C4NDY CROC

M4YB3 1F 1 K33P B3L13V1NG, Y DR34MS W1LL COM3 TO L1F3 [ Written by Raz ]

[xueyangapologist]

i’m so bad at remembering the average age for baby milestones like someone will be like “she’s 18 months (:” and i’ll be like “right what can she…… do? teeth? are there teeth?”

[daystxlker]

(( Konyyl

[mcd4ddydr4gon]

@brawler-beast ))

[precognitiveignition]

mcd4ddydr4gon:

H3Y 1M TZ 4ND 1M T1R3D WHO TF 4R3 YOU

the names jack and im very good at burning stuff for justice

how you doing

[mcd4ddydr4gon]

SOUNDS 3XC3LL3NT TO MY F1N3LY TUN3D JUST1C3 D3T3CT1NG 34RS

1M FUCK1NG T1R3D BUT PL4Y1NG POK3MON WBU

[brawler-beast-deactivated202601]

mcd4ddydr4gon:

Y34H 1M TH3 FULL P4CK4G3 B4BY, S3LFH4T1NG, 4 L1L UGLY, 4LW4YS 4NGRY

SUP KONYYL 1M TZ

man you got yourself a whole SPEECH 

like i get to know your life STORY like im your fuckin MOIRAIL its weird but OKAY  im not up to ANYTHING why else would i be wasting my time on this WEBSITE 

[mcd4ddydr4gon]

TH4T 41NT 3V3N SCR4TCH1NG TH3 SURF4C3 OF MY L1F3STORY DONT G3T FUCK1NG COCKY

YOU W4NT MY L1F3STORY? DO YOU? 1 DOUBT 1T BUT DONT T3ST M3

1DK B3C4US3 YOU DONT H4V3 4NY HOBB13S?

[genderoftoday]

Today’s gender is:

…………… knife

[mcd4ddydr4gon]

@brawler-beast @succulentpleasure

WH4TS UP LOS3RS

N4M3S TZ 1M TH3 LOC4L GRUBS1TT3R 1 GU3SS S1NC3 H4LF OF 4LT3RN14 1S FUCK1NG 1NCOMP3T3NT

WHOR3 YOU

[brawler-beast-deactivated202601]

what the fuck kind of introduction was THAT 

[mcd4ddydr4gon]

TH3 K1ND TH4T W1LL 34T YOUR 4SS 1N TH3 PL4TON1C CRU3L W4Y 1F YOU DOUBT MY W4YS

4NSW3R MY QU3ST1ON OH MYST3R1OUS STR4NG3R

[brawler-beast-deactivated202601]

wH…wHOA thats a LOT 

i dont REMEMBER inviting something like THAT but OKAY!? uhm

KONYYL

[mcd4ddydr4gon]

Y34H 1M TH3 FULL P4CK4G3 B4BY, S3LFH4T1NG, 4 L1L UGLY, 4LW4YS 4NGRY

SUP KONYYL 1M TZ

[non-bender-world]

Here’s some Azula (and Zuko and Ozai) + text posts

[mcd4ddydr4gon]

LOC4L R3PT1L3 DO3S TH3 SN33P

[twilightown]

CAUSE EVERY TIME WE TOUCH I GET THIS FEELING

EVERY TIME WE KISS I SWEAR I COULD FLY

CAN’T U FEEL MY HEART BEAT FAST, I WANT THIS TO LAST

NEED YOU BY MY SIDE

[the-husbando]

This is the closest gif that can really capture the utter chaotic energy that is released when people hear this song

[selfshipping-eris]

Falling in love with yet another character with very questionable morals like

[mcd4ddydr4gon]

@brawler-beast @succulentpleasure

WH4TS UP LOS3RS

N4M3S TZ 1M TH3 LOC4L GRUBS1TT3R 1 GU3SS S1NC3 H4LF OF 4LT3RN14 1S FUCK1NG 1NCOMP3T3NT

WHOR3 YOU

[brawler-beast-deactivated202601]

what the fuck kind of introduction was THAT 

[mcd4ddydr4gon]

TH3 K1ND TH4T W1LL 34T YOUR 4SS 1N TH3 PL4TON1C CRU3L W4Y 1F YOU DOUBT MY W4YS

4NSW3R MY QU3ST1ON OH MYST3R1OUS STR4NG3R

[fade-steppin]

throwback to the time my classics professor asked “does anyone know who sappho is?” and i immediately replied “she’s the OG lesbian” and my professor yelled “EXACTLY” and wrote the OG lesbian on the whiteboard

[yayasully]

[artisticlog-deactivated20231213]

Dream crystal 💎✨

[thequinncollective]

Simply beat the negative energy out of your life like a baseball bat

[millinski]

Winona Ryder’s and Elizabeth Olsen’s H&M commerical!!!

[femininenachos]

[darkbluemint]

This is very gay

[xiaolapcheong-deactivated201806]

that’s called a lesbian awakening

[queen-gaymer]

I’m a gay man and this made me a lesbian

[landofwindandthrowingshade]

They’re just straight up advertising lesbianism

[barackobamas]

the box says “four servings” but my heart says one

[mcd4ddydr4gon]

@brawler-beast @succulentpleasure

WH4TS UP LOS3RS

N4M3S TZ 1M TH3 LOC4L GRUBS1TT3R 1 GU3SS S1NC3 H4LF OF 4LT3RN14 1S FUCK1NG 1NCOMP3T3NT

WHOR3 YOU

[mcd4ddydr4gon]

@signlss WHO 1S YOU

[signlss-deactivated20250204]

Y9u first ?:B

[mcd4ddydr4gon]

1M TZ PYROP3 WHO TF 4R3 YOU

[signlss-deactivated20250204]

I am The Signless.

Quite the s9cial 9ne aren’t y9u?

[mcd4ddydr4gon]

OH YOUR3 TH4T GUY

Y34H S33 1M JUST L1K3 TH4T 4ND 1M TH3 MOST 4NT1 SOC14L B1TCH 4ROUND BUT NOTH1NG W1LL H4PP3N 1F 1 1SOL4T3 MYS3LF LOL