Rich: Weller will go with Reade and Jane, you’ll be with… what’s her name…
Rich: you guys know who I’m talking about… the one with the… hair… what’s her name? She’s the one who’s got the… hair with the… I mean… she’s a little good with computers, not like me and and Patty good, but not too bad and she’s got that… the hair? She’s a little bit scary with the scowl and the… hair…
Tasha: I’m literally standing right here, you little piece of—
Team: ok, ok, let’s move on!
Reade: Rich where have you been?
Rich: I had to take soup to her abuela? ::points at Tasha::
Rich: you said this morning that your abuela has a terrible cold and Boston makes the mess chicken soup. It’s like magic. So i had him whip her up a batch and took it to her.
Rich: and you know how she is. She insisted I come in for a little chat and some of the best empanadas you could ever imagine.
Tasha: I’m sorry. You’re being serious right now?
Rich: of course. We’re a family. If your abuela is sick then my abuela is sick. We take care of each other.
Tasha: you can’t even remember my name 99% of the time!
Rich: oh come on, Samantha, you’re just being dramatic. By the way, she told me to tell you not to forget about lunch this Sunday. I’m bringing brownies.
Rich: ::walks into lab fuming:: omg patty I am devastated.
Patty: what? What is it Rich?!
Rich: I honestly thought Reade was a decent guy. Like, one of the last few remaining gentlemen in this dark world.
Patty: what happened Rich?
Rich: I just… I just never saw this coming. Not from someone as honorable and genuine as Reade.
Rich: he’s cheating on Zapata!
Patty: What?! He would never!
Rich: I just heard him. With my own two ears. I wasn’t eavesdropping on anything but I heard him.
Patty: what did you hear?!
Rich: he was on the phone with her. His mistress! Some floozy called Tasha.
Rich: who’s gonna tell Zapata? You or me?
Rich: I would tell her but I don’t think I could keep my emotions in check. I’m so angry right now.
Rich: what? Why do you keep saying my name?!
Patty: Tasha *is* Zapata. Her name is Tasha Zapata.
Rich: Tasha and Zapata are the same person?
Rich: excuse me, I’ve got an assistant director to apologize to. Brb.
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