Hawaii Five-0

Stop ruining my life!

[five-wow]

no one:

steve: i would die for danny williams

[eg515]

danny williams, driving steve to the hospital for the 12th time that week after he got shot again: just because you would doesn’t mean you have to!!!

[mcdanoooo]

So apparently truly nothing is sacred to Netflix. You can’t just take everything but your own shows off of it.

Fuck you; give me back Hawaii Five 0

[mcdanhoe]

danny: ur not the boss of me

steve, about to call the governor on a whim for literally no heterosexual reason and make danny his life-long partner on a task-force he had so vehemently opposed literally that same day: oh, you haven’t heard?

[five-wow]

i just watched that new preview clip with the pancakes for the first time and it’s given me many feelings so here is a post about my favorite parts (spoiler: everything. my favorite part was everything)

danny opens te door and steve is just posing there like some GQ model. we’re starting out strong in the extraness department

steve doesn’t care about greetings. he doesn’t even pretend to smile. “where’s my girl?” is a very serious question

STEVE’S GOOFY LITTLE DANCE when he moves to the table!!! steve is a GOOF

a steve and grace hug!!!! these last few episodes have been absolute gifts in the hugging department and i love it

steve’s “oh hi hi hi” when he hugs grace, because it’s just? so relieved? he says it on a breath out?

danny SLAPS steve’s hand away from the pancakes and steve is so offended. poor steve. he just wants some of your pancakes, danny

“you don’t need pancakes, she needs pancakes”

grace appreciates steve’s pancake desires a lot more than danny and tries to let him have them, and steve throws his hands up and goes “eeehhh” in celebration and he’s still SUCH A GOOF

AND THEN danny orders steve to put the plate back in front of his daughter. steve: [obeys with a deep sigh and half of an eyeroll]

grace makes up blatant lies about feeling cold to get danny out of the room to fetch her sweatshirt and THE MOMENT grace says this, danny’s eyes flick to steve first. MEANINGFUL DAD TO DAD LOOK

danny calls steve an animal for the second time in under a minute. a classic

grace and steve’s entire conversation is gold!!! danny is helicopter dad #1 and both grace and steve clearly love him so much but they also obviously agree he’s a little overzealous in his helicoptering and what does grace do when it’s too much? SHE GOES TO STEVE

“so much soup!” “soup??? he’s doing soup?” (i can’t do their faces while they say this justice in words, but it’s amazing)

steve tries to explain to grace why danny is being like this and steve is NAILING it here because he’s being a good dad and a good partner at the same time and honestly, marry that man, danny

other people have said this but: they conspire. grace and steve conspire and it is a thing of fluffy domestic beauty

steve, whispering: “give me one of those pancakes.”

danny comes back with the sweatshirt and offers to butter grace’s pancakes and, again, helicopter dad #1, but it’s also very sweet

“you never butter my pancakes.” oh, steve, darling. how are you turning those innocent pancakes into even more of a really terrible euphimism than they already were

“i need you, buddy.” steve has now fully abandoned all attempts at any kind of subtlety. nice.

steve pretends to be worried about taking danny away from grace for this homicide and grace pretends to be disappointed that danny so urgently needs to leave and danny kind of looks like he knows they’re conspiring, but he still goes along with it

grace’s silent “thank you” at steve! steve’s wink at grace! so much conspiring going on here that i’m surprised jerry didn’t spontaneously appear because his conspiracy senses were tingling

THIS CLIP. LOVE IT.

only downside: steve did not get one of those pancakes. hashtag get steve a dannypancake 2k19.

[msbeeinmybonnet]

Right, so I couldn’t agree with you more @five-wow so I’m just sitting here nodding vigorously while trying to smother my pterodactyl noises.

But your list being “just” the highlights of that scene, I hope it’s okay if I add some more to it? (ﾉﾟ▽ﾟ)ﾉ  ✧˖° * ﾟ✲*☆

• I absolutely LOVE how non-blustery Danny is in this scene. Steve barges into his house, tries to steal his daughter’s pancakes, is clearly conspiring with his daughter but Danny? Danny just rolls his eyes and firmly tells Steve to not touch Gracie’s pancakes. This is the long-suffering resignation of a spouse who’s seen this shit a thousand times and that’s peak domesticity, people.

• Steve’s goofiness brings tears of joy to my eyes because remember the stiff, defensive-awkward person who tried to robot his way through life we were first introduced to in season one? Look at how far he has come. It’s a miracle and it’s all thanks to his ‘ohana and the Williamses particularly.

• DANNY BEING A SUPER-EXTRA MOTHER HEN IS CONFIRMED. BAM, BITCHES!

• Steve is clearly familiar with the levels of Danny’s post-injury Smothering, implying he’s been on the recieving end multiple times (bam, bitches — AGAIN!) and he recognizes that matzo balls means SRS BZNS.

