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Jessie | US | Queer | they/them | 20| icon by: mazberrypie (my dear friend)

[sosuperawesome]

Wayne Tsay on Instagram

[funny-tik-toks]

[lee-e]

Not realistic he got a reply after submitting his résumé

[inqorporeal]

Not realistic: his resume actually touched the hands of a living person

[sirfrogsworth]

I… kinda think that could work. 

[pandor-pandorkful]

It’s so stupid it might just work and I hate it

[nocakeno]

ah yes, the pizza party model

[shutyourmoustache]

La-HA! hit me like a fucking drug.

[beatcroc]

this is what every social interaction feels like when you’re neurodivergent

[erinthebrave]

I looked up the menu for the restaurant this is based on and i wanted to die.

[anais-ninja-bitch]

there are foods here that i would eat, but i would never say “awakening” instead of “keylime pie”

[d20trashcan]

This is West LA in a fucking nutshell.

[disquietiswhatitis]

@stennnn06

[ihearttoys]

The guy used to be a news anchor in my area and he gave it up to make videos with his family.

[budacub]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[scorrigan]

How do they sound SO CLOSE to automated text to speech

[whitepeopletwitter]

[skellydun]

posting on a blackboard discussion board and replying to two of your fellow students has to be one of the nine circles of hell

[helloitsbees]

Great point, Dylan! I especially agree with it being “one of the nine circles of hell”. Well said.

[criticalrolo]

my mood

[loumandliker]

cats are like. i am very small and have cute little triangle ears. also locking me out of the bathroom is a hate crime

[fourtothaceed-deactivated202303]

Olive oil dip with bread should be classified as a schedule one narcotic.

[nimbuslich]

[ewock]

(insp.)

[tennant]

[pissvortex]

if you set a bowl of fresh berries in front of me i will start eating and will not stop. hundreds of millions of years of evolutionary instinct has already taken over my brain and the ghosts of 500 generations of my hunter-gatherer ancestors are all screaming and sobbing with joy at the sight

[whitepeopletwitter]

[chandlebing]

Let’s do it. Let’s d a n c e.

[turing-tested]

[altman-shelby]

1st episode || 246th episode ~~ (2005-2017)