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my arms turn wings, oh, these clumsy things | pairing: jlud | rating: light m | word count: 2.5k

#YES!!!!

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birthday gifts from j

#hey so. What

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a couple of things:

- getting your male friend a watch is not only one of the gayest gifts that you can give to another man, but it also has a very powerful old man groomer aura to it. you have to select that watch. you have to pick a band for that watch. and you have to imagine him wearing it on his wrist. stake your claim and stake it now. advanced minds may see this as similar to an engagement ring

- getting your male friend the same stupid fancy overpriced moisturizer that you yourself use is not only one of the gayest gifts that you can give to another man, but this is a reference that j made about three years ago when they were on stream together and Iudwig doesn’t even REMEMBER IT. he doesn’t remember this but j absolutely does. it makes advanced minds wonder how much sentimental value j attaches to memories that he has with lud and how much of that lud even remembers himself and how far that spans. something to think about

#$110 watch. Hello