//Behold friends, moots and new peeps a pinned post! Behold not the one, certainly not the only, and the incredibly weird and feeble Peanut! This a multifandom, multimuse blog. Fandoms include; apothecary diary, lord of mysteries, to be hero x, and more.
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It comes off as a common sense to not simply take her words at face value. This phantom king knows better to simply entertain her in return with an equally playful question tinged with a rightful doubt over her own cunning ploy. A simple affirmation was not within her expectation in the very first place as she intends to further ensnare him to this little game that she’d planned in her head. The way he carries himself with sheer confidence and towering sense of pride beyond measure, makes it feel as though she is gazing upon a reflection of herself.
“Hmm, as expected of one of the great calamities,” she croons, appraising him with an inquisitive gaze. “Are you perhaps… suspicious that I intend to beguile you and take advantage of your kindness?” There’s no denying that she is intrigued by the way he perceives her. Still, there is no denying that such antics are merely in her nature. “Ahahaha, I take no offense of that. Such is the nature of a fox as many believe.” Both of her hands are raised with open palms.
“However, there is no denying that you have shown me nothing but hospitality…” In that moment, her honeyed hues gleam like specks of gold, while dark lashes softly flutter in a coquettish display. “Or is that another part of your plan to beguile me instead?”
"You sound rather confident you can?" He teased right back, not bothered in the slightest. He's played this game before, and he's hoping she could at least make it a little bit fun for him.
Everyone just wants to come and gamble thinking that they can win when it was a simply matter of fact: the house never loses. The one placing the bet never wins. He always comes out on top and the others around him just get strung along until he takes everything of value. It gets old.
It is so very boring, it's why he doesn't bother visiting the gamblers while they give away everything of value; legs if they are fast, heart if he is just feeling petty, eyes if their vision is sharper than most, hands from the artists and poets and musicians. Life of a man's daughter and the happiness of her future marriage. It's all very boring when there is really no stakes on his end and nothing to really lose.
"And no need to be so suspicious," his long legs crossed at the ankles. He grinned at her like she was a little mouse about to be crushed in his vulpine jaws. Though admittedly if she were to be geniunely that easy he would be sorely disappointed, "I am simply killing time while I wait for someone very important to me. Now do not assume my hospitality is free, after all no king of this town gets by giving away free gifts. People might think I favor you."
//Heads up peeps, friends and moots I will barely talk to but wave to from across the internet: this is written while I am on hiatus but being on hiatus has not stopped me from thinking things or trying to clear out shit instead of letting it all pile up to do when I do come back.
I have a lot of asks, stuff in general and headcanons I am compiling in my queue and I'll turn back on the queue when I come back so expect to see ALOT of posts that I have been writing while taking a break for the dash. There is no order, rhyme or reason just stuff thrown in as I see fit then shuffled to hell. I don't even know what will post next or when.
//For shits and giggles since I think this like matters to exactly 1 person (me) also so I can type out my caffeine powered thoughts; Pei Ming is both hypersexual and somewhere on the aromantic spectrum. Probably so far on the aromantic spectrum that he could and only would fall in love (maybe) once in his entire life, which considering he is over 800 years old and could live for thousands of years with a body count higher than grains of sand on a beach that is saying something.
He likes sex. Enjoys sex but he isn't necessarily open to romantic love nor is he particularly receptive to it. He can feel love, he loves Wudu and Ling Wen. Losing one of them would absolutely gut him. He cares for people that are important to him (which basically amounts to a handful of people).
In general for 99.99% of people the second he picks up they are getting feelings deeper than lust, respect or friendship he is uncomfortable and quick to leave. There is a reason that he tells people sleeping him with it is temporary and no strings attached and that is because with him feelings that aren't lust should be left at the door.
I won't say he is completely aromantic because there probably is very very very specific circumstances but it's so unlikely that there really is no point in saying it could happen until it just accidentally does one day.
