want to because you’re curious AF to find out what the hell Tumblr got in store for you during Aprils Fool. So far I’ve been able to resist clicking on that stay home, write a story linkI but the pull is strong.
beatricehxlland:
Have you thought of going to an art class? That could be fun!
Can’t say that I have. I don’t know if it’s something I’d like to go to. You ever been to one?
hotdamn-matt:
How much coffee is a ton? I’m a half caf kinda guy because if I go full caf I’m even more annoying than I already am! Think you got most of what’s offered around here. Welcome to small town living!
For me, 3 double espressos. I’ve got to stop drinking anything caffeinated after that, else I’ll be bouncing all over the place for days on end. Damn, and here I thought there might be more to do around here. I guess it’s time to find a new hobby. Is there a golf course around here? Thanks for the welcome though.
So... what does one do around here besides going to the beach, drinking tons of coffee, playing videogames and attending classes? There’s only so much time I can spend working on my tan, feeling the sand between my toes (and getting it in places you don’t want to feel it) and keeping my violin tuned and sand-free... Any and all suggestions are welcome.
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dianacndersn:
We don’t have to split the cost silly! ALL THE CUDDLES. As soon as you want, handsome!
Okay, I’ll use the money to buy snacks and stuff. Tonight?
dianacndersn:
You’re okay babe, I figured that’s who you meant. No problem! I don’t think so. The only Disney movies she likes are the superhero ones and anything with Halloween involved. So At least I can get her to watch those. She’s not as big of a freak about it like I am though.
YES IT DOES. So long as I can get some cuddles?
In that case, I’d love to take you up on that offer. We can split the costs. How can I say no to that? I can’t! So deal. And not some cuddles but all the cuddles you want. When do we start?
dianacndersn:
Maaaybe. I mean I have still been answering my phone, just really, really s l o w l y. I am and I’m not. Reboots kind of scare me because I’m afraid they won’y live up to their expectations. You mean Gordo babe? You can just share mine, you think Laura is going to use her profile? NO. So you can definitely use it if you want. THEY DO HAVE WIZARDS OF WAVERLY PLACE. I haven’t watched it yet, but it’s on my watchlist.
Extremely slow, but under the circumstances fully understandable. Eeep, typo! Yeah, that’s who I meant. That would be great. Thanks, babe! You never know. Maybe she’s a closeted Disney fan. How about we make that the next series we binge-watch together? Sounds like a good plan?
dianacndersn:
With the arrival of Disney+ and having a couple of days off…. I’ve been watching Lizzie McGuire on repeat and I need to just say one thing… I have missed it. Lizzie is still definitely one of my spirit ‘animals’. Anyone else have it and been reliving their childhood?
So that’s what you been doing these last few days? Good to know :) How excited are you about the Lizzie reboot? Even Gonzo will be in it! I still need to sign up or work the puppy eyes while asking Alex if I can log in on their account. Do they have Wizards of Waverly Place? I used to watch that all the time.