• Okay, so, Steve’s comment about Danny being like a Jewish mother? Imma gonna use that as further evidence for my cashew!Danny headcanon. :D

• I honestly can’t come up with any heterosexual reason for “You never butter my pancakes.” In fact, seeing that line was a reply to Danny’s “I’ve got to butter your pancakes like you’re six?” I’m gonna have to throw a meaningful look at @lavvyan and say

• Steve and Gracie conspiring together is clearly not a first-time occurrence and I am dying. I’ll bet you anything that Gracie, being the smart cookie that she is, is a Pro Conspirator. Because if you’re a headstrong Williams but been taught Good Manners and want to keep your Nice Girl™ image, then you learn subterfuge — that way you get what you want without aggravating anyone. I mean, Danny saw through both of them right away, so it’s clearly a Thing he has experience with.

• «i’m surprised jerry didn’t spontaneously appear because his conspiracy senses were tingling» = JFC, I CAN’T BREATHE. — I guess the Domesticity was so intense that is cancelled out the Conspiracy? Since Jerry’s spider-senses don’t seem to triggered by adorable families being adorable.

• I’m 100% certain that once the case was over, Steve convinced Danny to have a pancake fest for all three of them in a cunning ploy to A) get delicious pancakes and B) make sure Grace ate properly. Because Steve might express it differently but he’s definitely a helicopter parent as well — just a sneaky Navy SEAL type.

• Can we also talk about the fact that Grace is a total sweetheart? She’s always been, imho, because her teenage antics have been incredibly mild and even when she was being bratty, a Look or a calm admonishment was all it took to get her to drop it. Gracie is an angel, is what I’m saying. And she continues to be incredibly sweet because even though Danny is driving her up the wall; she’s putting up a good front instead of resorting to sniping. Fighting with Danno is clearly the last thing she wants, hence why she begs Steve to interfere before she snaps. I just– I love Gracie, okay, and I love how she’s inherited Danny’s giant exuberant heart and that it’s still wide open and uninhibited. ♥

• In conclusion: This fanfic is A+ and I love it, where can I find more by this author?

[incorrect-mcdanno]

Danny: We shouldn’t have come. I knew it. We shouldn’t have come.

Steve: We had to. There’s safety in numbers.

Danny: Well, there’s also death in numbers, Steven. It’s called a massacre.

[alohaspaceman]

Danny doesn’t like CIA agents 🤔

Bonus gif from 3.24

[msbeeinmybonnet]

Hey, don’t forget 2.22 where Danny bulldozed into the CIA, got nabbed, gave lip through the whole interrogation and then fought his way out — all to make sure Steve got home safe.

(credit @flipse, from this gif set)

[lavvyan]

Also 4.21, in which Danny is completely unimpressed by the presence of the CIA and basically tells the military officer to go take a hike because this civilian ain’t movin’ from his boy’s bedside. 

Danny and (supposed) authority figures are like oil and water, which makes it all the more interesting to me that Danny more or less has gone wherever Steve pointed him from the very beginning. Complaining, yes, but he did it. Imagine some CIA drone informing Danny they’re partners now. Danny would laugh in their face. 

[shannoneditorauthor]

I would add to this, but @tari-aldarion tags about said everything I would have

[wildandwild]

[five-wow]

one day, steve will manage to trap a fleeing suspect under a bookcase because the chase takes them to a library or someone’s study or whatever, and the guy will be buried under a pile of books and when danny catches up to him, steve will go “look danno, i booked him for you” and on that day, danny williams will die of sheer indignant rage (but at least he will have died doing what he loved, which is yelling at steve)

[radi0gaga-deactivated20190224]

Alright all y'all cute little fuckers. You spend all year bitching about these dickfaces in office YOU BETTER GET YOUR CUTE LITTLE BOO-TAY-TAYS TO THE POLLS AND VOTE or we are all going to die, you know I ain’t being dramatic. And for all my Floridians, I ain’t tellin’ you how to live yo lives, but yes-on-4-no-on-6-KAY-GOODNIGHT

[radi0gaga-deactivated20190224]

And I swear if I can get 500 notes about Sebastian Stan eating pussy but not about FUCKING CHOOSING OUR FUCKING LEADERS imma slap every single one of ya’ll

[iheartmbm]

[mcdannowave]

Sometimes Danny cannot believe on what he just heard from Steve 😂

[snorlaxishere]

@coffeeaddictmac

Yes Steven 1-17

I had to do the whole scene cos I love it.

[alex-oloughlin-gallery]

McDanno From : S05E15

[wildandwild]

[osointricate]

Doris McGarrett: I wanted to protect my family.

Danny Williams: You fucked up two perfectly good kids is what you did

[b-n-a-o]

[boazpriestly]

Imagine if Steve McGarrett looked like this? 

Dear lord give me strength.

(also I need all the Tattoo Artist!Steve AUs)

@copbydayfangirlbynight @osointricate @theseprezelsaremakingmethirsty @pterawaters @weinsanedreamer55