what the....?

Joel McHale Entertainment Journalist for Stonecastle Newspaper.

[jeffanniesstuff]

[bustrkeaton]

JEFF WINGER in COMMUNITY 2.21 flaunting the kind of self-assurance I aspire to

[mchale-x]

text to alison

[Joel]: Hey you.

[boysappetit]

Joel McHale

[igneous]

I see your value now.

[timbradford]

[eugenewyd]

I’ve never been busier! I’m very excited, and very tired, and especially since I get to work in my tiger onesie. How are y'all coping with working from home? Or are you no longer working from home?

[mchale-x]

There hasn’t been much work for me to do, so it’s awesome that you’re getting to stay busy. Especially in something so comfortable. Best of both worlds. I’m going out of my mind with all the filler stuff I have to write. Feels unnecessary. 

[mchale-x]

&& an unsent letter to alison

@alisonxbrie​

Alison,

Well, my secret is out and I’m incredibly ashamed. I don’t think that I can face you right now or for a while. I know that what I did was terrible. Absolutely awful. I put people in danger. You’re such a good person and I couldn’t stand the idea of disappointing you. I was heartbroken, but it still doesn’t excuse what I did.

I’ve loved you for a long time. Every time I’m around you, you bring out the best version of me. Yeah, I’m an asshole, but you make me less of one. I never made a move because you’re too good for me and because I’m so much older than you. Then you started dating Dave and I hoped it wasn’t serious, but then you got engaged and any small glimmer of a chance I had was over. 

After you broke up, you left, and I didn’t get a chance to talk to you about any of this. I don’t know if I would have, but I didn’t have the option anyway. Now that you’re back, things have been great, until this secret came out. Now... who knows.

The only thing I do know is that even after all this time, I’m still in love with you.

-Joel

[mchale-x]

alisonxbrie‌:

Alison beamed when she saw Joel. He looked good, really good. “How do I know I can trust you?” She teased, looking over at him with a smile still playing on her lips. She was still unsure where she stood with Joel but that didn’t change how she felt about him or how she felt when he was around. 

“Well... I suppose you don’t know,” he leaned up against the bar. “But isn’t that the fun of it?” Joel winked playfully. Ever since it had come out that Joel had feelings for her for a long time, he had been kind of avoiding her for the sake of his own pride, but she had always been hard to stay away from. “You know, I’m suddenly glad that I came out tonight.

[alisonxbrie]

If there was anything Alison loved, it was a themed party. She was so excited to get dressed up and dance the night away. When she got to the party she let out a small gasp at how cute everything looked. She was lucky the town would host these events for her. Alison walked over to the bar and ordered her drink. “I guess we shouldn’t tell anyone about the alcohol, right?” She giggled to the person next to her. 

[mchale-x]

Joel had been back and forth on if he wanted to go to this dance. It seemed a little silly to go to a town dance at his age. At the last minute he decided to go to check things out. Perhaps it would give him something good to write about for work. Putting on a suit, he made his way down there. The man saw a familiar face at the bar and walked over to her. “Well I won’t tell if you don’t,” Joel smirked, waving down the bartender for a drink. 

[brianna-hansons]

[alisonxbrie]

wingersedison‌:

You’re becoming dangerous, Annie.It’s those doe eyes.

@mchale-x​

[mchale-x]

Are you with Alison?

Yes. I am finally happily married to Alison.

[mchale-x]

AlisonBrie: @mchale-x Old man!

mchale-x: @AlisonBrie Don't remind me.

[mchale-x]

mchale-x: I found a grey hair today, so naturally it's time to give up.

[youmustloveme]

Joel McHale

[mchale-x]

AlisonBrie: Can someone please come stretch me out?

mchale-x: @AlisonBrie 😏

[alisonxbrie]

advanced revelations | joellison

Alison was on her way to Joels and she didn’t know what was going to happen. Between her secret and his, her head was a mess. She couldn’t believe that Joel ever had feelings for her. She knew she was young when they met and the just over 10 years between them may have been a little awkward. But what had stopped him from letting her know in the past few years? Alison tried to focus on the song that was playing on the radio to distract her but her mind was racing. Joel was… Joel. He was sweet and funny and charming. She didn’t want to live a life without him. As the thoughts played in her mind, she couldn’t help but smile. He was always there for her no matter what. The way he would smile at her made her want to soar. Was she… in love with him? It was like the realisation hit her like a ton of bricks. Had she been so blind before? She parked outside of his place and took a deep breath. They had to talk before anything else. She walked up to his door and knocked on it, holding onto the straps of her purse as she waited for him to open the door. 

@mchale-x

[mchale-x]

Joel could honestly kill whoever was behind this hacking. He wasn’t sure how they could possibly know about his feelings for Alison, but he was pissed they outed them along with his DUI. The man knew that Alison was mad at him and he wasn’t really sure how to make it better. On top of that, Alison’s secret had mentioned something about her having feelings for him, but also two other men. Once they decided she was going to come over, the man made himself a glass of whiskey and sat on the couch, thinking about what he was possible going to say. Joel wasn’t sure this day would ever come. Looking down at the whiskey tumbler in his hand, he swirled the brown liquid around the ice. Joel wasn’t always the best with being vulnerable and expressing his emotions, but he knew there was no way Alison was going to let him off easy. Upon hearing the knock at the door, Joel stood up, putting the glass down on the table, and walked over to it. Inhaling deeply, he opened the door. “Hey...,” he breathed out.