Adult life is already so goddamn weird.

Hi I’m Madeline, I’m 23 and I have a basketball game tomorrow.

[boydykedoctor]

Murray Monday

[hardfeedaddress-deactivated2026]

It’s that time of year again….

[magrittr]

I hate you polyester. I hate you rayon. I hate you acrylic. I hate you “40% cotton 60% other material.” I hate you polypropylene. I hate you “pleather.” I hate you nylon. I hate you synthetics and synthetic blends.

[magrittr]

I love you cotton. I love you linen. I love you silk. I love you hemp. I love you plant leather. I love you wool. I love you bamboo. I love you alpaca. I love you jute.

[chainsawder]

send post

[toastbutteregg]

[huffylemon]

[mazzystargirl]

they should rename him andrew girlfriend

[lastoneout]

discovered that wordle is a fantastic way to forget every single word in the entire english language and awaken the part of your brain that still remembers being a primordial amoeba

[lastoneout]

[pollyjean]

today my mom and i met a colobus monkey at the zoo who posed for pictures and then my mom held out her phone to show him the pictures of himself. he was looking at the phone screen for like a full minute i wish i could like understand what was going on in his head

[pollyjean]

[sottopressione1]

Time for Teletubbies

[vermintine]

Elder Sunbaby, The Daymaker by JR Eisma

[lanibgoode]

@elodieunderglass

[elodieunderglass]

Ok so this guy is now “expanding the cinematic eldertubbies universe” to great acclaim on instagram. Good hustle. good grift. What shall I do to escalate on my end

[bagofbonesmp3]

i want him

[kalichnikov]

[mspaintly]

[surprisebitch]

this was so wild

[camille-the-space-ghost]

Someone explain

[thefirstanomally]

The first sentence says 32 and 13 implying that the speaker is 32 years old and their girlfriend is 13 years old, which is both highly inappropriate and illegal. The next sentence reveals the speaker was talking about their game levels, not their ages, which is perfectly okay.

In their reply to the audience they then say they are picking her up from middle school, again implying that their girlfriend is underage, but quickly state she’s grading papers letting us know she’s a teacher, definitely an adult, and there no reason to be upset.

The rollercoaster gif portrays how switching from upset and worried to relieved in such a short period of time feels emotionally.

The next meme shows the guy panicking from misunderstanding, then feeling relieved and calm realizing the truth, only to panic over the next misunderstanding and then calm again when hearing the end.

[amishsicario]

[yd12k]

the above explanation is followed by a picture of data from star trek with a speech bubble's tail coming out of him, implying he's the one saying all of that, which is humerous because the above text is written in a style similar to his speech patterns, and with a subject matter he would enjoy

[spiral-dragon-king]

[crack-fic-casey]

This is the worst website ever and I love it.

[pr1nceshawn]

Survival Myths That Could Do More Harm Than Good.

[thahalfrican]

[queenstravelingdarling]

I….they out here trying to kill us with these myths!!!!

[toastbutteregg]

[mysticbaconslice]

hey someone ask me what my least favorite piece of home decor in my room is

[mysticbaconslice]

it’s my old ass piss flavored lava lamp

[mysticbaconslice]

first of all

Dave is a fucking guest

[electronicgallery]

In the Library by Auguste Toulmouche

[marzipanandminutiae]

I wonder if people realize- and this is not necessarily a bad thing! -how many women in Auguste Toulmouche paintings are randomly exposing their underwear

that white “skirt” is her petticoat. an undergarment. why, logically, is her outer skirt hiked and a good foot of petticoat showing? no clue. she’s also in a library in evening attire (low neckline, short sleeves), so. go figure

this lady is just in a bolero jacket over her corset-cover (the white part). as you do

We are once again chilling with our corset-cover out here

everybody has their Thing. this man’s Thing was the equivalent of women in open blazers over bras, apparently

this one doesn’t even have her corset on, let alone a corset-cover or outer bodice

are you. are you telling me you DON’T clasp flowers to your chest in a garden while half-dressed (bonus loose hair for even greater DeshabilleTM)

what is with the vest. she is down to her innermost layer of clothing from the waist up- but with a little vest. maybe you had to be there

in conclusion: Toulmouche was incredibly talented and had a very specific fetish

[einsatzgroping-deactivated20220]

The Tolkien society is mad that someone used an image they have a copyright on because they bought the physical copy and God fuck the Tolkien society so hard.

[tophthegoph]

Holy shit they made a Tolkien nft

[sapokanikan]

non-fungible tolkien