❛ i can carry that for you. ❜
❛ i can come over, if you don't want to be alone. ❜
❛ i can go with you, so you don't have to do this by yourself. ❜
❛ i can keep you warm. ❜
❛ i can listen for as long as you need me to. ❜
❛ i can make breakfast while you stay in bed. ❜
❛ i can make you laugh. just give me a minute. ❜
❛ i can remember enough for both of us. ❜
❛ i can share mine with you. ❜
❛ i can stay with you a little longer. ❜
❛ i can take care of you for once. ❜
❛ i can wait for you here. ❜
❛ can i keep this? it reminds me of you. ❜
❛ can i keep you company? ❜
❛ can i kiss you? ❜
❛ can i lay my head in your lap? ❜
❛ can i see you smile again? ❜
❛ can i take care of you tonight? ❜
❛ can i tell you how pretty you look? ❜
❛ can i tell you something silly? ❜
❛ can we just do nothing today? ❜
❛ can we stay like this a little longer? ❜
❛ can you come a little closer? ❜
❛ can you hold me for just a second? ❜
❛ can you promise you'll text when you get home? ❜
❛ you can always come home to me. ❜
❛ you can be as clingy as you want. i don't mind. ❜
❛ you can be soft here. ❜
❛ you can come over whenever you miss me. ❜
❛ you can have the last bite. ❜
❛ you can have this; it was supposed to be yours anyway. ❜
❛ you can hide here for a while. ❜
❛ you can keep looking at me like that. ❜
❛ you can keep my heart. i wasn't using it anyway. ❜
❛ you can kiss me again, if you want. ❜
❛ you can lean on me. ❜
❛ you can pick the music. ❜
❛ you can stay as long as you want. ❜
❛ you can stay close to me, i like that. ❜
❛ you can take my hand. ❜
LAND OF THE LOST. Multimuse, multifandom roleplay blog. Danmei focused but fandoms included; to be hero x, apothecary diary, heaven official's blessing, grandmaster of demonic cultivation, jujutsu kaisen, so on. Very cross over and oc friendly!
21+, no personals. carrd.
//COMPREHENSIVE LIST OF SHIPS AND IMPORTANT SHIP INFORMATION.
*Note: I cap at 3 versions of a ship per muse MAX. I will be exclusive or cap it at 2 as I see fit. Also if we have a ship on this blog and it isn't listed please tell me!
Exclusives.
Nanami - oc exclusive ship with Hotaru at solarisligatus.
Choso - oc exclusive ship with Eros at lovesfolly.
Xiao Jiming - single ship with Qiuyu at tragedicn (on my end).
Chiye - main ship/owned by Zechuan at tragedicn.
Dragon Boy - exclusive ship with Nuonuo at protectivemuses.
Muses With Very Specific Preferences.
Lan Wangji - Will only be shipped exclusively with portrayals of Wei Wuxian/Wei Ying.
Xiao Chiye - Will only be shipped romantically with Shen Zechuan, primary ship is tragedicn. Open to outside ships exclusively when he is written between the ages of 18-22.
Hua Cheng - Will only be shipped with Xie Lian at tragedicn and protectivemuses.
Ships/Ship Tags.
Choso.
lovesfolly/eros || oc exclusive
blood and healing ; choso x eros || lovesfolly
Dragon Boy:
protectivemuses || nuonuo, exclusive ship
an act of becoming better for someone else ; dragon boy x nuonuo || protectivemuses
Feng Xin:
protectivemuses || mu qing
through the centuries you have been there in hate and love ; feng xin x mu qing || protectivemuses
tragedicn || mu qing
you get on every single one of my last nerves and i still love you ; feng xin x mu qing || tragedicn
He Xuan:
protectivemuses || qingxuan
get in the water ; he xuan x shi qingxuan || protectivemuses
Hua Cheng:
protectivemuses & captivemuses
the two parts of our whole are not complete without you ; san lang x hua cheng x xie lian || captivemuses & protectivemuses
tragedicn || xie lian
for you are which my heart longs for ; san lang x xie lian || tragedicn
Kento Nanami:
solarisligatus/hotaru || oc exclusive
i will meet you in a safe place ; nanami x hotaru || solarisligatus
Lang Wangji:
protectivemuses || wei wuxian
captain dipshit and his most devout apologist ; lan wangji x wei wuxian || protectivemuses
tragedicn || wei wuxian
will you follow him into the dark? ; lan wangji x wei wuxian || tragedicn
Mo Ran:
tragedicn || mo ran
may i one day be worthy of your love ; mo ran x chu wanning || tragedicn
Xiao Chiye:
tragedicn || mo ran
if i could dive into you would you see beneath my waves?; xiao chiye x shen zechuan || tragedicn
Xiao Jiming:
tragedicn || xiao jiming
for you my heart will always return; xiao jiming x qiuyu || tragedicn
𓂃 ࣪˖ ִֶ♱ ྀིྀ 𓌹 𓉸ྀི 𓌺 ⊱༒︎ ཀ ࣪˖❛ ❛ And so you have laid claim to the whole table ? Are you some kind of territorial animal? ❜ ❜˖ ࣪ ཀ Kaiden wonders with a slight tilt of his head. The echoing of chewing from the other presents echolocation with the vibrating outlines of a hunched-over feral beast. There are temptations to poke to see a reaction.
