thenwedied

thank you for pasta

[thenwedied]

Ilya wanted to tell Shane that it had been one of the best days of his life. It had been awkward, sure, but Ilya felt that, if he hadn't quite been already, he would be welcomed into Shane's family, and that was no small thing. In fact, to Ilya, who had barely been welcome in his own family, it was huge. - Heated Rivalry, Chapter 27

[mistressaccost]

you can have random one sided beef with ANYONE! it’s so beautiful. and it doesn’t cost any money!!!!!!

[artofdoubt]

Will you give me everything I want? Yes.

[leclercari]

five stages of falling for your arch rival

[drowsy-fantasy]

$5000 seems like a nice amount. Somebody should just give me $5000 today. Directly into my bank account. It would be very nice.

[russianblush]

#this was on our tvs btw

[connorstorriegifs]

Connor Storrie & Hudson Williams | GQ | 12/24/25

[miseria-fortes-viros]

idk perhaps this is too early 2000s internet safety module of me but the amount of information you guys demand from each other is weird

[depsidase]

[b0nkcreat]

eyes emoji was the perfect invention for nosy people. like 👀 whats going on over here 👀👀 i just wanna know #LetMeKnow 👀👀👀

[carolsturka]

What are you, my nana? Yesterday, you people gave me a hand grenade. Are you seriously gonna begrudge me some H?

[laufeysons]

BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER REWATCH -> A New Man (4.12)

[asliceofoceanmist]

#every once in a while richard gadd likes to remind us that he's a comedian first and foremost

[creamsiclemelt]

i was gonna ask you...

[fishpondfish]

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

[mousidy]

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring

[fladurblegon]

“Your days are numbered” yeah it’s called a calendar you fucking idiot.

[hudsonswilliams]