the endgame of her coffee gambit

Hi! I'm Bismuth, ze/hir pronouns please

[fragilesoftmachines]

steven: You might not believe it, you might not belie~ve it

steven: but you've got a lot in common, you really do

a tall woman: [saunters into the room]

greg and pearl: [start blushing]

steven: see?

[fragilesoftmachines]

Ghost, leap from my heart

8Tracks

There’s the core of a beautiful and powerful idea in Yuri Kuma Arashi, for all its storytelling and fanservice flaws

This is a mix about that idea

01 | forest | zoë keating 02 | moon | sia 03 | afraid | neko case 04 | storm | peter gresser 05 | kisses | tracy bonham 06 | falling | haim 07 | mary | sparkadia 08 | alive | gabrielle aplin 09 | cinders | sarah blasko 10 | ghost | antony & the johnsons 11 | lillies | bat for lashes

[fragilesoftmachines]

grab a bottle of champagne and shoot me

8TRACKS

Youtube playlist

garak sends a mixtape back p much

created as a companion piece/response to @magnetsandneato‘s bashir mix

it’s a sin / pet shop boys || tainted love / soft cell || relax / frankie goes to hollywood || the hunter gets captured by the game / grace jones don’t you want me / the human league || i saved the world today / eurythmics || believe / cher || it’s all coming back to me / celine dion || i am what i am / gloria gaynor || (i can’t help) falling in love with you / ub40

[jokesontoast]

There are only 2 genders

Please people thee are only two genders…. I can’t believe that Tumblr is allowed to exist and make up all these ridiculous identities and not have all its users in mental health facilities. 

[magnumbot-deactivated20240227]

someone reblog this with the two real genders because this guy sure as heck didnt specify

[09nerorelatable]

Pokemon and Digimon

[horuss-moved234567865-deactivat]

sun and moon

[miyushinoharaofficial]

super trans and mega trans

[mcfucko-deactivated20180520]

chungo and scrungus

[dfbdbdghngfnfgngfnghfghghfh-dea]

salt and pepper

[inter5tellas]

Neither and both

[followpearlpinesnotthisblog]

Nintendogs 1 & 2

[goth-gay]

handmaiden and fuedal lord

[filthyheretic-deactivated201901]

Birdemic: Shock and Terror and Birdemic 2: The Resurrection

[thatstoomanypilots]

Team lads and team gents

[fuckyouroosterteethproductions]

Achievement Hunter and Funhaus

[thresholdofzero-deactivated2018]

Khal Drogo and Not Khal Drogo

[jupitersaurus-deactivated201807]

Mario and Luigi

[funkpunkandrollmuhfucka2]

Tom and Jerry

[boy-and-girl-crazy123456]

Ass and tiddies

[cultural-goldmanism]

Star Trek and Star Wars

[yteicosanievilew]

Simon and garfunkel

[realvladimirlenin-deactivated20]

Primmie and techie

[ajkurdcvbhjytfgv-deactivated201]

ML and anarchist

[heylookitsarevolution]

I Want to Believe & The Truth Is Out There

[7outerelements]

Take the sardines and Leave the sardines

[antiuwuaction-deactivated201804]

twink and bear.

[piperwrightsboobs]

Wreck-It Ralph and Fix-It Felix

[amaralesbian]

The Office (UK) and The Office (US)

[vampirismadvocate]

Baroque and Romantic

[ussenbyprise]

Atlas and P-Body

[warriortomaiden]

Casual and Hardcore

[spiroandthelacktones]

Disney channel and Cartoon Network

[talbot-drake-deactivated2018091]

RWBY and RvB

[riolas32]

summer and winter

[seismic-lawns]

Doctor Who and Sherlock

[trophyhusban-deactivated2021051]

brave and default

[fatal-flora-deactivated20191104]

Melodic death metal and symphonic metal 

[rednines]

Naruto and Sasuke

[anarcho-smarmyism]

The Apple Bottom Jeans and the Boots With the Fur

[hollowedskin]

art nouveau and art deco

[chisase]

shitposting and night blogging

[ghostoffice]

goth and prep 

[tuulikki]

Bagginses and Sackville-Bagginses.

[nightmare-kisser]

Deez Nuts and Dem Tiddies

[lillianvalnala]

Hamilton and Wicked

[iamfuckingtrash]

P1 and P2

[pyotrilyiich-deactivated2018030]

Federalist or Democratic-Republican

[yerblues000]

Joestars and Zeppelis 

[askthefriskiestfrisk-deactivate]

L and N

[tem-ily-blog]

Sans and Papyrus

[ask-echo-and-marissa]

Self propelled armored artillery and self propelled assault gun. THERES A DIFFERENCE PEOPLE!

[madamebutterflycircus-blog]

Manga and comics

[djmalabite-blog]

Coiny and Nickel.

