crying in the club!

MOON GOD WITH ASTONISHING GIFT FOR METAPHOR.

[moonaffair]

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oc, 21+, highly selective. moon god, art therapist, resident ted talk orator with awful things to say—tsk'd @ with disapproving head shakes from diren! includes themes of ☆ mental illness, substance abuse, domestic violence, childhood trauma. dozens of verses from various old school anime, cartoons, tv shows, movies, final fantasy x, grand theft auto, king of the hill, wwf + wwe, terminator deltarune+undertale. live action and animated fc. ESTABLISHED 2017.

forgive the incomplete about page! health issues, haven't completed it, etc. don't worry. i can tell you everything.

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[loveridden1999]

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VENDETTAVALOR

An independent, selective, mutuals-only multimuse ft. Lucas Kumiega, the Breather, Tanner Grayton, the Kidnapper, the Noir, the Executioner, and more deep-dark antagonists from Reflect Studios' Welcome the the Game series!

18+ (21+ preferred), due to themes of graphic violence, crime, and substance use! (All triggers tagged as appropriate!)

OC, AU, and Crossover Friendly!

All characters heavily headcanon-based with original backstories!

As scripted by Vendetta Panda

[moonaffair]

*cracks my knuckles and breaks both my hands in the process*

Time To Get That Andy Griffith Show Verse Up, Babaaayyyy .

[moonaffair]

@monstyrious WHEN I CATCH YOUUUUU.

[moonaffair]

❝It's my birthday.❞

… Said in the exact same way he'd talk about getting a parking ticket.

[moonaffair]

omg tomorrow is virote's birthday. the misery persists.

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https://www.instagram.com/p/BxlIlrSlD2z/

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[valmillion]

walks out of a bar covered in kisses and I say "you should see the other guy" and you look in the bar and he's dead in a pool of blood

[loveridden1999]

thank god complaining is free #mycomplaints

[moonaffair]

love that in vi's deltarune verse, he's gonna realize that he's dead / a goner and has been all this time.

and he's really mad that he's still walking around like he's living.

wdym........... let him rest in peace.

[moonaffair]

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݁˖ anonymous. meme. still accepting!

sorry 4 answering this late, i have been struggling with every illness on planet earth and i've drank so much gatorade that it's making me feel like shit. but being dehydrated is also making me sick!!

anyway, i was the captain of the horticulture team from 10th grade to 12th. i can identify over 500 plants by sight, touch, and smell. and also my grandma is a forager, so i know what mushrooms u can eat, what can make you sick, what you can eat raw and what you can cook. i was raised to pick my own medicine! got a tooth ache? go out and pick some rabbit tobacco to smoke! body hurts? go out and pick some sassafras.

wanna smell good? also go pick some sassafras. it'll make u smell dreamy and fresh. chest hurts cuz you might have a cold? mullein. i got a tea and a tonic and a tincture and a smoke for everything because i was raised on the land and i was raised RIGHT by my muskogee grandmother.

as for being on the horticulture team and getting awards for it, it landed me a job at a greenhouse. that was fun. i do not enjoy taking care of ferns. i hate ferns.

anyway i kno one thing. i can make a stovetop with a working flame out of a tin can and eat any berry or green i deem fit and i can hunt, i will survive over anyone in an apocalyptic scenario.

[moonaffair]

i will NEVER IN MY LIFE forget when i called my dad and we talked for like 5 minutes but he was like ' can i get back to you? ' and i was like ' ... okay? ' and i heard a car trunk shut, and a bunch of clicks, and some guy say ' ay you got the AK? ' and then he hung up. i still dont know what happened, i was just raised by a buncha goddamn hoodlums. he called me back 2 days later and was like ' yeah im an arms dealer, i quit my job at family dollar. '

SIR?!

my entire family delivers devastating or troubling news in that nonchalant way. both mom and dads side...... and i feel like that's why i write vi the way he does.... he tells u something absolutely horrific, but he's eating an avocado roll, its whatever to him gorl.

he traumatized u but its just a friday.

[moonaffair]

*phone convo with grandma...*

gma: you should renew your gun license.

me: why? i haven't carried in like 15 years and i don't care to. i'm black ( in alabama of all places ) but i'm not helpless, i can beat ass without a weapon.

gma: you might turn out like your grandpa and you wanna be prepared.

(my grandfather killed 10+ people because he was in a nyc syndicate and brought that bullshit to the south so does she wants me to be a mobster or what.)

[moonaffair]

virote will compromise on a lot of things in relationships, but not kikimora: that is his emotional support animal. he has letters for her, he needs her. if you can't hang around cats, especially one as sweet as mizz kiki, too bad.