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karolinqdean

#DASSSS RIGHT

mcdaughter-blog

damn katie, back at it again with a starter call!!

#Grey's anatomy rp #Chicago PD rp #ga rp #opentwrp

mcdaughter-blog

drabble.

you lived in an orphanage since you were two months old and you eventually travel to the united states from africa for a surgery that would save your life. the moment that derek christopher shepherd held you in his arms, an unbreakable bond was created between the both of you. you won’t remember it, but, you liked him from the moment you saw him —- you also stopped crying for the first time since the woman that accompanied you and other orphans could remember. a decision was made ; you would be adopted by him..

alas, your adoption is anything but easy. yet, your father and mother never give up the fight to call you their baby. many people said that they were the best parents for you, it just took the court and your social worker longer to realize it. you finally had a family of your own.

your first birthday passes and you are so loved by your father and mother. however, a plane crashed that caused the death of your aunt and the man you considered as an uncle. your parents survive, they come back to you and you are not an orphan again. your mother buys you a shirt as a pregnancy announcement for your father. you will no longer be their only child and while they worried that you will not handle having a sibling, you could not be happier. everything is great until it isn’t.

your father leaves for washington d.c. leaving you with your mother and little brother. you speak with him often over an electronic device but it is not enough. you miss him and you would take back the comment about wanting a car if he comes home. eventually, your mother tells you that your father is coming home to you and your family and you couldn’t be happier. alas, you stand in the hospital that was named after your aunt and honorary uncle with your brother and your mother tells the two of you that your father was in a car accident. you come from a long line of doctors and you know that doctors save lives. you believe that your dad will be fine, that he’ll finally be able to show you how to fish with the pink fishing pole he bought you or sing you to sleep or watch you dance. but, he can’t do any of those things you find out — because your mother tells you that he can’t be fixed. you keep asking your mother to go fix your dad because you know that she fixes everyone but she tells you that she can’t fix him. your father is dead and he is never coming home to any of you.

#this is my favorite thing that i've ever written on this blog lmao.

greysanatomysource

#♔ ┊ ᴡᴇ'ʀᴇ sᴜʀᴠɪᴠᴏʀs ; ᴍᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜ. ( daddy. )#I"M SOBBING.

annatarlordofgifts

Things I’ve Heard at Thanksgiving Dinner Meme

“[insert politician/political movement/bird migration] is ruining our economy.”

“They’re not usually this crazy.”

“Pass the tofu.”

“Is this a real turkey?”

“DONT PUT YOUR FACE IN THE PIE! too late…..”

“I’m thankful for [insert thing]”

“Your children are evil.”

“Grab that kid!”

“Damn it [football player], grab the damn ball!”

“Turn the football game down.”

“Who’s going to say the blessing?”

“Good friends, good meat, good God, lets eat.”

“What’s a giblet?”

“I am not putting my hand in a turkey’s butt.”

“Get your hand out of that thing’s butt.”

“The fryer caught on fire.”

“I rubbed so much butter on his butt.“

“THANKS OBAMA!”

“Why can’t I eat in the attic?”

“Can we go home now?”

“Pilgrims didn’t really wear black and white.”

“Princess Leia was not a pilgrim.”

“Pass the cranberry sauce.”

“Its not blood, its turkey guts.”

“You look like you murdered someone.”

“If we all survive this, it will be a miracle.”

“How many relatives do we have again?”

“I can’t eat another bite….. DESERT.”

“I’m stuffed like a turkey.”

“Time to leave.”

“Are you sure we’re related.”

“We’ve never met.”

“Where’s your [girlfriend/boyfriend]”

“When I was your age……”

“[relative] is talking about being ‘our age’ again.”

“When are you getting married.”

radiantresource

☃ Christmas Inspired Starters ☃

“I wasn’t sure what to get you.”

“When did this turn into an ugly sweater party?”

“I wish it would snow.”

“Wake up! It’s Christmas!”

“It’s Christmas Eve. That means I can open a present right?”

