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Book on AO3 I'm writing. Everyone Is Dumb link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/62120890/chapters/158890612 mid excuse of a cup of coffee

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FEAST MY CHILDREN

Everyone Is Dumb - Chapter 8 - Z0lph13l - Sucker for Love (Visual Novel) [Archive of Our Own]

FEAST AND REVEL IN YOUR NEW SIGHTS!

also have fun with this bc im just gonna die now

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dreamt that this fuck was my history teacher, didnt see him but i did have a drawing of him dated from last year that i never made in my life, what do you want with me damnit

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my bestie has tomodachi life and they added me to their island, but then a problem occured where *I* kept stealing their huzz, it's happened, FIVE times now. so i came up with the solution for them to make one of my f/o's so it would stop happening, and so they made Emalf and well

TORRIDBREEZE IS GOING SWELL-

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pony loves

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gonna go cry myself to sleep

it was grooming

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ok who broke my damn apple

i was gonna eat that shit

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MORE PEOPLEEEE

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pony

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"...why?"

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throws my oc x canon art at you (and js oc ig)

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Item: The Screen Rarity: ⏶ Common

Console or PC?

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

pc :p

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gaem

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my wife’s so cute because we both love animals so much but her way is very pure and genuine whereas my family is:

me, holding up my cat: stinky

wife: no!! don’t be mean!!!

me, swaying him back and forth in the air: stinky bastard man

wife: No!!!!!!!!

my mother, not looking up from chopping veggies: naughty boy. brat cat

wife, distraught: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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In case anyone doubted the validity of my claims: 

[beatlesweatles]

The wife:

The mom:

[cryptspren-moved]

I t s b a c k

[vampsquash-deactivated20231229]

IS THIS THE ORIGINAL OMG

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Please read!!

Okay, so I'm well aware that the last chapter of Everyone Is Dumb was posted in july, and I said I'd have the next chapter out before the year ended, and I'm sorry that didn't happen. The thing is, I'm not that good with being someone that 2,263 people rely on for fandom stuff (Ik i'm not the only one but I dont wanna starve my fellow FPE and Sucker for Love fans)

Not sure if I already said this, but I will again just for clarification. I'm literally just a socially awkward fifteen year old freshman who hasn't made any friends in the real world and isn't on her medication and hasn't been for who knows how long (im not gonna count either). Brain isn't fully developed, so I'm not going to fully understand this kind of responsibility, and I'm sorry.

HOWEVER, the current chapter is halfway(?) done, 18 out of 21-25 pages (reaching for 25, maybe more), so I'm not completely abandoning it. Also I've been getting into more art, and I've also gotten into Okegom. DON'T DOGPILE ME LEMME SPEAK. I promise I'm not gonna be a weirdo about it, Ik the limits of society and i won't test them, if it helps, Fumus scares me and so does anybody who genuinely condones his actions.

Am I possibly doing too much by writing this much? probably. But I at least need to get this out so nobody think im dead or something, though i probably smell like im dead and that i live in my mom's basement.

Trust me, I will at least put out the current chapter this year, maybe another if i get the motivation to, but i can't make any promises with the bingo card that is the number of conditions i may have gotten from my dad and if i end up bedrotting again. also i may or may not end up getting BPD from my dad bc it runs in his family, praying i dont because i already have enough bullshit giving me the immune system of a walnut.

Please, please be patient. I'm one person who isn't fully grown and has problems both physical and mental, but i will try this year.

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no the next chapter is not finished. BUT. i swear i will get it out before the end of the year (as in the last days of december)

im also figuring out how hard being an author is, and jesus christ it sucks

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[insert household with alien roommate] reference: HC=human child, M=martha(human), A=alien, EC=earth cat EC:*making small chatters and chirps*

HC:*mimicking the chirps and making similar sounds*

A:..er- Martha? M:Hm? Yeah? A:What is- what is smaller human Lisa doing? M:Oh, she's just speaking with little Munchkin over there. A:I thought humans and cats couldn't understand each other besides body language, behavior, and sounds? M:Well, we can't, remember; they see us as big, mostly hairless kittens.

A:I understand but what about Lisa?

M:Well, she can't either, neither can Munchkin, but as far as both of them know, whichever one of them chirps or chatters, the other will make the same sound in response. I think it's a little game they've made? Either way, it keeps both of them out of the kitchen when I'm cooking. Plus it makes for a bit of entertainment for Lisa's dad.

A:Ah, so its just something they do? Is this normal in all human children?

M:Not really, Lisa has autism, and this is probably more so one of her stimming events, I don't think a lot of other kids on the spectrum do it, but its not harmful.

A:And...she finds this fun?

M:Looks like it.

A:Hm...and here I thought human children couldn't be stranger.

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god help me i just accidentally trigger Nekotina in the WCUE discord and i panicked and shut it all down and went DnD and now im scared to look because i dont know which command it was