[shepardlives]

“I’d kill for you. Please ask me to kill for you.” “No.” Is a top tier ship dynamic no I do not take criticism

[shepardlives]

The idea of a person being capable of incredibly immoral acts but held in check but their love of their partner sends me every time

[ii-zi]

yes

[joematar]

pairs well with this one

[animentality]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[zoi-no-miko]

SPIDERS GEORG ON ONE MILLION CREEP GUYS

[natequarter]

ONE MILLION SPIDERS ACHIEVED

[hugtheteadrinkthekitten]

I just found someone sharing this on twitter, so sorry that I don't have the link but omg

[broken-horn-of-equius]

Girlboss over here gaslighting the gatekeepers.

[violetutterances]

I wish Mythbusters was still around so we could see them fuck up a Cybertruck

[tammycraps]

I need y'all to see how this porn spelled ménage à trois

[poetry-protest-pornography]

Idk, I think the spelling adds a certain junuh say qwa

[catchymemes]

[animentality]

[katjohnadams]

At first they came for the porn sites and I said, "No, fuck you" because I've read the fucking poem.

[greater-than-the-sword]

When you're a kid you just take trees for granted. Then when you get to be an adult you realize that a fully mature tree cannot be created in an amount of time that fits in a convenient landscaping timeframe for love nor money nor all the powers of science. Then you realize that people are very very very cavalier about chopping them down

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[gothjeffskinner]

They actually made a formal set of guidelines for practice practice aboard ISS when the first Malaysian astronaut got to go to space!

[coolwitchaunt]

Planetes, by Yukimura Makoto

[minihood31770]

Link to the actual guidelines if you're curious like I was

[queerlove]

me: *catches myself being judgmental* me to me: i did not raise u this way

[thememedaddy]

[natalieironside]

The computer used to do something very basic & helpful and now it doesn't. I'm gonna complain

[softness-and-shattering]

The computer used to do something very basic & helpful and now it doesn't. I'm gonna complain.

[uncleasad]

[Image ID: Tweet from chuck 🏔️ @crowcialist ‘Typing “-ai” into my Google searches isn’t removing Al results anymore’ quoted by himself with response “Everyone being like well you gotta just install a VPN plus this other browser or you can add a bunch of additional limits to the search to maybe clean it up: I don't want to do all that. The computer used to do something very basic & helpful and now it doesn't. I'm gonna complain” /end ID]

[butterflyinthewell]

You have been booped by this empty wrapping paper tube.

Reblog to boop all of your followers with it.

[beavininabean]

Absolutely??

My followers deserve a boop, definitely. And, like, a nice, affectionate one.

[blackpowwer-blog]

REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches

[jinglepancakebells]

I got Sonic the Hedgehog.

Sonic the freaking Hedgehog.

Maybe I cracked the egg too fast.

[pikachucastiel-deactivated20220]

I GOT A SPARKLY NICHOLAS CAGE

[tooruchans-deactivated20170428]

I GOT LUKE HEMMINGS ROLLING HIS EYES WHAT THE HELL

[tygermama]

NICOLAS FREAKIN’ CAGE

[beebisbeeble]

I GOT A FUCKING GUN

[lovenotesfromj]

GWENDY’S TIRESIAS WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THERE

[moenellatheclown]

I GOT MY MOOTIE’S NIKOLA DESIGN???

[zeus-offical]

okay how does this work

[can-tab-eater-offical]

Idek it just hatched and I found ominous David Tennant….

[joulstube1987]

i got milky way cookie

[defendorofkitten]

What shall I get

[kahran042]

I got some celebrity who I don’t recognize.

[viralfrog]

[anarqueeen]

a watched nut never busts. or something. i dont fucking know what you people find funny anymore. 9/11.

[anarqueeen]

why is this the one

[only-cat-memes]