“Is this eggnog spiked?”

“Can you help me untangle these lights?”

“You can’t put alcohol in the hot chocolate.”

“Surprise! I’m your Christmas present.”

“I’d rather spend Christmas with you.”

“Who’d you piss off to get invited to this party?”

“You cannot do what you did last year.”

“Is that supposed to be a snowman?”

“Can I put the tree topper on this year?”

“I dunno, this tree looks a little bare.”

“Of course I would love spending Christmas with your parents!”

“Is it considered Christmas wine if I drink it on Christmas?”

“That tree isn’t even going to fit in the house! Why did you buy it without measuring it first?”

“I’d rather be someplace warm.”

“I burnt the ham, let’s just order a pizza.”

“Why is there a reindeer on my front lawn?”

“None of these Christmas lights work.”

“I slipped and fell on the ice.”

“I’m not any good at ice skating.”

“Here, you can wear my gloves.”

Thanksgiving Gone Wrong Starters

"There's no way this bird is fitting in that oven."

"Do I look like I know how to cook?"

"Here, help me get this cornish hen inside the turkey. I want to convince my sister the turkey was pregnant."

"If I hear one more Christmas song I'm going to throttle someone."

"My family made it a whole ten minutes before arguing this year."

"Backyard football got a little heated, can you meet me at the ER?"

"I need you to run back to the store."

"You didn't tell me that I had to kill the turkey!"

"I think the stuffing is laced with drugs."

"I don't think my mom has caught on yet that my brother's roommate is his boyfriend yet. She's letting them share a room."

"Don't you think it's a little racist the neighbors dress up their kids as Native Americans?"

"I'm lost somewhere between the dairy aisle and the end of the check-out line."

"Oh my God, I hate your family."

"I can't tell if your grandma is asleep on the couch or dead."

"What asshole decided to hold the election right before a major family holiday?"

"No, really, the bed in my room is too small to fuck on. It's like my parents are trying to sabotage me."

"The line for the bathroom is 12 deep."

"I'm still at the airport."

"Why do I smell something burning -- oh."

"You can't use fireworks to cook!"

"The turkey hotline blocked my number."

"Why is your head in the turkey?!"

Thanksgiving Gone Wrong Starters

"There's no way this bird is fitting in that oven."

"Do I look like I know how to cook?"

"Here, help me get this cornish hen inside the turkey. I want to convince my sister the turkey was pregnant."

"If I hear one more Christmas song I'm going to throttle someone."

"My family made it a whole ten minutes before arguing this year."

"Backyard football got a little heated, can you meet me at the ER?"

"I need you to run back to the store."

"You didn't tell me that I had to kill the turkey!"

"I think the stuffing is laced with drugs."

"I don't think my mom has caught on yet that my brother's roommate is his boyfriend yet. She's letting them share a room."

"Don't you think it's a little racist the neighbors dress up their kids as Native Americans?"

"I'm lost somewhere between the dairy aisle and the end of the check-out line."

"Oh my God, I hate your family."

"I can't tell if your grandma is asleep on the couch or dead."

"What asshole decided to hold the election right before a major family holiday?"

"No, really, the bed in my room is too small to fuck on. It's like my parents are trying to sabotage me."

"The line for the bathroom is 12 deep."

"I'm still at the airport."

"Why do I smell something burning -- oh."

"You can't use fireworks to cook!"

"The turkey hotline blocked my number."

"Why is your head in the turkey?!"

#( memes. )

calming starter sentences

"Its okay, I'm here."

"I'm not going to leave you."

"Everything is okay."

"I'm going to protect you."

"I believe in you."

"Hear my heartbeat? Just focus on that."

"You'll be alright, no one can hurt you now."

"You're not going to lose me."

"I love you."

"I'll stay right here, okay?"

"Just breathe."

"I'm okay, you're okay, we're okay."

"You're everything to me."

"I don't care what they think, to me, you are perfect."

"Do you want to talk about it?"

"You don't have to be alone."