I am NOT Christian Grey. I am, from an optimistic standpoint, middle class. I am over 40 years old. I am bald, but with a glorious beard. I work in an industry that, thankfully, has never required that I wear a suit. I am a mechanical engineer, turned pornography producer, and if you ask anyone that doesn’t have my last name, they will probably tell you that I am mediocre at both. I am politically incorrect. I tend to piss off a lot of men for some reason. But there is one thing that I have loads of. Confidence. I am borderline cocky. I am also experienced in “the lifestyle” as we mysteriously like to call it. I, at the time of this writing, live in a full time M/s relationship. If you're new, thats “Master/slave.” The capitalization is important, because...reasons. Sometimes we get confused as to which of us is in charge, so we have to ask which of us is the capital letter. I win that fight 100% of the time 60% of the time. You'll hear some from her later. God knows I will.
See, there is this unfounded belief that those of us in this life are always in character. Some are. I guess, but I've seen even the sternest Dom break under the withering gaze of a truly pissed off sub. Most of us tend to swing in and out of our roles. Most people, who didn't make the mistake of asking us (We are very open and vocal about our lifestyle to those who ask.) would think we were just a couple with antiquated gender roles. More on that in the next paragraph. Yeah. I suck at transitions. We tend to encrourage this belief as it is easier to let our friends and family believe that she is a time travelling '50s housewife, rather than telling them that if she doesn't do what I say, I will hang her upside down from the ceiling fan by her pinky toes and throw hammers* at her.
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