[mike-princeofstars]

Battle For Dream Island and Inanimate Insanity

[shitpostingvevo]

Chicken nuggets and mac and cheese

[nunyabizni]

Steak and potatoes

[girls-to-avoid]

Leafy and Keemstar

[anti-feminism-pro-cats]

valour and mystic

[girls-to-avoid]

for fun and for glory

[sexyandemo]

Attack Helicopter and Dank meme

[seems-queer-to-me-deactivated20]

Shits and Giggles

[yourmemeson]

Northern Ireland and Ireland Ireland

[wormsdyke]

Lowkey and highkey

[lumosinlove]

Fries and chips

[colormecloudy]

Parks and Recreation

[idontevenhaveone]

Toilet paper over and toilet paper under.

[stephendann]

Empire and Rebellions

[sharpestrose]

dubs and subs

[fragilesoftmachines]

montagues and capulets

[neo-rama]

WOW! it’s BISMUTH! i haven’t seen her since middle school! don’t miss the  BISMUTH half hour special! boarded by Katie Mitroff, Lamar Abrams, Colin Howard & Jeff Liu!

[joethejohnston]

Had the privilege of directing tonights special half-hour episode! Everyone get ready for BISMUTH!!! 

[tinyprofit]

Matilda Ascends Accompanied By Tulip

[starhalation]

there she goes

[pipistrellus]

i dont know why every like, forced bedsharing fic is always AND THEN, DESPITE THEIR ATTEMPTS TO KEEP TO THEIR OWN SIDES OF THE BED, THEY WOKE UP IN A TENDER EMBRACE like

have any of you ever… ever shared a bed, with anyone,

[aprilwitching-deactivated201808]

#despite their attempts to keep to their own sides of the bed ONE OF THEM SOMEHOW THREW ALL THE PILLOWS ON THE FLOOR#STOLE THE BLANKETS#AND FORCED THE OTHER PERSON TO MASH THEMSELVES IN BETWEEN THE BED AND THE WALL.

[cl-hilbert]

I want to read this fic.

[sugarfey]

And then the cat jumped on the bed, and the blanket fight was officially Lost.

[liz-squids]

“They lay perfectly still all night, each silently terrified that, if they relaxed, they would fart.”

[fragilesoftmachines]

“No matter where she rolled, the Snuggle Monster pursued. Over and over again through the night she would roll away, almost fall asleep, and then --

The Dread Arm would wrap around her, and she felt like she was going to catch fire. How was it possible for one woman to produce so much waste heat, and why did she instinctively cuddle in the middle of summer?”

[heathyr]

Most people I know had that one movie as a kid; that one movie that they would watch over and over and over to the resigned acceptance of their parents. I’ve always thought that movie says something about a person. What was your movie?

[fragilesoftmachines]

oh no and now he's doing the twitchy dream thing. he keeps flicking me with an ear this is too much!!

[fragilesoftmachines]

Look at this bullshit little kitten!! Just look at what I have to live with!

[fragilesoftmachines]

For full context: he WILL NOT fall asleep on my chest or stomach, he absolutely has to be pressed up against part of my face. I'm like a security blanket for him or something

[fragilesoftmachines]

Look at this bullshit little kitten!! Just look at what I have to live with!

[fragilesoftmachines]

mentions of #csa apologism and really gross manipulative behaviour

i am so sorely tempted to go and spend 200 dollars I don’t have just to fucking force That Person Who I Don’t Want On My Blog to either put up or shut up on that whole “If you donate that much I will agree with literally everything you say”

because holy shit, the level of self-involved nastiness it takes to look at young people angry about how you’ve opined that 20+ year old just can’t help but sexualise teenagers... and tell them unless they pay money to a service you’ve decided on they have no right to express that discomfort

after years of doing things like sending your followers to harrass teenage trans women because they approached you about your gross cis assumptions!

and then to act like somehow you’re the true victim in a “witch hunt” because people aren’t just letting you say what you want at this moment in time

i want the people hurt by that to get a full fucking apology. nobody deserves to have their concerns mocked like this, especially teenagers talking about how they’re not comfortable with adults sexualising them.

[suggestivecacti-deactivated2018]

[acidwashwerewolf]

Hard copies of my comic Chicks Dig Giant Robots is now available for purchase on Gumroad!

Five girls, five robots, a kaiju, you know how it is. What’s more punk rock than defending the Earth?

Purchase comes with free digital copies of the comic, and signed editions are available. Supplies are limited so get it while you can!

If you’re only interested in buying the digital version that’s available too!

[tinyprofit]

hey those are half off today

prev page start?

[starhalation]

In retail there is usually a loophole to get what you want

[fragilesoftmachines]

lmao i literally can’t.... tell the difference between what is a) exhaustion, b) chronic pain-induced brain fog, c) anxiety

it’s just a wonderful storm of bad here in Bis tonight

[fragilesoftmachines]

it’d be really nice if someone could come and do the fighting-my-brain thing on my behalf so I can get a nap in tbh