McDanno

im rlly gay tbh

[incorrect-mcdanno]

Tani: Why are you holding Steve's hand?

Danny: Hand holding relieves stress and alleviates anxiety.

Tani: Oh, I thought the two of you were dating or something.

Danny: We are. I just thought it was obvious.

[chaotic-awesome]

I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir

[mcdannomyotp]

The thing no one tells you about fixing your sleep schedule is you have to deal with the sad thoughts so much more. You can't just sleep through them to a new night of apathy

[sumsarem]

its always sunny in hope county montana

[rockboci]

[moringmark]

[runcibility]

I liked this post, scrolled for like another minute before I went “SHIT FUCK SHIT” and scrolled back to reblog it

[glitchisbroken]

I had to run back and reblog

[novas-tunnel-of-anxiety]

no cap this is the cutest lil drawing EVER @moringmark ITS AMAZING AND REALLY CUTE

[therealtsk]

Be a hero and reblog a content creator you enjoy! Tell them why you like their work. 

[just-a-dalish]

Also: leave a comment on a fic and kudos! Just do it *insert Shia LaBeouf just do it gif here*

[valtsv]

character in a fight scene: *restrains their opponent by pinning them against the wall by their wrists*

me:

[icantwritegood]

character in a fight scene: *pins their opponent down by straddling their waist and holding their wrists to the floor*

me:

[ladylike-foxes]

character in a fight scene: *lifting their disarmed opponent’s chin slightly with the business end of their weapon*

me:

[g3ncyho3]

character in fight scene: *pins down the opponent and leans in close to whisper in their ear*

me:

[breyito]

character in fight scene: *restrains the opponent by twisting their arm/s behind their back and pinning them to the wall chest first with their own chest pressing against the opponents back*

me:

[abandoned-as-mustard]

Character: *distracts their otherwise equally good/better opponent by flirting*

Me:

[bmarvels]

Character in fighting scene: *restrains opponents arms in a lock hold with their own, entangling their arms together forcing their bodies to be pressed together and faces in close proximity*

[lime-on-my-side]

character in fight scene: *holds opponent by the collar, lifts them and brings them close to their face*

me:

[miqojak]

Every time this crosses my dash it gets better.

[cuteautumn]

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

[tomatoreddsworld-deactivated201]

WHAT THE FUCK IT’S CHRISTMAS EVE WHY DID SOMEONE REBLOG THIS

[derranger-deactivated20220102]

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

[buffys-angel]

“I like seeing you at bedtime”

[sefren-deactivated20140420]

[minestucks-deactivated20130513]

alternate title: young children gawk at flaming homosexuals

[yolocounty-skinwalkerpatrol-dea]

Another alternate title: the bailey school kids need to mind their own damn business

[marzipanandminutiae]

the covers with women are equally gay

so basically having these obnoxious kids pry into your personal life is mlm/wlw solidarity

[goth-princess-gwennie]

So am i the only one thinkinf the ghoul looks cute asf or

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

This lesbian ghoul just wants to run her ice cream parlour in peace why do these kids keep doing this

[panicforthegay]

can the ghoul marry me please

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

I love the fact that literally all of us are Hella Gay For The Ghoul

[mcdannomyotp]

Daddy werewolf

[the-noblehouseofblack]

Not to be that person, but…I’m 5 away from 1,000 followers and I want to do a thing but I don’t know what to do.

[mcdannomyotp]

Coke

[lifevialoving]

Tony: This is my wife AND boss, Pepper, and this is Steve, my side-ho. And this is Steve's boyfriend, Bucky.

Bucky: Hey.

Scott Lang: Oh. . . wait, sorry. What’s the situation?

Tony: What do you mean?

Scott: How does this work?

Tony: Steve is gay for me and Bucky, but Bucky is only gay for Steve. And I love Pepper.

Steve: It’s really not that complicated.

[peashooter85]

Ancient Roman gold nipple cover, 1st century AD.

from Czerny’s International Auction House

[tgpgifs]

Jameela Jamil for Nylon Magazine (2018)

[chasecharmer-deactivated2018101]

genres are OUTDATED. i sort my music by thottiness, jammability, rebelliousness, theatricality, and depression.

[chasecharmer-deactivated2018101]

the emo trinity’s average song stats

mcr 

fob

patd

as you can see, no one really touches patd for thottiness, but mcr is the only viable choice for an apocalypse anthem. fob is the most well-rounded of the three, but given that they have neither depression, thottiness, nor rebelliousness above an 8 they can occasionally fall shallow philosophically speaking. 

‘but where is gayness on this chart?’ you ask, like a moron. rebellion, theatre, thothood, jamming, and depression are the five component parts of every gay worth their salt. next question. 

[roaringstream]

This is the most powerful chart I’ve ever seen

[savedbythenotepad]

One day, Tony just pulls out a pair of glasses and settles them onto his face to study a diagram on his tablet better and Steve actually has a meltdown as he actually yells, “WHAT?”

[peterismymans]

no one can top this handsome, muscular man

[mcdannomyotp]

I can top him or bottom