This is now my rpf indulgent side blog, used to be for normal shipping. Minors leave this will contain NSFW and weirdness. Dove very dead do not consume
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Pearl whined and pleaded with her eyes. Cleo let out a laugh, on the verge of a scoff, and immediately went back to what they were doing.
“Gem,” they drawled, as if Pearl wrapping her arms around them and nuzzling their neck was a common occurrence. Pearl liked to think otherwise. “Your dog is being needy again.”
A hot shiver ran down Pearl’s spine at their words. She shuddered against Cleo, who rolled back their shoulders.
“Comin’!” Gem’s voice seemed so far away while Cleo’s warmth was right there.
“Pearl,” they grunted, “I’m busy.”
Pearl simply whined, ran her hands on their thick arms tensed from their crouched posture over the table, and gently landed butterfly kisses on their neck. She smirked when Cleo shivered at her touch, because no matter how dominant and assertive they wanted to be, just a warm touch, a soft kiss, made them melt into a puddle.
Gem arrived at the scene with a puff. Pearl knew by that sound that Gem had her fists on her hips.
“Bad puppy,” she said sternly, snapping both her partners’ gaze towards her. Pearl’s pleading look almost made her stutter, but Cleo’s melting one steeled her resolve. “Bothering Cleo when they clearly don’t want to.”
Pearl tightened her grip on Cleo’s forearms, almost snarling. Instead, she hurried her face into their neck, inhaling their soft scent that screamed Cleo to her brain. Suddenly, a hand dug itself into her hair, and pulled harshly backwards. Pearl let out a sharp cry, her cunt throbbing at the sensation.
Gem’s hot breath was right on her ear, worsening the shudder that went down her groin. Cleo’s eyes pierced into hers, but Gem thrusted her hips against Pearl’s, gaining her attention immediately.
“Is my puppy disobeying me? Do I need to get the muzzle?”
Pearl shook her head, squeezing her thighs together when the heat coiling in her lower stomach started to boil. Gem huffed a chuckle and snapped her eyes to a dazed Cleo.
“What do you think, Cleo? Should I put it on its knees and learn to stay down?”
Cleo hummed, closing their eyes, and a smirk appeared on their lips. Pearl almost moaned at their reaction.
“It barely did anything. Look at it, it’s just begging to eat us out.”
Pearl nodded fervently, ass rubbing against Gem as whines escaped her throat. Gem only laughed.
“So desperate already? What a bad, needy mutt.”
She threw Pearl on the ground, forcing her to kneel as she shoved her head between Gem’s legs.
“If you can turn me on with just your tongue, I might let you pleasure Cleo properly.”
Every rendog video is like BY THE WAY GUYS did you know my AWESOME neighbor FALSE did this super cool build? Wow. Me and FALSE were talking the other day did you subscribe to FALSESYMMETRY yet??? Don’t raid me raid FALSE!!! I swear to god this man spends more time promoting false’s channel than his own
in my opinion, the question isn't "Is RPF ethical?" but rather "Are you engaging with RPF ethically?" and even more importantly, "Are you being stupid about it?"
I personally hate any kind morality thought policing. I'm not Catholic or religious and I do not feel guilty over my thoughts. You are not an inherently evil person because you saw two athletes in an interview and went "Hmmm...... what if...." The Feds are not going to come banging down your door because you wrote about one band member dicking down the other and sent it to your friend.
Wondering about other people's lives is very human. Being nosy about their personal lives is very normal. People have been writing fiction about other people's lives since the dawn of time. Some people even manage to write New York Times Bestselling Books that are "historical fiction" or "alternate reality." It does not make you inherently bad to be curious about the details of someone's personal life. That's being human. Being nosy is kind of fun.
The problem, however, comes with the ways in which people engage with it, and involve the real people in this. Harassing an musician's real girlfriend because it doesn't fit into the RPF ship. Showing up at real sporting events holding signs about how certain teammates should kiss. Trying to get actors to sign art of them fucking their coworker. Flooding social media with comments using the celebrity's full name and speculation. There's a line, there's a fourth wall, and there's fandom etiquette.
I hate the question of "Is RPF ethical" because it feels like morality thought policing. Post your fics on locked accounts, censor someone's name when you tweet about it, blow up your groupchat with hundreds of "DID YOU SEE THE WAY THEY LOOKED AT EACH OTHER??" texts. It's not inherently evil to wonder what other people are doing when they're out of the spotlight. Kill the cop in your mind.
But just have some basic decency and do not involve the real people. Don't cross the line without caring how it affects them. This is basic fandom 101 and lately we have been flying too close to the damn sun! Everyone get more normal about RPF so major news outlets and magazines stop posting articles about "Is RPF ethical?" and blowing up our spot!
i love you falseren ao3 because falseren is so inherently unmarketable that most people who write them have a Vision. it may not be a vision you personally like, but the authors are passionate, devoted, and clearly love this pair. nobody gets into falseren for the clout. clout what clout 😭 we are in definitely hell 😭❤️
falseren ao3 has such a funny existence because most “rarepairs” in the hc fandom on ao3 have pages dominated by smut/the ship being the background ship. but for falseren, regular smut/background ship fics only appeared AFTER they gained some popularity lmfao. absolutely wacky hetflop
Alright, let’s do this! Gemtho Fortnight 3: the Reckoning!
How this goes: y'all send in GeminiTay/Etho prompts over the next few weeks, I write 14 ficlets, and then I post them across a fortnight.
Rules:
Filling prompts is at my discretion (aka, not all prompts will be filled). I’ll pick 14 for the event and maybe if I’m feeling brave, I’ll fill more later.
Make sure Gemtho is the focus of your prompt! It doesn’t have to be filthy or even shippy, but they have to be there!
You can send in whatever prompts you want, but if there are any themes/kinks I’m not down with, I’ll ignore them.
Send them on or off anon. Whatever you’re comfortable with.
I probably won’t fill prompts that are super similar to the previous years, so try to spice things up! [2024 fills] [2025 fills]
If you care, you need to specify whether your prompt is for RPF or characters. Otherwise, I will pick and it will most likely be RPF.
At the moment, I’m not sure when I’ll start posting. I'm getting married next week so we're playing it loose lmfao please be patient with me 😘
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