MBTI types as dogs
ISTP - Duncan, wolfdog, legs are too long but he makes it work, never barks, has learned to open doors, how did he get on the roof??
ENFJ - Olly the Oliphaunt, Great Pyrenees, recognizes everybody's name, paws twitch when he sleeps like he's running in his dreams, climbs into your lap to lick your face even though he's enormous, has the same favorite foods as you
ISTJ - Sage, border collie, suspicious of strangers, basically runs the farm on her own, will not let you sleep in, champion veterinarian-grudge-holder
ENFP - Cricket, Samoyed, very dainty eater, too excited about going for a walk to stand still for her leash, friends with the raccoon in the attic, knows anything can be a dog toy if you just believe
ESTP - Ricky, lab-pit mix, walks like he just won Best in Show, pro at begging for table scraps, executes amazing leaps to catch Frisbees, does not bring them back
INFJ - Clarissa, Afghan hound, the inflections of her barks tell you exactly what she means, likes to use you as a pillow, hides under the bed when a natural disaster is coming, but also when you've somehow offended her by throwing the ball wrong
ESTJ - Jessie, foxhound, leads a pack of hunting hounds, more competent than you and knows it, legendary snorer, lets puppies (but nobody else) beat her at tug-of-war
ISFP - Alex, husky, likes cuddles only when he initiates them, howls along to music, would save you from a burning building, grumpy if you intrude on His Corner
ESFJ - Max, Irish setter, the Good Dog the prophecy foretold, likes when there are dogs on the TV, saw a squirrel outside and needs to tell everyone, knocks things off tables with his waggy tail
INTP - Haku, Basenji, sits on chairs like a person, ignores the other dogs at the dog park and just sniffs all the rocks, understands every word you say, walks into a lamp post while staring at a beetle
ENTJ - Athena, show poodle, most intimidating pom-pom you've ever seen, takes indestructible toys as a challenge, will not accept sub-par dog food, dragged you across the street to introduce you to the love of your life
ISFJ - Daisy, bullmastiff, likes to nap in the garden, growls at people who upset you, lets children ride on her back, acts like a martyr when she has to take a bath
ESFP - Cookie, dachshund-Maltese mix, would totally go skydiving with you, primary mode of travel is rolling around, will eat anything, cutest sneezes
INTJ - Nero, Belgian Malinois, explosive sniffing dog at work - do not pet, sighs in a dignified and world-weary way like he didn't just submerge his entire face in a jar of peanut butter, brings you weird stuff he dug up in the yard, has your cat trained
ENTP - Gnarly, some sort of terrier mix, his every expression could be a meme, picks up your stuff so you'll chase him, knows a whole circus' worth of tricks, will only do them if he's in the mood
INFP - Earl, French bulldog, has run away and gotten lost twice, stares out the window and sighs, sleeps in the strangest places and positions, never does anything you tell him to but would fight a bear for you