"Delightful—I'm turning into a real neurotic."

she/her | 20s stay silly out there

[essektheylyss]

do you ever just

essek

[the-littlest-goblin]

[viciousmollymaukery]

[norwoods-dni]

[snoopyoftheday]

snoopy of the day

[sanlorenzoherald]

good morning

[sztupy]

[thatlittleegyptologist]

You’ll need the link!

Who wants to help Cards Against Humanity f*** with Elon Musk?

We got Musk off our land. Let's build a monument to remind him he's a sad little b**** with no friends.

[anarqueeen]

Got thrown out of the tarot reading for counting cards. fuck this place

[awritersbro]

me: *Closes three tabs of Wikipedia and nine of Mirriam-Webster* i can finally finish writing that tumblr post

[glovesdown]

your generational talent just fucking bit me

[doctors-star]

highly recommend keeping a small portrait of a historical figure who met a grisly end on your work desk. for perspective.

[doctors-star]

me: oh thomas cromwell, we're really in it now. every day i get emails.

the postcard of thomas cromwell i keep on my desk: i was on committees with the duke of norfolk. and they beheaded me.

me: yep. good point.

[doctors-star]

me: cromwell. cromwell this post has got too big and famous and people are starting to misunderstand me on it.

the postcard of thomas cromwell i keep on my desk: oh no! you achieved too much fame and status? and now people are misrepresenting you? should we strip your lands and title? have you been beheaded?

me: YES ALRIGHT FINE

[the-littlest-goblin]

The Get Down deserved to be prestige tv of all time never forget what netflix took from us never forgive

[beansfrombeans]

i hope you all think of me not just as your friend but as your mutual who likes your personal post like way too soon after you posted it

[animatedtext]

[merrymorningofmay]

"omg i LOVE it when love between characters is so strong it overrides the boundaries of flesh and selfhood, merging them into some sort of (un)holy chimera" — person who's uncomfortable with the idea of permanently sharing a bedroom with someone else

[you-are-another-me]

[ariadne-mouse]

omg I have uncovered a secret in the trailer

he is just a little guy

[ariadne-mouse]

EXCELLENT POST, ME FROM SEPTEMBER 2024. It is indeed a little (massive, razor-sharp) guy (sentient being of unknown gender)

[tarantula-hawk-wasp]

Trapped in the talkative cycle

[revvethasmythh]

that's how it works, right?

[officialpenisenvy]

think you the shiv bitch you not even the tom