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Dear Democrats : Guess what I just found in my bowl of cereal this morning Its a Super Duper Delegate Ticket to your Democratic National Convention in PhiladelphiaUnfortunately a medical condition prevents me from attending Im allergic to political hypocrisyMy question is Can I sell the ticket or trade it for something I can useMy understanding is that a super duper delegate is granted speci

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We want our Super Bowl "L": Roman numeral fans demand : New York 45 After 49 years of identifying its Super Bowl events with Roman numerals the NFL has switched to modern numbering for Super Bowl 50 But the antique counting system is not going down without a fight A group of accountants and a qu

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: New York Animal activists came one step closer to ridding Central Park of the carriage horse trade proposing a Variety of new employment opportunities in other fields for the equines Its all about jobs and the dignity of work for these noble

Top 10 reasons Kim Jong Un wants a hydrogen bomb : CLASSIFIED North Korea 45 Korean Dictator and basketball fan Kim Jong Un is claiming to have developed and tested a hydrogen bombWhile it remains to be seen if the assertion is true we can only speculate why the Korean strongman wants to add the worlds most powerful weapon to his arsenalHere are the 10 reasons we came up with You may want to read them in your nearest fallout sh

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The Top 10 Upsides of Turning 60 : Its no fun turning 60 Its the official beginning of old manhood as in What are you doing in the fast lane old man Or worse What are you doing in the diaper aisle old manBut as with most things in life there are some positives Change can be good Improvements have been made For instance the life expectancy of an American male back in 1937 was 58 If that number hadnt improv

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Houston Texas When you think something say something my fellow Americans Im thinking that the Federal Government should be handing out Homeland Security Blankets to every man woman and child in America And Im not afraid to say it Heres whyThe nation is starting to panic We recently lost our home of the brave status to LithuaniaWait it gets worse There were 5672 lone

Introducing the Homeland Security Blanket -- An Open Letter by Pres. George W. Bush : Houston Texas When you think something say something my fellow Americans Im thinking that the Federal Government should be handing out Homeland Security Blankets to every man woman and child in America And Im not afraid to say it Heres whyThe nation is starting to panic We recently lost our home of the brave status to LithuaniaWait it gets worse There were 5672 lone

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: 1 Junkies are smarter than brokers 2 The illegal drug market is protected by American law enforcement Barney Frank patrols Wall Street 3 Pull over I think your tail light is out 4 The illegal drug emarket is protected by politicians who make their money the old-fashioned way -- bribery and extortion. 5 Assume the position 6 People dont realize that prohibition puts the profitability into trafficking drugs In other words t...

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Donald Trump Is Creating A New Political Vocabulary : New York Presidential hopeful Donald Trump is changing the way America talks and thinks about presidential politics New words and phrases are continually popping up on the campaign trail They are being generated by the candidate himself as well

Top 10 Reasons Mets Fans Should Be Grateful

10. The Wilpon’s will never get their asking price for Citi Field. 9. Sandy promises to try not to seem so confused all the time. 8. Terry Collins doesn’t know what you mean by “confused.” 7. Duda smells better than Davis. 6. Bernie Madoff’s tunneling scheme collapsed again. 5. Wilmer holds no grudges. 4. Sandy Alderson knows a bum shoulder when he sees one. 3. Casey Stengel has stopped spinning.…

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The largest recall in automotive history has left autoparts fabricator Takata holding the bag Or more specifically holding 34 million defective airbags Problem is the devices have a tendency to go off like bombs whenever the weath

Following up on the overwhelming success of its family of smart wristwatches Apple has staked out the area where your hand joins your arm as the market space for a new line of standalone fashions Meet Apple Wrist Wearables

Presidential candidates get campaign kits instead of cash : Washington DC The Federal Election Commission is distributing a campaign necessity kit to candidates for President of the United States The multifaceted toolbox is being provided in lieu of cash The FEC has the task of distributing federal f

Mets fans suspended for use of delusion enhancing drugs : New York Major League Baseball has banned the entire fan base of the New York Mets from participating in any aspect of the game The ruling by new MLB Commissioner Rob Manfred takes effect immediately and lasts until the end of the current season

: Cupertino California Enthusiasm for the launch of Apple Watch zoomed off the charts this week as reviewers focused on an advanced capability of the digital timepiece It is an exclusive app called the Apple Global Time Zonetrade and it promis

Al Qaeda is turning the wholesome apple into a Weapon of Mass Destruction Using the ice machine from a hijacked Malaysian airliner and a hotwired PlayStation the terror group has created a generically modified apple th

Atlantic City New Jersey Casino kingpin and reality TV star Donald Trump has put together an exploratory committee that will help him determine whether or not to run for President Here are 10 things you have to look forward to if the panel giv

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