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[girlnumbers]

don’t piss me off. you don’t know who you are messing with.

[sailermoon]

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

[birdsareblooming]

[citrus-c0la]

Happy pride month to my favorite homoscientists 😭😭😭 did everyone see the new ep 😭😭😭 i was NOT expecting them to animate it like THAT 😭😭😭

[mevil]

[lizholmes]

[aromanticduck]

No, I would not steal a car. However, if I had the ability to create a copy of someone's car that I could have for free while the other person retained their original car, I would definitely do that.

[dogpuppy]

[ozempicofficial]

[292901092489]

[toskarin]

ahaha you sly dog! you bastard! [getting a little too comfortable] you wretched fucking animal

[wadewilsoncoreposts]

[cursesandcrows]

Me for the last 15 years: im a bit burnt out rn but im sure next week will be different

[cheshmenoor]

[podcastwizard]

NO DAD, air brushing unlicensed images of spongebob smoking weed on to t-shirts and selling them at a boardwalk was YOUR DREAM. i'm going to be a PROJECT MANAGER.

[zyprexazydis11]

[inklingowl]

[godspeedyoublackemperor]

childaborting hips

[roswellsoup]

bonus/proof:

we tipped her well dw. best waitress ever 🍒

[cryptotheism]