ཀ ࣪˖❛ ❛ I might not get out much, but last time I checked, Bears cannot speak... and they do not sit at tables. Perhaps try acting like a person. ❜ ❜˖ ࣪ ཀ
He looked at the other several long seconds. Before moving over his chair before slowing stopping eating. After he swallowed all he said coolly, "I don't lay claim to this table. I lay claim to my space at the table."
He had no intention of moving, but nor did he particular want company. Blinking slowly he moved his plate closer to him. "And I'm not bear."
Likely closer to some carnivorous sea serpent or a crocodile. Not friendly, territorial of his space but little concern from that which was immediately outside of that space.
//Just let it be known some of my favorite parts of Wangji and Wuxian is;
-> Wuxian was playing gay chicken with a man that was gay for him and literally not interested in ANYONE else.
-> Wangji is a brat tamer until he drinks exactly one glass of alcohol, promptly falls asleep then becomes Wuxian's brat when he wakes up shit faced.
-> Wangji is so protective of this disaster of a man.
-> I won't explain but at one point they literally have a "I left you unattended for five minutes how did you do this?" moment
-> I usually don't say my muses are tops or bottoms exclusively but like Wangji is 100% a dominant top for a man that is about as modest as a nun during a sermon. Now if Wuxian asked... then maybe.
@mcirei asked: ❛ you can have the last bite. ❜ - choso
How immediately the smaller's tail is wagging. They lean forward, mouth open until the bite is given to them. A hand comes to cover their mouth as they hum and squirm happily in their seat. How sweet of him! Oh, Eros adores him!
"It's nothing." And he meant that. He enjoyed their meal but hardly enough to take that last bite for himself. He hadn't even considered it before offering it to Eros because as far as he was concerned why would he. Give to those that matter to him, no matter how big or small.
"You seemed to enjoy it." He said, shrugging his shoulders as he looked to the side. It was well past dark and the giant clock on a building across the street said it was near midnight. "We'll have to move soon."
//He Xuan and Shi Wudu "get in the water" but like a ship. Not even them with each other because claws out all day every day and I cannot think of a feasible way to stay in character but like this song as the basis of a ship.
//Going to try to tackle my inbox. Does anyone want a starter? Specifying muse not required, if you don't and I don't have an idea what you want though I will throw He Xuan or Hua Cheng at you.
"Are you just figuring this out?" Clenched jaw and sneer in place, his head cocked to the side. "Get moving, you're lucky you aren't joining him."
He didn't offer words of assurance. He wouldn't tell Qingxuan that even if though he had given Qingxuan so many damn chances to stay out of this, go to the world of mortals and live out his far less lavish existence in peace he had no qualms with the other. Nor how it was his own fault for not listening and he wouldn't have had to know his brother died unless that damn General or their harpy sworn sister told him.
And if he wouldn't say that then there was no way he intended to tell Qingxuan he knew this sweet spoiled former god didn't have what it took to kill his own brother. That the second his oh so doting older brother tried to hurt him He Xuan was going to kill him anyway. He supposes it was just lucky for Qingxuan this deposed god was as soft as he was.
He could have done anything but he had to throw himself into this mess.
"You've overstayed your welcome. Now come on."
@protectivemuses asked, ❛ that's it? it was all just a lie? ❜ / Qingxuan to He Xuan ofc
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